Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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There was a short, tenuous period of the Pest diaspora after their expulsion from Reddit during which it was uncertain where they would find a new home, if they were to at all. A makeshift forum was constructed on Saidit, as well as a couple other platforms, though none could support their voracious autism.

At one point, around 2019-2020, someone had convinced the admin of a now-forgotten host site to allow the Pests to set up shop so long as they contained their nonsense to a designated area (reminiscent of Null's failed experiment to integrate them here). The admin's foolish attempt to wrangle the Pests of course only compelled them to annihilate the entire site with scat porn and Sopranos memes.

After 48 hours of the site's userbase flooding his inbox with complaints, the admin took to the public live chat to ask, "Who is speaking for the new O&A users? I don't want any trouble, we just need to establish ground rules for site use." His inquiry was met with a hoard of Pests spamming "I AM SPARTACUS" until the chat was closed and all new user accounts were summarily banned.

It was then that Quasi the Quasher decided to bankroll a new forum with his Bollywood fortune, and now here we are.
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Sounds far fetched.
 
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lindsayfan said:
enjoy immobilization, defecator
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MilkThePig said:
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It cannot be overstated just how creepy he looks in that picture. He barely looks human. His neck is engulfing his blubbery face and his weird creepy eyes and deformed ears are the cherry on top of the retarded cake. Just an awful looking pig of a man.
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Even his eyes are fat. If he gets any fatter, the fat rolls will completely cover them up. As it is, he's a beady eyed pig man who is so fat he has epicanthic folds. Of fat.
 
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Was Pat's tattoo photo taken in a gay bar? Maybe he pulled a page from Rekeita's book and did some swinging while he and the Nikster were abroad.
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Not to defend the FFWBT, but every bar in Scotland is like that. It's been mandatory since about 2019.

By the way: for a self-styled tough guy, Fatrick's arms sure are weak and soft-looking, like marshmallow rods. Zero visible muscularity. Is he sure he can immobilize stalkers?
 
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Anonymus Fluhre said:
So she likely has an STD. No wonder Patrick doesn't wear underwear. He's too proud to go to a doctor for a cure or something, so prefers to not have his micro penis rub against anything least he spends hours scratching.
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I think she does, because according to Fatrick, if you have sex; you have jerpes.
I guess this begs the question "which came first, the chicken or the egg ?" Or this case, did Pat give Nigki the herpes or did the Nigster give Pat herpes ?
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scaryperrywch said:
Sounds far fetched.
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I don't think it was Voat, Saidit, or Leddit.
These were all pitched to the Pests as "Reddit" alternatives because the majority of community members at the time wanted an interface that resembled that of their homeland.

@Caverlock do you remember? It was kind of a KF clone but with a user base of a few hundred rather than tens of thousands.

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Edit: while searching for "Voat" in the other place, one finds this OLD archive thread of Seth Simons hijinks, some of them going all the way back to Voat, including Vocaroo recordings of calls to his parents.

 
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