Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Anyone know how Mr. Lazybones Rekieta was getting health insurance? I kinda doubt he set it up himself. If he’s not lying about the trust fund, he might just have a paid position on one of his parents or grandparents charity board of directors.

His parents sponsor an AIDS charity and donate to a zoo. Could be that Nicky collects six figure checks and health care from his Mommy and Daddy.

He should be able to afford it.

Even if he had income of $500k (plug number to get him over the income that would get you out of the subsidized range) , he could buy insurance on the marketplace for about/in the range of $1400-2250/month. For $2250, that's 0 copay 0 for generic drugs $3400 deductible, $17400 max OOP.

If he made 100k he'd be eligible for some credits back around $548

 

[Justtocheck]

Felicia said Pat has “at least 500” close-ups of her vagina alone

Pornsick mofo beyond saving. What's wrong with him? Does he want to be an amateur gynecologist or what the fuck?

 

[USAroXX]

April files a clean, orderly, and what appears to be a well-drafted Motion to Dismiss. Looks like she hired competent counsel, compared to the BalldoBarnes Cronenberg.



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April zoom First Appearance is 8.28.24 at 2:15pm minnesota time.

Nicky Balldofuoco & April Fisher Arc incoming.
Kayla is going to have a destroyed face to go along with her destroyed body.

Good god, do not search “Amy Fisher now” then go to images with Safe Search off.

April's Judge is the whiskey va-jay-jay Fisher
[No, seriously, its Nick's favorite judge]

POETIC

 

[Burd Turglar]

Anyone that would pay for those depressing titties nudes is a pathetic failure at life.

FTFY

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

This. Even if Nick is able to sell both his current properties for $450K+, the average 4-bedroom house in the greater Los Angeles area averages between $1-$1.5 million. If he's keeping just the four youngest kids he'd have to buy like halfway to Bakersfield, which ruins the convenient access to Dick that he craves. And his overall cost of living will skyrocket. Can you imagine the California snack budget?

Maybe it'll work after he ditches the kiddies and Kayla...

His larger house is sub-million but much closer to it than the smaller one. No mortgages, so that's at least a million cash to him/the trust. If a 1.5m home, that's just a 500k mortgage (as IF he's going to have a mortgage (or at least for more than a few years max to get back in good graces [if he is even out])). Plebes only need $125-160k verified income for a $500k mortgage - and that's from a commercial bank, not the Bank of Mom & Dad or trust.

He would be able to manage just fine.

That said, he wouldn't be the first narc to leave a family.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

He's kind of mashing together two arguments; the cop lied and the footage was altered.

I think it's a bit more nuanced. Nick is arguing that the cop lied about watching the original stream AND that lie was material. He talks about "altered" in an attempt to make it material. Not that what was altered mattered. He'd argue the addition of the watermark is an alteration that should have been disclosed as it speaks to the copy Pomplun. Nick won't provide evidence of what's different, just that they are different in any technical way he can.

Nick wins if the argument shifts to what was altered. The prosecution needs to focus on what Pomplin believed when he saw it. Prosecution wins if they keep the judge from ruling Pomplin lied. They need to stay away from arguing materiality if they can keep it to Pomplin told the truth.

 

[LiquidKid]

Chrissy used to be a left-wing comic

Explains why she so horribly unfunny

 

[Dude Snakes]

Keanu talking about Kayla's nude photo. To her mother.

This disgusting whore has no shame.

 

[Chode]

The kiwis made Mr. White nervous

Edit: Seriously this is borderline unreadable:

 

[John Andrews Stan]

The kiwis made Mr. White nervous
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I think he’s just retarded. Check out his voluminous tweet history if in any doubt.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

He should be able to afford it.

Even if he had income of $500k (plug number to get him over the income that would get you out of the subsidized range) , he could buy insurance on the marketplace for about/in the range of $1400-2250/month. For $2250, that's 0 copay 0 for generic drugs $3400 deductible, $17400 max OOP.

If he made 100k he'd be eligible for some credits back around $548

Two notes:
1) I think Nick is self employed (non-W2), he sure as fuck isn't disciplined enough to pay himself a salary. Or he's being creative with tax accounting on his Rekieta Media/Rekieta law company
2) I suspect suspect they may have been pill hopping and there's a high chance their doctor's not an in-network provider if he was choosing the barebones option. Brenzos are handed out like candy sometimes thought depending on the RNG of your doctor draw.

 

[Pitbull Victim]

The kiwis made Mr. White nervous
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Even Ralph was clowning on White:

 

[RotPockets]

Two notes:
1) I think Nick is self employed (non-W2), he sure as fuck isn't disciplined enough to pay himself a salary. Or he's being creative with tax accounting on his Rekieta Media/Rekieta law company
2) I suspect suspect they may have been pill hopping and there's a high chance their doctor's not an in-network provider if he was choosing the barebones option. Brenzos are handed out like candy sometimes thought depending on the RNG of your doctor draw.

He exploited PPP loans to pay himself when he couldn’t work from home by streaming.

 

[Permanent Resident Cope]

I wish they'd done a hair follicle test on the pug

Lol, fur follicle test.

Funnily enough, Nick never talked about his county government much

He's just an [internet famous general anti-government critic]. And those small-town officers got together and talked at their local Denny's and decided "hey now, we can't be having any [internet famous general anti-government critic] right in our own backyard. Lets get him!"

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

He exploited PPP loans to pay himself when he couldn’t work from home by streaming.

He's not DSP so I can see the IRS/FBI indictment on loan fraud arc.

 

[3MMA]

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I think White (Nick’s lawyer) has a weird speech impediment. Reading the transcript was a bit of a chore due to his stumbling all over himself during the Omnibussin’. He uses some strange figures of speech like, “…so belt & suspenders.” Not sure exactly what that is supposed to mean, & I’ve heard a lot of slang.

 

[RotPockets]

He's not DSP so I can see the IRS/FBI indictment on loan fraud arc.

According to this video they extended the statute of limitations to investigate people for PPP loan fraud. Instead of getting a Hellcat, Brazilian Butt Lift and crab legs Nigger Nick bought a Rustang, Balldos and overpriced liquor to shove up his ass.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

I think White (Nick’s lawyer) has a weird speech impediment. Reading the transcript was a but of a chore due to his stumbling all over himself during the Omnibussin’. He uses some strange figures of speech like, “…so belt & suspenders.” Not sure exactly what that is supposed to mean, & I’ve heard a lot of slang.
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"Belt and suspenders" is an old Midwest idiom that means "to cover all the bases"

 

[LiquidKid]

The letter that I submitted as an exhibit in MNDS clearly shows that that -- that that first -- that particular artifice was rejected by Kandiyohi County.

Dear god, reading this is painful. White can’t speak for shit. I feel bad for anyone who had to listen to this in person

 

[parsnip]

Dear god, reading this is painful. White can’t speak for shit. I feel bad for anyone who had to listen to this in person

He stutters like the public defender in my cousin Vinny.
I'd be nervous too if I had a retard like Nick for a client.