Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[daffodils]

Barnes explains that Rekieta's defense lawyer is member of his and Rekieta's board as in Locals board.

https://rekietalaw.locals.com/member/whit1736

His member page is full of boomer sperging like this:


There are two post-cokestream posts that are supporters-only. Can someone with a subscription please grab those?

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

I sometimes wonder if Rekieta will also say to officer Pomplun's face that he lied under oath during his warrant.
Just like he did to Aleisha Sweep.

I walked right up to officer Pomplun, and I said:
You lied in your warrant and you know it"
I walked right up to him. I pointed at him. I said it to his face.

No. Nick is a passive-aggressive bitch. He'd be terrified to confront a man.

 

[Cimmerian Kang]

I have kind of avoided seeing any of Barnes takes on this up to this point, but wow. That guy is RETARDED. How does he so thoroughly convince himself that every single cop in the house was crooked (his words) when he hasn’t seen any proof? You’d think a lawyer would be more careful about making such definitive statements.

"Crooked" isn't an accusation of a specific crime, it's like an e-girl saying they have "bad vibes" and "negative energies". It's all in the eye of the boss babyholder.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

What content would he have otherwise?

He'd be stuck woth TRUMP and GUNS! The abject horror!

At the very beginning, Barnes explains that Rekieta's defense lawyer is member of his and Rekieta's board as in Locals board. Is this the first time Barnes has mentioned this? Barnes is not beating the sleazy ambulance chaser allegations as he pimps out his associate who also gives him money while simultaneously calling for people not to hire all the lawyers who are critical of Barnes/Rekieta's theory of the case.

At this point I'm gonna refer to it as their collective theory because Barnes is just repeating the same points as Rekieta. Now that we have definitive proof from the fat horse's mouth himself that they were all networking on Locals, it's clear that it's a coordinated strategy and PR effort on the side of Nick Rekieta and Robert Barnes.

Barnes also talks in a super weird tone, like he doesn't talk about Rekieta's defense attorney as such. He makes it sound like this Locals board member just randomly inserted himself into the case instead of being hired by Rekieta with money (presumably, he might be getting payed in exposure lol) to represent him in court.

That would be hilarious if he isn't even getting paid in money, because if he's getting paid in "exposure" it is getting paid to be exposed as an abjectly incompetent retard with skills that are measured in dogshit.
That would be hilarious if he isn't even getting paid in money, because if he's getting paid in "exposure" it is getting paid to be exposed as an abjectly incompetent retard with skills that are measured in dogshit.

At least if he's getting paid actual money to be the Mouth of Balldo, he's getting something out of it and may attract the kind of retard client who actually wants their lawyer just to parrot their deranged losing gibberish.

There are two post-cokestream posts that are supporters-only. Can someone with a subscription please grab those?

Well... about that...

Also can anyone please point me to a time Nick was critical of his local county policing? Since when is Nick some freedom fighter in Kandiyohi County? Nobody’d ever even heard of the place until he got corrupted, why on earth would the cops be out to get him?

Lies and misrepresentation?! You don't say!

Oh yes! Barnes insisted that the prosecution is corrupt and if they had a good case (or any case, really), then they wouldn't have needed additional briefing time on the warrant validity. They would have been ready to go, with scent 3 day notice!

They are all just corrupt and are acting out a grudge against one of their harshest critics. Funnily enough, Nick never talked about his county government much before the 'judge Pussy Liquor' comment. There was early talk about the state house, federal senators, governor, and local federal politics RE: election streams, but outside that, he mainly talked about his le epic pwn of Judge Fisher in the elevator, and how he likes speeding around.

Why does he hate that harmless dog so much?

Being charitable, it is becuase he and the wife have to take care of it. The children and wife probably wanted it, but do you honestly believe they have the self-morivation to care for and clean up after it?

 

[Oxyjen]

Someone pointed out that April's main goal in attending the event is probably to find a new john husband, so it makes sense she'd wear a name tag to advertise herself.

If it turns out that April is able to quickly and quietly monkey-branch to a proper high-net-worth loser and leave the Qult in the dust and/or jail, I will laugh so much.

How can you have no tits yet they are saggy?
Like fried eggs nailed to a wall.

Spoiler: Gross NSFW

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No tattoos, bruises or weird scratches. Literally tasteful compared to the Qoven.

 

[metroid_fetish_ii]

I wish they'd done hair a follicle test on the pug, who knows how many cocaine bullets he's eaten off the couch

That dog has so much cocaine in its system that if you put a pair of scissors in its mouth it could mow your yard.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

If it turns out that April is able to quickly and quietly monkey-branch to a proper high-net-worth loser

Lol keep dreaming. Look at her. April is busted trash and can only attract busted trash.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

I’m just amazed at how unabashed the Qover is. They’re really sticking it to the Scandinavian prudes with Nick prancing about town with his whore April behind him every step. I’m not sure why Nick stays in a small town where everyone knows his business at this point. A certain LA based comedian will have drug hook ups, more whores, and more chances at doing stand up comedy. I guess Nick is worried about the truth of being a big rich fish in a small Minnesota pond.

 

[Cimmerian Kang]

Well... about that...

This guy's shotgun approach to comma use is unreadable. I weep for whoever has to go through the legal documents he submits.

 

[mailfrawd]

No tattoos, bruises or weird scratches. Literally tasteful compared to the Qoven.

You were too busy staring at the mouse to notice her wrist tattoo, weren't you?

 

[Gorbus]

You think Nick's gonna steal his next defense from this thread as well? He's gone down like three retarded rabbit holes in getting this thing thrown out, and they were I think all posted about as possibilities here before he actually ran with them.

I think his actual best approach would be getting sober for a couple of weeks just so he can actually survey the damage to his life with a clear mind and maybe make a logical, non-cocaine-based choice about what to do next. Like, you're gonna have to stop doing cocaine at some point. It's how the drug works; you do it till you stop or you die, it's an expensive drug with an expensive toll on the body and steeply diminishing returns. It's why I'd suggest never starting it, you'll just blow through money and years of your life and then wind up either having a heart attack or having to return to your sober life to find you ruined your health, your nose, your bank account, and your relationships.

But Nick truthfully isn't that far in; Artie Lange has been on it for decades. But maybe look at him and where his life has gone, and consider Artie Lange actually has talent and people love him. If a man that talented and loved can be brought so low, both in life and public opinion, where the fuck does Nick think his life is going? He's a fucking snooze even on a mountain of blow, and has only ever been funny by accident. He's got no true heart or morals or likability, and he's throwing away the few long-term relationships he's managed to sustain in his life.

 

[GaryGray]

I'm a woman and just laughed at all of it.I'm sure "Daddy Nick" bought her all kinds of cute little presents, and then after that, they went to the special club in the big city! That dress was probably more for the club after than for the event before. So sad.

A nice jaunt over to Claire's and Forever 21 in the Mall of America. Give Nick a chance to swing by Hot Topic and Spencer's for a new belt and some fuzzy handcuffs.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I think his actual best approach would be getting sober for a couple of weeks

What do you get when a horse thief stops drinking?

A horse thief who doesn’t drink.

Sobriety is beyond Nick‘s grasp, and it sure as hell wouldn’t materialize by drying out. Even if he dried out for years, Nick would not achieve sobriety.

Narcissists never get better because to do so would require them to entertain the idea that they have caused and/or significantly contributed to everything they hate about their lives.

 

[AltisticRight]

Is anyone in Balldo's orbit not a whore?
This applies to both genders.

 

[Gorbus]

What do you get when a horse thief stops drinking?

A horse thief who doesn’t drink.

Sobriety is beyond Nick‘s grasp, and it sure as hell wouldn’t materialize by drying out. Even if he dried out for years, Nick would not achieve sobriety.

Narcissists never get better because to do so would require them to entertain the idea that they have caused and/or significantly contributed to everything they hate about their lives.

Yeah that's a fair point. I forget sometimes that he was never really a normal chill guy, that was just a facade he presented for a while. The frustrating thing with narcissists is it's impossible to actually punish them because they'll never acknowledge they did anything wrong. If Nick was a functional human being just the understanding of what he's done to his kids would be a brutal punishment, I can't imagine the guilt and shame I would feel in those circumstances.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

If it turns out that April is able to quickly and quietly monkey-branch to a proper high-net-worth loser and leave the Qult in the dust and/or jail, I will laugh so much.



No tattoos, bruises or weird scratches. Literally tasteful compared to the Qoven.

She has a large diamond tattoo between her shoulder blades and several on the inside of her arms.

And is/was an e-whore.

 

[Vibralldo]

Is anyone in Balldo's orbit not a whore?
This applies to both genders.

For his kids' sake i hope so

 

[Windy Moors]

If it turns out that April is able to quickly and quietly monkey-branch to a proper high-net-worth loser and leave the Qult in the dust and/or jail, I will laugh so much.

Lol keep dreaming. Look at her. April is busted trash and can only attract busted trash.

Bob Rekieta fits the requirements, it would be very funny and weird because April would become Nick's new mommy and the children's new grandma.

 

[ShinyStar]

about that...

Talking publicly about details of the case? I'm definitely getting shades of Ty Beard here. It really does seem like Nick has gotten the lawyer he deserves!

I've been thinking, though, of what the situation would have to look like in order for Nick's arguments for throwing out the search warrant to work. He's kind of mashing together two arguments; the cop lied and the footage was altered.

In order for the argument that Pomplum lied to work as far as the statement he made, you have to insert words he didn't say into the sentence, and argue that those extra words make it false in a way that was materially significant to the case. The other way they could show him lying is to produce the copy of the stream he watched and demonstrate that what he reported about it (Nick acting high as a kite and having white powder on his nose) were false. Good luck with that!

And as for the video being altered, my understanding is that Pomplum doesn't have to have watched a true and honest copy of the video in order to gain probable cause. He only had to believe that he was watching a true and honest copy, and then the search was authorized to verify whether or not the conclusions derived from that video were accurate. So, in order for Nick to successfully get the case thrown out based on the video being altered, it would have had to be altered to the extent that no reasonable person could believe that it accurately represented real events; like massive cuts, clear CGI suggesting it wasn't actually Nick pulling a DSP there at the end, some other voice dubbed in reading AnimeSucksCopeAndSneed's chat half a dozen times... A tiny watermark in the corner isn't going to do that. Even some blurry pixels from compression won't get you there, because a person could reasonably believe that the original video also had some blurry pixels.

All Nick is accomplishing here is forcing the court to pay close attention to damning evidence that probably wouldn't have received much attention during the trial. I mean, you're the prosecutor and you've got cops who can testify to finding an ounce of cocaine in the house, you aren't going to need to waste your time on a silly video. But now, the court is going to have to watch the thing TWICE, because they're going to have to compare the copy the cops watched to the original to look for differences. If I were Nick's lawyer, I'd be doing everything in my power to make sure the judge never watched that video. (I'm sure he's going to have nothing but contempt for Nick after he has to listen to the vagina monologue about his colleague twice) Instead, Nick is forcing the video in front of the court. HOW EMBARRASSING!

The thing about Aaron is nonsense, too. The fact that the cop said they'd had a falling out but didn't go into autistic detail on how bad that falling out was is going to be interpreted by the court as writing in a professional manner, not trying to obfuscate important facts. The judge is going to have approved countless warrants himself, and he's not going to sit there thinking, 'Gosh, I'm not smart and experienced enough to understand the implications a falling out might have on what people might say about each other publicly, now that it's been pointed out to me, I totally believe this warrant was in error!' He's going to have experience with how a falling out can influence people to share truths that they were previously willing to conceal.

 

[Lian Xing]

Artie Lange has been on it for decades. But maybe look at him and where his life has gone, and consider Artie Lange actually has talent and people love him.

Talk about a guy who has had chance after chance. It is a wonder Lange is still alive.