Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AnOminous]

This is a very long-winded way to say, "I suck the state's dick".

This is my very short-winded way of saying "lol calm down."

 

[ripecortex]

Wait what's that behind her in the corner? Is that a mouse?

Is the plug at the end of that black cable hanging down. I don't think it's a mouse.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Barnes sperging out like a mongoloid, as per usual.
Not only does he go hard calling Pomplin corrupt again, but now every cop at the scene of the arrest was crooked too. Basically saying the song that @Scan_Lines made really happened lmao.

Barnes says, as a demonstration of the Barneswalker's credentials, that he is "a member of our board, a member of Rekieta's board, member of some other boards..."

...Does.... Does he mean he's a member of their Locals?

Is he actually saying it's smart that Rekieta chose to hire a lawyer who Google thinks operates out of a JC Penney because he joined their Locals pages?

 

[zyclonPD]

Barnes sperging out like a mongoloid, as per usual.
Not only does he go hard calling Pomplin corrupt again, but now every cop at the scene of the arrest was crooked too. Basically saying the song that @Scan_Lines made really happened lmao.

EDIT:

Spoiler: The song if you haven't heard it

Its insane seeing Barnes descend into this madness defending a scum bag like this. I replaced my legal news watching with viva and Barnes show after Nick failed to be be able to talk about anything law related for over a year. I've now had to cut out Barnes and Viva too.

I'm now down to Nate, Sean, Steve Lehto and Hunleys legal roundup on Fridays.

 

[thebigdream]

I just want whatever outcome leads to Nick moving to LA on his own to be a comedian and do a podcast with Juju.

And have Dax live in comedy purgatory where Nick constantly sets him up for jokes that make no sense. Ack ack...ack?

 

[August Levasseur]

Wait what's that behind her in the corner? Is that a mouse?

Looks like a mouse to me

 

[Mister Friendly Dude]

Its insane seeing Barnes descend into this madness defending a scum bag like this. I replaced my legal news watching with viva and Barnes show after Nick failed to be be able to talk about anything law related for over a year. I've now had to cut out Barnes and Viva too.

I'm now down to Nate, Sean, Steve Lehto and Hunleys legal roundup on Fridays.

I'm going to shill Fuddbusters for Gun-Law related news on their week roundups.

Specially considering that he was one of the few that called Nick on his weird shit live on stream (with Ivan) back before the fall of the balldoreich.

 

[“Token” the Neigermiester]

Aaron is physically incapable of not taking Ls

At least he can be assisted to take a W every once in a while (Bitch-Tits Ralph bitching out of a fight w/ him hyped by KC).

Bitch-Tits Ralph and Balldo Rekieta on the other hand, they’re just fucked (raw).

Nick's sheer stupidity is shown by the juxtaposition of his absolute obsession with his public image combined with his actual actions which portray him as an absolutely subhuman piece of shit.

As is typical of the likes of Destiny.

“Straight” cuck behavior.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

Not only does he go hard calling Pomplin corrupt again

I sometimes wonder if Rekieta will also say to officer Pomplun's face that he lied under oath during his warrant.
Just like he did to Aleisha Sweep.

I walked right up to officer Pomplun, and I said:
"You lied in your warrant and you know it"
I walked right up to him. I pointed at him. I said it to his face.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

Looks like a mouse to me
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It'd be pretty cool to have jerboas in your house.

 

[RedMage]

Wait what's that behind her in the corner? Is that a mouse?

Even a mouse cannot escape the Baldoverse.

 

[August Levasseur]

It'd be pretty cool to have jerboas in your house.

There are like 5 species of mice that all kinda look like that, a few of them are native to North America. I remember having to wrangle my cat off of one in my deep south home a few years ago. Idk if there actually are any in Minnesota, but it's possible

 

[SargonF00t]

How can you have no tits yet they are saggy?
Like fried eggs nailed to a wall.

Spoiler: Gross NSFW

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Whilst doing OnlyFans can be thought of as a self-own, I am actually surprised how good Keanu looks in this pic and other than lacking in size, her tits look fine in this pic.

 

[TherapyMan]

Nick was arguing that it was a fair tactic because the State has 'unlimited resources' to employ against him

Ah yes, the well-known doctrine of "The State Is Bad So I Can Do Anything I Wanted," made famous from Balldo v. Balldo, 69 U.S. 69 (1969).

 

[smarty_snoops]

this case stinks as bad as nick's kids did at school

 

[Happy Little War Painter]

And have Dax live in comedy purgatory where Nick constantly sets him up for jokes that make no sense. Ack ack...ack?

I'd like to think they'd both love saying "fat woman" and "molested church boy" to each other every show without end.

It would be cute in a "old folks with dementia who don't know any better" way, but instead it's two wetbrained retards.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

The thing about that is that he really doesn't even care about himself. If he was an Adonis mega genius, I could see if not agree with him being completely self centered and egotistical. Instead, he is an abject loser and slave to his rotted limbic system.

Whether or not it's a worthy goal, if Nick is NPD (signs point to YES), he absolutely does care about himself, as much as he is capable of caring about anything. And even if he's not capable of actually caring about much, his drive is still toward him, his desires, his wants, his standing, etc. His objective worthiness (or un-) is irrelevant.

Aaron saying he bought the dress is so wild for me. "It is gaudy, I understand the criticism." That's a $900 prom dress you bought your wife in Vegas, lol.

"I bought her a cocktail dress, too." She has a long history of bad decisions, bro. But still, Rekieta didn't even pay for it That's tough. They didn't even get a fresh dress for the spendy dinner. Rekieta always goes on about how he loves to buy Kayla cute little dresses but he doesn't buy his primary partner upgrade a dress for the benefit, she had to recycle Times are tough in the Baldo Bunker

Classic that nick would love to see his side in a dress paid for by her ex. Doesn't even have Neanderthal-grade protective instincts. If it's not on his bill, all the better, in his mind. No pride about leftovers or living on another man's dime.

 

[200MB]

I sometimes wonder if Rekieta will also say to officer Pomplun's face that he lied under oath during his warrant.
Just like he did to Aleisha Sweep.

I walked right up to officer Pomplun, and I said:
"You lied in your warrant and you know it"
I walked right up to him. I pointed at him. I said it to his face.

He told Chrissie Mayr that he got up in the cop's faces when they arrested him.
"Where's the warrant? Show me the warrant pussies, you won't!"
Which I don't really buy; The guy can barely shit talk people on the internet, even people he clearly hates.

 

[repentance]

So maybe it had nothing to do with the drugs and they were there to rescue April.

April should remain a stray. Just trap and spay her before returning her to her feral colony.

If the kids really are back with Nick and Kayla full-time, and Nick celebrates by taking his side whore out for the night while leaving their mother at home with the offspring he claims to love so much, I can only imagine how much that is fucking with the kids. Children are ALWAYS fiercely protective of their mother. And if their mother is unhappy, so are her kids.

I doubt it was just an overnight trip, either.

Has Nick ever given a genuine answer as to why he can’t just stop responding to things?

What content would he have otherwise?

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

April septum check:

Still there, for now.

The damage from that type of drug use is usually too high up to easy be seen externally, but forming a good sized hole in the septum without collapse is absolutely possible.