Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[KebabShopSauce]

I feel like April would’ve been better suited to lean into the Tomboy Hunting gf on Instagram and grow a simp army than become the Balldo whore in tacky dress and tattoos. But, you know, can’t get easy access to drugs that way.

She's a classic starfucker, but as a haggard 5/10 she gets a low quality star like "youtube streamer" Dick Lickieta.

 

[repentance]

I feel like April would’ve been better suited to lean into the Tomboy Hunting gf on Instagram and grow a simp army than become the Balldo whore in tacky dress and tattoos. But, you know, can’t get easy access to drugs that way.

There are plenty of hunting communities where she could get easy access to meth.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

If Nick makes a move to LA, there's no way he's taking five kids with him.

Nick can't afford LA. Louisiana maybe but not Los Angeles.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Nick is just proof that Libertarians are unserious people. Also, the symbol of the Libertarian party is Sonichu (Golden Hedgehog), they are a cursed party.

 

[repentance]

Nick can't afford LA. Louisiana maybe but not Los Angeles.

Nick doesn't know that though. His hubris would convince him that he has the connections to score paid comedy gigs while still being able to make money from streaming.

 

[Shig O'nella]

The funniest thing is the guy wasn't even really pressing Ralph, he just wanted to say hi and the gunt shat his pants, shouldn't a celebrity of Ethan's caliber be used to people approaching him?

Most normal people avoid unexploded ordinance, so he's probably not that used to it.

 

[Booby Jones]

Nick doesn't know that though. His hubris would convince him that he has the connections to score paid comedy gigs while still being able to make money from streaming.

Not to mention how Juju probably constantly lies to him about how living in California is great. Really gassing him up about how FUNNY and WEIRD Los Angeles is i bet.

 

[Stupor Mario]

If Nick makes a move to LA, there's no way he's taking five kids with him.

I can see Nick as a reverse-Lot who takes his family and flees to Sodom and Gomorrah instead of away from it.

Yeah that's a fair point. I forget sometimes that he was never really a normal chill guy, that was just a facade he presented for a while. The frustrating thing with narcissists is it's impossible to actually punish them because they'll never acknowledge they did anything wrong.

Nick keeps whining about government oppression, but he's exactly the kind of reckless and lawless individual that provides justification for the necessity of police and courts. The only thing uncivilized people like him will listen to is the boot of the government crushing them underfoot.

 

[LanternsNSongs]

Nick moving to LA and changing his show from being law based to being a just chatting stream and a vlog would be the funniest outcome possible. Optionally, but preferably, he should divorce Kayla and take April with him.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Most normal people avoid unexploded ordinance, so he's probably not that used to it.

Autism moment:

'Ordnance' is military munitions or explosives.

'Ordinance' is a restriction or standard something passed by local government or council.


Nick moving from his present location as a PR move for him and the family seems yo be an argument that he could realistically raise at this point.

Previously Nick blamed his wife and children's deep connection to the area for being stuck in Minnesota, but now that we know that he is currently unable to support himself, he might have to convince his trust to allow him to do so--despite the possibility of having his immediate family on board.

I would laugh if he manages to move states, but April moves along with them as the 'nanny'

 

[Vibralldo]

Nick moving to LA and changing his show from being law based to being a just chatting stream and a vlog would be the funniest outcome possible. Optionally, but preferably, he should divorce Kayla and take April with him.

Moving his family from his full sized house surrounded by family and friends to a twice as expensive LA studio apartment where they only know Juju and Vito is a small price to pay for Nick being able to swing and do coke without judgement from Scandinavian prudes!

 

[repentance]

Not to mention how Juju probably constantly lies to him about how living in California is great. Really gassing him up about how FUNNY and WEIRD Los Angeles is i bet.

How does Dick afford to live there?

 

[Shig O'nella]

How does Dick afford to live there?

Comedy clubs pay him to stay away.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

How does Dick afford to live there?

Juju (Dax Herrera's stage name when he puts on a cow costume so he can get fucked in the ass by a woman wearing a dildo) looted all the crypto donations from his time with Maddox. I figure that has been his nest egg ever since.

 

[AnOminous]

Most of the people who would willingly come up to Ralph these days are likely alawgs, debt collectors, or process servers.

This is why I love Ralph's bogus anecdotes about how everyone he encounters is a huge fan of the Killstream. You can tell from how he reacted when someone actually did approach him that it terrified him and he practically shat his pants before waddling away in fear.

NOBODY in the real world is actually a fan of the Killstream. The only people who would even recognize this appalling little midget are ayylawgs.

His conflation is part of the strategy--thus my assertion that he is employment a Chewbacca defense. He is also deliberately mis-characterising the basis for decisions and standards.

The thing about a Chewbacca defense is it may work on a jury, but a judge seeing this kind of bullshit just knows to disregard anything you say after you've pulled dumb shit like this. He goes straight to reading the other side's brief for actual information before taking an eye-rolling perusal through your utter bullshit.

In all fairness that training probably is bullshit, cops are not human drug tests that can intuit the exact substances raging through your bloodstream.

I would agree in most cases. You often have this boilerplate language cops use in their reports, and it's sometimes ridiculous. Every single person they pull over for DUI has bloodshot eyes and is slurring their words, everyone they find pot on is "reeking of marijuana" or some similar phrasing, and while this is probably often the case, I seriously doubt every single person meets this description. It's practically COPypasta.

In this case, though, literally nearly everyone who saw this stream, even before the obvious powder on the nose, was saying not just that he was under the influence, but that it was obviously cocaine. And that was universal among people who had actually personally used cocaine or been around people on it.

I had personally not really come around to the cocaine angle until shortly before the stream, assuming Nick was such a pantywaist nerd he was probably just abusing some kind of prescription stimulants or a gay club drug like MDMA (which he had already admitted to), but that stream really cemented that it absolutely had to be cocaine.

Autism moment:

'Ordnance' is military munitions or explosives.

'Ordinance' is a restriction or standard something passed by local government or council.

Thank you for sparing me the duty of being the thread homonym Nazi.

Nick keeps whining about government oppression, but he's exactly the kind of reckless and lawless individual that provides justification for the necessity of police and courts. The only thing uncivilized people like him will listen to is the boot of the government crushing them underfoot.

This is yet another way Nick is a cancerous piece of shit. He's personally the reason we need to have cops, because otherwise society would be destroyed by unrestrained criminal narcissists like him.

I'm not sure if narcissism even entirely captures the evil of this fuckwad. He may be a full-blown sociopath. After all, he claims to be "ODD," a disorder only children are diagnosed with so as not to stigmatize them with belonging to the same class of people as Ted Bundy, since most kids who act that way as kids actually grow out of it, while if you are "ODD" as an adult, that means you're a fucking psycho.

And this is what Nick claimed about himself.

 

[Lonely khan]

Juju (Dax Herrera's stage name when he puts on a cow costume so he can get fucked in the ass by a woman wearing a dildo) looted all the crypto donations from his time with Maddox. I figure that has been his nest egg ever since.

But blunder s thompson doesn't even know what wallet the crypto sub buys went into, trust him, he's an upstanding degenerate

 

[RotPockets]

Whilst doing OnlyFans can be thought of as a self-own, I am actually surprised how good Keanu looks in this pic and other than lacking in size, her tits look fine in this pic.

No tattoos, bruises or weird scratches. Literally tasteful compared to the Qoven.

Funny you should say this, I’ll pull the image from my trash I didn’t want to post.

Spoiler: Plagued NSFW

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Spoiler: Bonus Link

Saw this profile linked beneath the photos.
Chrissie Mayr

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Funny you should say this, I’ll pull the image from my trash I didn’t want to post.

Spoiler: Plagued NSFW

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Those belly button piercings are just trashy. I call them “whore chandeliers"

 

[Oxyjen]

OK I was wrong. Gross.

I am concerned for the welfare of the mouse.

 

[Tubby Aardvark]

Funny you should say this, I’ll pull the image from my trash I didn’t want to post.

Spoiler: Plagued NSFW

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Chrissie Mayr

She needs to stay off those knees, like damn girl you make the joke a reality.