Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Milkshake Sniffer]

This is interesting:
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Problem is that Masterson's being less than honest. Sean expressed the view that Aaron Imholte is in the shit, in no small part because he was dumb enough to talk to the cops. Far too much. He did pile into "Nick talking to the cops" but that was in the context of Nick the snitch who proclaims all cops/government are worthless liars but when it suits him, off he goes telling tales to the cops to get at Imholte. It had nothing to do with whether Imholte is going to wind up convicted.

 

[Windy Moors]

My favourite Rekieta xeet so far:

I love sandwiches.

I like a lot of things and people who acted unreasonably for no reason.

No, I don't mean incidentally critical...they know what they did and who they are.

It sucks.

(Nick Rekieta, 42, Cuck.)
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[Honka Honka Burning Love]

2 that should never be taken seriously again. View attachment 6365467

You took the man who wants to get fucked in the ass while dressed as a cow seriously?

 

[Kino Dogmeat]

It's amazing how much of a colossal retard Nick Rekieta really is. He's a textbook example of Dunning-Kruger. He acts like he's the smartest motherfucker in the room at all times while saying the most retarded shit.

Log off, stop talking about your case, stop reading your thread, stop arguing with Xitter anons, stop trying to set the record straight, stop swinging, start taking accountability instead, you mongoloid. (He won't do any of this, I know)

 

[SaltyFanta]

Log off, stop talking about your case, stop reading your thread, stop arguing with Xitter anons, stop trying to set the record straight, stop swinging, start taking accountability instead, you mongoloid. (He won't do any of this, I know)

Nah Nick, you'll totally own us if you just keep going on emotionally led rants about your legal case, doubly so if you keep admitting to using drugs.

 

[ChromaQuack]

Nick likes to take obvious jokes and hold them up as proof that KF lies.

And I, nor anyone should be beholden to whatever Nicky considers a lie, joke, misrepresentation or such.

He's going to do it anyway, lies come as naturally to Nicky as breathing and eating a single dorito chip, this retarded game of 'you can only say 100% true fax, don't joke or speculate' has always been a waste of time for any cow.

Plus jokes are supposed to be funny.

Remember when some people considered your mmmmmmeigh edits unfunny and a needless misrepresentation that Ethan could use as a defense of those dang KEEVEEE farmers lying? I do; it was a stupid argument then and it's a stupid argument now.

Matter of fact, Aaron is probably a time travelling Bull who impregnated Kayla in 5 separate occasions while Nick wasn't watching, if you ask me!

 

[TwinPeaksEnjoyer]

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"Sean the Land Whale" ? "Fatso" ?
Looks like you're eating too much In-N-Out there DiddlerDax for you to be calling Sean a Land Whale.

 

[Justtocheck]

DiddlerDax

Damn Juju the cow, a man who likes to get fucked in the ass while dressed as a cow, is one UGGO mofo. Like ewwww. Old, and beat up and bald.

 

[Kalamazoo 2 Timbuktu]

You took the man who wants to get fucked in the ass while dressed as a cow seriously?

Which one is that? I’ve never taken any of them seriously and I still don’t understand how a Canadian hippy is the authority on American Law.

 

[Hrothgar]

Why is Nick being such a seething faggot? Sean wasn't even being critical of Nick in this, what pissed Rekieta off?

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Sean would share his sandwiches with Nick's starving, unwashed children. Sean's wife isn't a drugged up junkie whore. Sean is a practicing lawyer who isn't wrong about everything. Basically, he's pissed at Sean because Sean is more of a man and a better man than Lord Balldo the Cuck could even dream of being.

 

[Oh Darn]

Sean would share his sandwiches with Nick's starving, unwashed children. Sean's wife isn't a drugged up junkie whore. Sean is a practicing lawyer who isn't wrong about everything. Basically, he's pissed at Sean because Sean is more of a man and a better man than Lord Balldo the Cuck could even dream of being.

By all accounts his dogs appear to spend less time alone in the bathroom in their own filth, too. Free my nigga Sunny he dindu nuffin

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Which one is that? I’ve never taken any of them seriously and I still don’t understand how a Canadian hippy is the authority on American Law.

That Dax also known as Juju the Cow.

Sean's wife isn't a drugged up junkie whore

SEAN ISN'T MARRIED HE IS ONLY ENGAGED

REEEE WHAT A PATHETIC LOSER

 

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"Sean the Land Whale" ? "Fatso" ?
Looks like you're eating too much In-N-Out there DiddlerDax for you to be calling Sean a Land Whale.

He'll be able to pass as Klingon soon with that forehead and complexion.

 

[Hrothgar]

SEAN ISN'T MARRIED HE IS ONLY ENGAGED

REEEE WHAT A PATHETIC LOSER

That's what I thought but I swear he called her his wife on one of his Balldo streams recently. God damn it, Sean, you used the wrong word. Now Balldo is totally vindicated and not a lying, coked up, child abusing faggot cuck.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

That's what I thought but I swear he called her his wife on one of his Balldo streams recently. God damn it, Sean, you used the wrong word. Now Balldo is totally vindicated and not a lying, coked up, child abusing faggot cuck.

I don't think they are married yet, Her screen name is "Future Ms Martin 2.0" (cause Sean is Divorced, if Nick wanted to scree about something it should probably be that.)

 

[Captain Manning]

I don't think they are married yet, Her screen name is "Future Ms Martin 2.0" (cause Sean is Divorced, if Nick wanted to scree about something it should probably be that.)

Why?

If Nick and Kayla got a divorce, instead of doing this fucked up polycule swinging shit they are doing, I might have a bit more respect for them.

I mean, not a whole hell of a lot of respect mind you, but a tiny bit at least.

Sometimes marriages don't work out, and there are non-insane adult ways of handling that.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

I'm telling you, he's almost there:

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Who does Nick hate the most out of his naysayers (behind Null and the Farms as the #1 most hated)?

He’s steaming mad at Sean right now because Sean is friendly with the Farms, the Casino boys, Aaron, and the side of Lawtube that doesn’t just take marching orders from Nick. Sean has experience as a prosecutor and public defender, he actually has actual court room experience rather than some law school theory so he can actually call Nick a retard because it’s Sean’s day job.
He’s also fat and Nick has a pathological hatred of fat people (Santa never brought Nick those Tranny dolls his teacher ripped from his hands. Sad!).

Legal Dicksucker/ Andrew was basically an okay looking white guy about Nick’s age and has successfully found his niche. He’d vacuumed up Nick’s former weeb audience by talking about legal issue with Asian companies and culture war shit. Seems like he actually does consulting/ is a white office monkey for foreign firms.
He called out Nick during the Gina Corano shit. Broke ranks when Lord Balldo called his men to muster and basically admitted that the Farms was correct.

PPP and Warski. I feel like they are effectively not as hated. They followed his fall and Warski correctly diagnosed his cocaine usage earlier than any of us. They aren’t a focus for his hate. PPP just feels pity for him and disgust at what Nick has done to himself.

Aaron has injured Nick and Nick seems to be destroying himself to discredit Aaron.

Wildcard is Monty. Montegraph is going to pounce when Nick isn’t looking and (legally) sodomize him. Monty will bring ruin to the Rekieta House, blacken their name, and Nick’s descendants shall wander aimlessly, reason abandoning them, and they shall not know where there forefathers are buried.

 

[AnOminous]

News flash: Sean knows he's fat.

And this is why a roast from Sean telling you how shitty your legal filings are, like they got filed right out of the retard factory, does not really have "oh yeah but you're FAT!" as an effective response. I know it's fun to call people fat, but unless they completely spaz out when you do it, or deny being fat "I am not fat stalker child this is why your life is already over enjoy prison" it is a dumb joke.

Sean is fat. His response to being called fat? Well yeah, I kind of am.

Not a win. Not a good look.

 

[Journoscum]

Who does Nick hate the most out of his naysayers (behind Null and the Farms as the #1 most hated)?

My guess is PPP. Nick and Dick can't directly shit talk him because they would be verbally obliterated. They always go for Warski.