Concord - robots with pronouns

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Man, I knew it was bad, but holy shit. I'm checking some of the obscure shit in my library and it really points out how bad it is.

Picayune Dreams - 57k sold
Demon's Tilt - 25k sold
Vampire Hunters - 15k sold
Arcade Paradise - 45k sold
77p egg:Eggwife - 15k sold
Gungrave GORE - 14K sold
Windowkill - 54k sold


Not a single one is a "AAA" game. Anyone trying to say "b-b-but most players are on console" are huffing undistilled copium.
 

To add to this, using some extremely basic math and assuming a conservative $150 million estimated budget, at $40 a pop (not counting regional pricing and exchange rate fuckery outside the USA) Concord would have to sell a minimum of 3,750,000 copies to break even on the budget.

Sony may as well have set the money on fire, at 15,750 units sold they haven't even made $1 million in revenue.

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That's also without any taxes, fees, other costs of business and without Steam taking a cut on the PC sales.

I reckon Sony genuinely expected this game to sell at minimum 5 million units on launch week.
 
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how is this even possible? bad games get laughed at but people even bough gollum, is it because it's just a pure single player game and you are not dependant on other players getting it? it's the only thing that would make sense that nobody wants to risk getting stuck with a dead game.
Same way movies can be bad in different ways. They can be bad like The Room or Manos where the awful shit is funny enough to inspire memes and some kind of meta-enjoyment, or they can be bad like Gigli or that fuckin American Idol movie where it's just draining, because there's not a single fluid ounce of soul anywhere.
 
That's also without any taxes, fees, and without Steam taking a cut on the PC sales.
In fairness it looks like that Steam cut would only amount to, like, eight bucks given the phenomenal sales figures they're showing from Steam so far :story:
 
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It's pr8 2 r8 me l8 m8 but the new cope is "ackshually, the game is selling well on PS5 and has loads of players. It's just tanked on team because PeeCee players pirate games and steam don't count" (Except when it came to Helldivers where 50%+ were steam players).

Cope and suffer, sonyfags.
 
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Man, I knew it was bad, but holy shit. I'm checking some of the obscure shit in my library and it really points out how bad it is.

Picayune Dreams - 57k sold
Demon's Tilt - 25k sold
Vampire Hunters - 15k sold
Arcade Paradise - 45k sold
77p egg:Eggwife - 15k sold
Gungrave GORE - 14K sold
Windowkill - 54k sold


Not a single one is a "AAA" game. Anyone trying to say "b-b-but most players are on console" are huffing undistilled copium.
launching at number #42 in the games launch week does not indicate a lot of players on console lmao
 
You forgot the best character:

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Go figure the overlap of the best characters are the ones whose face you cant see, in concords case, its the thick thigh doom lady. The only credit given is for that similarity and that it somewhat pays homage to Soldier from TF2. That's about as far as my good will goes.

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This game is good example of it.

I know nothing about it but just feels like it's dei writeoff.
Another ugly female main character, HMMMMMM.

Anyways I have a firm answer for retards who try to ask the question 'why do you care if the MC is attractive?' It's because if the developers didn't care enough to make the MAIN CHARACTER attractive, then the gameplay won't be either.

You're either making your MC ugly for political reasons, or because you just don't care about your product. Neither bodes well for anything else in the game.

I guess it could also be a plot point but lets all be honest that's almost never the case.
 
This is honestly an impressive feat, I've barely even seen indie games with zero advertisement have their multiplayer modes start showing signs of death well still in launch week let alone something that has had it's balls gargled as much as this game does in the media. The devs have truly brought everyone together in the world....to deservedly dunk on their piece of shit game.

At this rate is the game even going to make it to the traditional few months later game is dying time to go free to play moment or are they just going to quietly shut this down and pretend it never happened.
 
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