Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[John Andrews Stan]

Dear god, reading this is painful. White can’t speak for shit. I feel bad for anyone who had to listen to this in person

Yet he still did a better job than Nick could have with his non-practicing frontal lobe.

 

[3MMA]

"Belt and suspenders" is an old Midwest idiom that means "to cover all the bases"

Ah, thanks. How absolutely down home of White, then. Lmao. Surprised I hadn’t heard that one, I’ve heard quite a few midwestern sayings.

“So belt n suspenders, yer honor, my client don’t get along with that Steel Toe Mornin’ Shoe. They just plain don’t like each other.”

Yeah, fucking another guys wife, particularly another guy who has concurrently fucked your own wife, will often build into dislike if not hardcore animosity, poly bs qover be damned. So belt & suspenders it is so.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Two notes:
1) I think Nick is self employed (non-W2), he sure as fuck isn't disciplined enough to pay himself a salary. Or he's being creative with tax accounting on his Rekieta Media/Rekieta law company
2) I suspect suspect they may have been pill hopping and there's a high chance their doctor's not an in-network provider if he was choosing the barebones option. Brenzos are handed out like candy sometimes thought depending on the RNG of your doctor draw.

1. Income isn't just salary. And if you don't care about discounts/subsidies for healthcare insurance, you don't need to prove anything to buy retail/straight from the marketplace.
2. "RNG of your doctor draw"? No comprendo! ...But with coke, who needs to bother with legit or illegit rx for stimulants? Coke will cure "narcolepsy" (lol, [X]. It's called alcohol misuse, not narcolepsy.) even better than modafinil.

"Belt and suspenders" is an old Midwest idiom that means "to cover all the bases"

its not even Midwestern - just a normal figure of speech since the early-mid-20th century ("belt and braces" for brits) It means using multiple methods to ensure an outcome, usually out of caution.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Someone posted that she had an OnlyFans so I searched: “Keanu Thompson” OnlyFans on DuckDuckGo and that was the first result. Anyone that would pay for those depressing titties is a pathetic failure at life.

Correction: Not the 1st result currently.
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It is the 8th result now.
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I swear every time I see the name Keanu Thompson here my brain reads Keenan Thompson and then randomly it's followed by "OnlyFans" and I want to shoot myself before reading further.

 

[repentance]

This. Even if Nick is able to sell both his current properties for $450K+, the average 4-bedroom house in the greater Los Angeles area averages between $1-$1.5 million. If he's keeping just the four youngest kids he'd have to buy like halfway to Bakersfield, which ruins the convenient access to Dick that he craves. And his overall cost of living will skyrocket. Can you imagine the California snack budget?

Maybe it'll work after he ditches the kiddies and Kayla...

Average 3 bedroom house price here runs over $1 million but that doesn't mean only the wealthy own houses.

Cost of living will be an issue in an expensive city but we don't have a real idea of Nick's non-media income. There's a whole lot of possibilities which could be hidden by the trust and likely are.

I can't see him wanting to take the kids along if is goal is to hang out with creative types, but who knows with Nick?

 

[LiquidKid]

I just read the whole thing.

First and foremost; there was no order to not use the April footage, far from it. The judge was actually confused by the notion, and both the prosecutor and white said it likely wouldn’t be used unless she testifies because it’s irrelevant.

Second, white flat out rejects offering the original video because he’s banking on Pomplun having not watched the entire original, but he won’t say how it was altered only that it was altered

Third, White admits to child endangerment

Fourth, the judge allowing for White to reply is non-standard and the judge makes note of that.

In all, this was not the victory Rekieta said it was, and this was actually worse for him than our Kiwi reporters said it was too

 

[2-B Alter]

My god. Are those nudes of Chrissie Mayr real? Were they personal nudes that got leaked? Or was she some type of Only Fans whore too?

I have always wondered about Chrissie's past as she fills her live chats with active Only Fans whores. I wonder if she was some sort of sex worker too.

Yeah, they’re definitely real. It’s possible that they were personal nudes that were leaked by a hacker or uploaded by someone who was associated with Chrissie and has a personal grudge and/or vendetta towards her or it could be uploaded by Chrissie herself as an attempt to gain public sympathy of being "hacked". I believe so, but we can't be so sure if she appeared in any amateur porn since she seems to be acquainted with other sex workers in both the adult entertainment and cam whore business, but she could of been an extra in a porn like a certain comicsgater within da sektur so who knows.

I've also checked out that if any of the other Simpcast whores had any leaked on the site, but so far Keanu, Chrissie, and Xia Anderson are confirmed. There's also a page for FNT guest XRayGirl, but so far they only underboobs pics and screenshot cleavage no nudes atm. I will definitely look into the Chrissie Mayr sex worker mystery because for some reason she became anxious after Venti moved from Texas and temporary ghosted Chrissie like Brittany has some dirty shit on her (which she does). And then there's the Kino Casino clip with her telling a couple of porn actresses about have some sexual fantasy about being a widowed single mom and want to fuck her barely legal stepson on Christmas which she's currently a married mother and also stole some family clothes on Christmas so that makes it much weirder.

And then there's the interview with Tricky Nicky where she just done swept everything under the rug when the Superchats was grilling him about CPS dilemma. So yeah, Chrissie has some skeletons in the closet; which it seems from her recent behavior with her and Keanu flagging clipping channels, her past embarrassed podcast interviews surfacing, defending Nick, getting fired from Cumia Compound, and now her leaked nude photos are all finally coming out and theres no coming back from whats about to come which if she actually does have a video of doing porn, she's completely fucked.

One more thing, I also remember that Chrissie made fun of Ethan Ralph's revenge porn and his "Memphis Micro" so if she hasn't made up with Ralph and is not the Rage Pig's A-log Amnesty list and he founds out that some nudes and allegedly did porn, he is going to have a fucking field day with her.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Anyone know how Mr. Lazybones Rekieta was getting health insurance? I kinda doubt he set it up himself. If he’s not lying about the trust fund, he might just have a paid position on one of his parents or grandparents charity board of directors.

His parents sponsor an AIDS charity and donate to a zoo. Could be that Nicky collects six figure checks and health care from his Mommy and Daddy.

He should be able to afford it.

Even if he had income of $500k (plug number to get him over the income that would get you out of the subsidized range) , he could buy insurance on the marketplace for about/in the range of $1400-2250/month. For $2250, that's 0 copay 0 for generic drugs $3400 deductible, $17400 max OOP.

If he made 100k he'd be eligible for some credits back around $548

Two notes:
1) I think Nick is self employed (non-W2), he sure as fuck isn't disciplined enough to pay himself a salary. Or he's being creative with tax accounting on his Rekieta Media/Rekieta law company
2) I suspect suspect they may have been pill hopping and there's a high chance their doctor's not an in-network provider if he was choosing the barebones option. Brenzos are handed out like candy sometimes thought depending on the RNG of your doctor draw.

He claimed he was paying 3k a month for the whole family out of his own pocket. He whinged about taxes and hating his state in the same rant. He might have even lamented that he could find no one to build his sex dungeon, but that memory is more faint.

I think White (Nick’s lawyer) has a weird speech impediment. Reading the transcript was a bit of a chore due to his stumbling all over himself during the Omnibussin’. He uses some strange figures of speech like, “…so belt & suspenders.” Not sure exactly what that is supposed to mean, & I’ve heard a lot of slang.
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Belts and braces both hold up trousers, so it is an idiom for redundancy.

 

[Maraschino]

I'm not sure if narcissism even entirely captures the evil of this fuckwad. He may be a full-blown sociopath. After all, he claims to be "ODD," a disorder only children are diagnosed with so as not to stigmatize them with belonging to the same class of people as Ted Bundy, since most kids who act that way as kids actually grow out of it, while if you are "ODD" as an adult, that means you're a fucking psycho.

And this is what Nick claimed about himself.

I think his nasty behavior when he's wasted (AKA "Dear John") lends to him being a legitimate narcissist with other aspects of antisocial behavior mixed in. That stream in particular was fucking despicable. If you trust Nick (or Ralph) with any sort of information that should be kept in confidence knowing he has a history of weaponizing it against people the second he can (like a fucking woman), you're a genetic dead end and probably a mental invalid as well.

I'd also suggest that if Nick is correct when he says so many different people hate him, maybe you just fucking suck if people hate you everywhere you go. And they're correct to hate Nick, because while he might be polite, being a polite person and being a good person is not even remotely the same thing, and he's losing the ability to pretend to even be polite at this point.

There's something deep inside within the average person that warns them of people with the type of psychopathy Nick has, and it's because he's a fundamentally broken person. He wants to dish out the abuse, now it's his turn to take it all like the bitchmade husk of a corpse he truly is.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I think his nasty behavior when he's wasted (AKA "Dear John") lends to him being a legitimate narcissist with other aspects of antisocial behavior mixed in. That stream in particular was fucking despicable. If you trust Nick (or Ralph) with any sort of information that should be kept in confidence knowing he has a history of weaponizing it against people the second he can (like a fucking woman), you're a genetic dead end and probably a mental invalid as well.

I'd also suggest that if Nick is correct when he says so many different people hate him, maybe you just fucking suck if people hate you everywhere you go. And they're correct to hate Nick, because while he might be polite, being a polite person and being a good person is not even remotely the same thing, and he's losing the ability to pretend to even be polite at this point.

There's something deep inside within the average person that warns them of people with the type of psychopathy Nick has, and it's because he's a fundamentally broken person. He wants to dish out the abuse, now it's his turn to take it all like the bitchmade husk of a corpse he truly is.

That's not what Spectree says! KAYLA is the REAL daemon here!

 

[Haru Okumura]

One more thing, I also remember that Chrissie made fun of Ethan Ralph's revenge porn and his "Memphis Micro" so if she hasn't made up with Ralph and is not the Rage Pig's A-log Amnesty list and he founds out that some nudes and allegedly did porn, he is going to have a fucking field day with her.

About 2 years ago, some time after the gunt tape review, she and Ethan did a 1-on-1 interview where Ethan was very, very, VERY drunk even relative to his own standard (he'd been streaming IRL in a bar earlier in the day and literally fell over several times). She got a $5 superchat from @Keranu: "Pull up the Pillstream clip where Ralph tells his mom to hitchhike in the summer heat to her dialysis appointment." Chrissie, thinking this was some sort of inside joke, giggled at the absurdity of the statement.

Of course, it was not a joke at all, but rather something Ethan literally did do a few years beforehand, and he seethed progressively harder and harder for a few minutes and then totally exploded and had one of the biggest meltdowns of his entire career, drunkenly screaming at Chrissie for about an hour.

Here is Kino Casino covering the stream, starting at the superchat in question:

Ethan never lets anything go, so no matter what he's professed outwardly since then, he's still seething inside and is probably going to do something gross when he finds out about the images. As a convicted revenge pornographer it'll be totally on brand.

 

[AnOminous]

I think it's a bit more nuanced. Nick is arguing that the cop lied about watching the original stream AND that lie was material. He talks about "altered" in an attempt to make it material.

Most people here saw that stream in real time and all of us immediately concluded he was obviously on cocaine.

He uses some strange figures of speech like, “…so belt & suspenders.” Not sure exactly what that is supposed to mean, & I’ve heard a lot of slang.

It's lawyer talk. It means using redundant means of doing something. Both a belt and suspenders keep your pants from falling down, but if you're serious about that not happening, you use both. I'm pretty sure even I've used that exact expression, maybe even on this thread.

I mean seriously, question the dude for retarded shit he's done, but criticizing a lawyer for using lawyer talk is kind of ridiculous.

 

[AltisticRight]

That's not what Spectree says! KAYLA is the REAL daemon here!

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@Spectre_06 stick to gobbling Stouffers' gross microwaved slop and skeleton's balldo you fat weird pig.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

1. Income isn't just salary. And if you don't care about discounts/subsidies for healthcare insurance, you don't need to prove anything to buy retail/straight from the marketplace.
2. "RNG of your doctor draw"? No comprendo! ...But with coke, who needs to bother with legit or illegit rx for stimulants? Coke will cure "narcolepsy" (lol, [X]. It's called alcohol misuse, not narcolepsy.) even better than modafinil.

1. I don't recall Nick saying he had a CPA (happy to be proven wrong) and with how he complains about taxes I suspect he self files (The LLC IDK). I wonder if he's W-2 or 1099 since that affects his deductions. The way he complains about them makes me think he might do them... but the way he complains about shit he thinks he knows makes me think it's just being a broken clock. Hard to tell.
2. I've seen some doctors refuse to write scripts for benzos unless it's an absolute end of the line while others write them like ritalin Rxs (candy), the coke and alcohol are just "self-medicating" LMAO.

He claimed he was paying 3k a month for the whole family out of his own pocket. He whinged about taxes and hating his state in the same rant. He might have even lamented that he could find no one to build his sex dungeon, but that memory is more faint.

3k's not too bad. I know someone whose paying 2700 for two people.....
Yes, he absolutely ranted about contractors responding "I can't do that"to his order with the sex dungeon... Probably should, y'know, do it yourself Nick, but he doesn't have IRL skills. I'd be surprised if he could use a mutimeter properly.

It's lawyer talk. It means using redundant means of doing something. Both a belt and suspenders keep your pants from falling down, but if you're serious about that not happening, you use both. I'm pretty sure even I've used that exact expression, maybe even on this thread.

Is this a phrase any 1-3L retard would know, or something that only practicing lawyers would know?

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

1. I don't recall Nick saying he had a CPA (happy to be proven wrong) and with how he complains about taxes I suspect he self files (The LLC IDK). I wonder if he's W-2 or 1099 since that affects his deductions. The way he complains about them makes me think he might do them... but the way he complains about shit he thinks he knows makes me think it's just being a broken clock. Hard to tell.

He does not. He used to stream himself doing his taxes while ranting about how much he was being fucked over. More often than not he was both late in filing and drinking, so he never finished his taxes on the stream.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

He does not. He used to stream himself doing his taxes while ranting about how much he was being fucked over. More often than not he was both late in filing and drinking, so he never finished his taxes on the stream.

Man, how hard is it to file on time? It's not like he's a practicing lawyer or a successful business owner. At least LEEEGUL MINDSET gets the excuse of living abroad.
Guess we'll have to add that to the list of insults alongside "white bread ass nigga".

 

[repentance]

2) I suspect suspect they may have been pill hopping and there's a high chance their doctor's not an in-network provider if he was choosing the barebones option. Brenzos are handed out like candy sometimes thought depending on the RNG of your doctor draw.

There's no reason for them to use a doctor. Benzos are freely available on the black market which they're already using for coke, ketamine, and fuck knows what else.

 

[RotPockets]

I think his nasty behavior when he's wasted (AKA "Dear John") lends to him being a legitimate narcissist with other aspects of antisocial behavior mixed in. That stream in particular was fucking despicable. If you trust Nick (or Ralph) with any sort of information that should be kept in confidence knowing he has a history of weaponizing it against people the second he can (like a fucking woman), you're a genetic dead end and probably a mental invalid as well.

I'd also suggest that if Nick is correct when he says so many different people hate him, maybe you just fucking suck if people hate you everywhere you go. And they're correct to hate Nick, because while he might be polite, being a polite person and being a good person is not even remotely the same thing, and he's losing the ability to pretend to even be polite at this point.

There's something deep inside within the average person that warns them of people with the type of psychopathy Nick has, and it's because he's a fundamentally broken person. He wants to dish out the abuse, now it's his turn to take it all like the bitchmade husk of a corpse he truly is.

I’m of the mind that he has the dark triad of personality disorders, once the mask drops and he can’t lie to you anymore he goes full scorched earth life ruination levels of vindictiveness and cruelty. Especially since oppositional defiance disorder during childhood evolves in to antisocial personality disorder as adults, which is the most dangerous of the three. Dark Triads tend to be professionally successful due to their narcissism and ability to manipulate others, but thanks to Nick’s trust fund he doesn’t have to be which makes him sloppy at maintaining the veneer due to a lack of necessity. Eventually he gets exposed everywhere he goes which is why he has never held a job for more than a few years at best (4 years lifetime total) or been able to maintain any real-life friendships, he had one friend and even he dropped this despicable faggot. The story he told Locals of that supposedly parasocial fan PerceptionChek was drastically different from the manipulation he reserved for their private conversations, which got exposed in the leaked DMs (chronicled here). If you cross him he will always try to isolate you in a private conversation or elevator then attempt to deceive or intimidate you to maintain the public facade, he restricts his most desperate attempts to private encounters so he can gaslight his audience and control the narrative. How many times has he cornered a woman instead of saying what he has to say in open court, or seethed in the DMs like he did to his former mod @Kalea or tried to gaslight @Null over Signal?

 

[repentance]

I don't think April is it, but I really hope Nick meets his Logan Day.

 

[Oh Darn]

if she actually does have a video of doing porn, she's completely fucked.

Do you/any other kiwi know what the relationship been like between Chrissy & FNT lately? I can't sit through six hours of unfunny jokes and "woke shit bad" to find out.