Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 21.8%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 28.2%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 43 14.6%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 100 34.0%

  • Total voters
    294
If Nick makes a move to LA, there's no way he's taking five kids with him.
Come and listen to my story
'Bout a man named Nick
A coked out streamer,
Piece of rubber for a dick.
And then one day
He was neglecting his kids,
And CPS said no more intoxicating liquids.

Whiskey that is, brown gold, Qoverian tea.

Well the first thing you know
Ol' Nick doesn't care,
Scandi Prudes said "Nick move away from here".
Said "California's the place you outta be".
So he loaded up the balldo
And he moved to Beverly.
 
He'd leave Kayla and the kids behind in a heartbeat if he could do so without giving up control of Kayla, but it's extremely apparent that Celeste has no meaningful influence over Nick.
Nicky Balldofuoco & April Fisher Arc incoming.
Kayla is going to have a destroyed face to go along with her destroyed body.

Good god, do not search “Amy Fisher now” then go to images with Safe Search off.
 
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My god. Are those nudes of Chrissie Mayr real? Were they personal nudes that got leaked? Or was she some type of Only Fans whore too?

I have always wondered about Chrissie's past as she fills her live chats with active Only Fans whores. I wonder if she was some sort of sex worker too.
Chrissy used to be a left-wing comic. She and Frank would have threesomes with the whores she would have on her show. Then she found her way to Cumia and then started leaning hard into the "right-wing" stuff she talks about today. There were rumors going around that she was striking channels whenever someone brought her or Frank up or said negative shit about them. All of these Dabbleverse hacks are truly vile.
 
How does Dick afford to live there?
If even half of his Patreon is real money from people other than him, somewhere north of 10k a month will do considering he purchased for under a mil and when interest rates were cratered. This is actually very likely since Patreon's method of billing seems to not consider the expiration date originally entered, so if it expires it keeps on billing (someone explained this in the Juju thread somewhere when I mentioned I was surprised to find I was still paying TDS patron some time ago and had to manually cancel).

IIRC he allegedly also owns or co-owns a landscaping business which I suspect he only manages given how fat he is, and that's not bad money either.

Combine that with any shenanigans from BPITU assets and any other scams he has/had going, he's talked in the past about how he did a lot of what likely amounted to internet scams in the early days of the internet ("it was like the wild west" was a direct quote iirc) to make money, there's probably some nice chunks of change he's got squirreled away.

He may be a complete degenerate but I suspect he's a pretty adept money grubber besides what we can see on the internet.
 
Nick and April should open an Only Fans. Think about it, Nick gets to show off his sexual prowess, his HOT and YOUNG side piece and show us once and for all how the balldo works. They can even get the 3rd wheel in on it every now and again.
I've already seen the Hedonism II photo of Nick's flat ass, I don't wish to see it or anything else in its proximity ever again.
 
Nick and April should open an Only Fans. Think about it, Nick gets to show off his sexual prowess, his HOT and YOUNG side piece and show us once and for all how the balldo works. They can even get the 3rd wheel in on it every now and again.
someone here speculated nicky already posted their home pornos to an amateur porn site. Maybe someone wants to go and look :really:
 
someone here speculated nicky already posted their home pornos to an amateur porn site. Maybe someone wants to go and look :really:
I hate to say it, but this is not impossible. Swingers advertise to each other on designated swinger/swinger-adjacent websites. Even locally via reddit.
 
Anyone know how Mr. Lazybones Rekieta was getting health insurance? I kinda doubt he set it up himself. If he’s not lying about the trust fund, he might just have a paid position on one of his parents or grandparents charity board of directors.

His parents sponsor an AIDS charity and donate to a zoo. Could be that Nicky collects six figure checks and health care from his Mommy and Daddy.
 
April files a clean, orderly, and what appears to be a well-drafted Motion to Dismiss. Looks like she hired competent counsel, compared to the BalldoBarnes Cronenberg.



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Moving his family from his full sized house surrounded by family and friends to a twice as expensive LA studio apartment where they only know Juju and Vito is a small price to pay for Nick being able to swing and do coke without judgement from Scandinavian prudes!
This. Even if Nick is able to sell both his current properties for $450K+, the average 4-bedroom house in the greater Los Angeles area averages between $1-$1.5 million. If he's keeping just the four youngest kids he'd have to buy like halfway to Bakersfield, which ruins the convenient access to Dick that he craves. And his overall cost of living will skyrocket. Can you imagine the California snack budget?

Maybe it'll work after he ditches the kiddies and Kayla...
 
My god. Are those nudes of Chrissie Mayr real? Were they personal nudes that got leaked? Or was she some type of Only Fans whore too?
Chrissie used to date “comedian” Pat Dixon. Felicia Gillespie, another standup who also dated Pat, said that he is a pornographer at heart and takes literally thousands of nudes of the women he dates. Felicia said Pat has “at least 500” close-ups of her vagina alone, and that he also has a large volume of Chrissie pornography.

None of the women who run in this crew have the slightest bit of respect for themselves. I hope Chrissie’s newborn son doesn’t mind being teased about his ugly mother’s fat fetish porn when he gets to school.
 
I have always wondered about Chrissie's past as she fills her live chats with active Only Fans whores. I wonder if she was some sort of sex worker too.
She was a regular on Keith and the girl a dozen years ago, she probably said a lot of personal info then If you really cared. But she was always a sexual person but not attractive enough for sex work. So she mainly fucked dudes for free. After accusing rising NYC comedian Pat Dixon of abuse/rape she fucked 40 dudes in a weekend as payback for the failed relationship.

Her parents were like 40 when she was born so that's a big reason she's so off.

Also maybe I'm just too brainwashed by O&A forums but I don't think Chrissy has that good of a body. No way in hell those aren't all autistically shopped. She'd have had a much better career and options if she was that hot. Literally looks better than most of the only fans whores she has on the show

Like one of the photos she's completely naked in a gym.
at least 500” close-ups of her vagina alone,
Pat's weird. It's sort of funny because he seems rather conservative then he has this obsession with YTP editing and Photoshopping. Like a bit he'd do on NYCCR is photoshopping vaginas onto peoples mouths as a bit.

He's a great guy but it's so odd for a southern guy in a suit talking about crime to also act like a teenager from 2007. It's like if you found out Pat Buchanan was really into sonic the hedgehog.
 
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