Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[TrainWreckWatcher]

The balldo reactor core is reaching critical meltdown levels.

 

[dustnight]

• Rekieta thinks his sister in law is a "fucking idiot"
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>Your sister-in-law also thinks you were a dumb drug addict.
>She did not. not at all.
>also she's a fucking idiot.
What did he mean by this?

 

[Pagan Min]

>Your sister-in-law also thinks you were a dumb drug addict.
>She did not. not at all.
>also she's a fucking idiot.
What did he mean by this?

Obviously, he means that the sister-in-law doesn't think he's a drug addict, and she's an idiot for that. Nice way to confirm what everyone with eyes already knows, Nick -- you're a druggie! Take a drink & do a line, Rackets... Good jerb!!!

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

>Your sister-in-law also thinks you were a dumb drug addict.
>She did not. not at all.
>also she's a fucking idiot.
What did he mean by this?

Lord Balldo is offended because that disloyal snitch-in-law talked about the condition of his children which, among other things, lead to the mandatory reporter calling CPS.

 

[Sharpeteer]

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"You aren't trying to do shit. Fuck off"

Oh boy he seething on twitter

This picture horrifies me, don't really know why.

Also Rackets seething online. Just like every other day this... year.

 

[repentance]

The balldo reactor core is reaching critical meltdown levels.

I think it's still got a ways to go yet.

 

[Lian Xing]

The 150,000 times he sinned (I'm assuming that's every snort of coke he did),

That's 15 kg of coke for perspective. Each line is around 0.1 grams.

 

[Seymour Duncan]

How fucking Not Mad™ do you have to be to grapple with someone calling themselves Breaking Balldo News in a clear-as-day attempt to mock your ass?

 

[Weird Ages]

It is now around 3am where Nick lives and he has just returned to seething on Xitter.

I have no idea what he thinks he is proving to anyone, but here are some more of his genius replies.

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The church does not care!

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Nick will soon be milked by Melonie Mac for content. I am actually surprised she does not yet have her own lolcow thread here. She is famous for her "I am a devout christian and all gays are pedos" opinions, which she then gaslights about. Having her "interview" Nick could be peak content if she goes mental about his infidelity, swinging and drug abuse.

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"Some of these things are untrue"
Nick is a genius, his reputation will surely recover over night.

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• Real Christians go on swinger vacations and get wasted regularly
• April is not my girlfriend!!!!!
• Lady Rackets was with me at the art thing!!!!!
• The sister in law is a fucking idiot!

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"Listen up kiwifags, if only someone had come to me in private and pointed out that I was ruining my life and going against Christ, I would have totally agreed and turned my life around for the better. But nobody told me in private, so its all their fault!"

"No, I'm not going to agree or follow the basic tenets of christianity, as a matter of fact I like to hold sham bible lessions with my denthead followers where I share beliefs that are completely contary to what's been taught in my church and are sometimes downright heretical, to the point where in another era I would have probably been burned at the stake. Why is my congregation rejecting me?"

 

[Coprinus Comatus]

There is no FUCKING H IN "CUCKOLD."

Maybe no H but at least 26 grams of C

 

[East_Clintwood]

How fucking Not Mad™ do you have to be to grapple with someone calling themselves Breaking Balldo News in a clear-as-day attempt to mock your ass?

He's one bad day from arguing with his toilet on twitter ala Patrick Tomlinson at this rate.

 

[Desktop User2]

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"I never fucked anyone!"

"You have children!"

"Touchê"

- Nick, you didn´t take out the trash.
- You dont have proof I didn´t take out the trash.
- The trash bin is full and it is right here.
- How do you know if I just took it out and brought right back in?

Imagine living with this faggot...

 

[demicolon]

"womanly and fat
ACKACKACKACKACK".

It's like poetry, it rhymes.

 

[DemsBNutz]

Obviously, he means that the sister-in-law doesn't think he's a drug addict, and she's an idiot for that. Nice way to confirm what everyone with eyes already knows, Nick -- you're a druggie! Take a drink & do a line, Rackets... Good jerb!!!

Future nick.... Jerb had me thinking who is nick as a homestarrunner character? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xXeVmevknk

 

[SaltyFanta]

- Nick, you didn´t take out the trash.
- You dont have proof I didn´t take out the trash.
- The trash bin is full and it is right here.
- How do you know if I just took it out and brought right back in?

Imagine living with this faggot...

It really is the embodiment of this lawyer faggotry he does, where he acts like he's on the stand 24/7, and thinks it will be equally convincing when he posits obtuse nit picks. The justice system has a way harder time seeing through your shit than we do Nick. Maybe that's how he'll be in the courtroom.

"Daughter, when you say I gave you, 'white powder', are you sure it wasn't sugar? Why did you snort it, did I ever tell you to snort it? How can you be sure the funny feeling wasn't from you just being hungry?"

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

It really is the embodiment of this lawyer faggotry he does, where he acts like he's on the stand 24/7, and thinks it will be equally convincing when he posits obtuse nit picks. The justice system has a way harder time seeing through your shit than we do Nick. Maybe that's how he'll be in the courtroom.

"Daughter, when you say I gave you, 'white powder', are you sure it wasn't sugar? Why did you snort it, did I ever tell you to snort it? How can you be sure the funny feeling wasn't from you just being hungry?"

"How can you be sure the police actually tested my daughter's hair and not hair placed on her head by a police officer? Have you thought of that? Checkmate Kiwifags, case dismissed!"

 

[Null]

wait is he STILL trying to deny the swinging and that he's banging April?

If I was April I'd wonder why this guy, whose balls I hold firmly in my hands and can crush like play-dough between my fingers at any second for any reason or no reason at all, is still trying to keep this downlow.

It looks to me that he's just trying to string her along just long enough to:
1) Get her to act in his interests in her criminal matters rather than her own,
2) Keep her quiet for as long as possible,
3) Keep her from consenting to the body cam footage being released until he can find some permanent solution to it.

The moment that he's gotten everything he needs from her, she will be discarded. Then April can go online and say that XYZ happened and Nick will just laugh it off and do very smug toast to the camera, because she'd have lost all her leverage over him by then. She will just be a "jilted ex-friend" whose words "can't be trusted", and the criminal cases will be resolved so her testimony doesn't matter.

 

[Why am I doing this?]

A Cuckold is someone who watches his wife get fucked.

A Cuckhold is someone who watches his wife gets fucked while the other wife holds him and makes him watch.

Source? I made it the fuck up.

A cuckhold is a cuckold who holds the snack tray while "his" wife gets plowed. No wonder the Rekieta household was spending thousands per month on snacks while the children starved.

Nick doesn't hate those kids despite them being his kids. He hates them because they are his kids. The cuckhold's kids carry his inferior genes and are beneath contempt.

 

[GPRIMACADO]

He's one bad day from arguing with his toilet on twitter ala Patrick Tomlinson at this rate.

"No, that's not correct STALKER CHILD. Enjoy PRISON..."

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

wait is he STILL trying to deny the swinging and that he's banging April?

"She isn't my GF, she is my mistress. I never lied to anyone"