Why is eggnog in the store in August?

[EggNogger]

I went grocery shopping last night, and there was an entire cooler full of eggnog. It was fucking August 31st. I decided this would be the thing to push me over the edge into creating a Kiwi Farms account. Has anyone else seen this?

 

[Dill]

Its September

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

Because it's delicious

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

Why is Halloween candy in the store in July?

 

[EggNogger]

Its September

This was last night. 08/31/24.

 

[Emerson_Lake_and_Palmer_2]

It doesn't even make sense, as a dairy product, it expires fast and selling it during a time of low demand means more of the product is going to make absolutely no money.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

Because suck my balls, atheist

 

[Professor G. Raff]

Single-issue egg nog poster. The demographic that every political party is trying to coax in.

 

[EggNogger]

It doesn't even make sense, as a dairy product, it expires fast and selling it during a time of low demand means more of the product is going to make absolutely no money.

It is primarily eggs. Is this why eggs are so damn expensive?

Single-issue egg nog poster. The demographic that every political party is trying to coax in.

I have multiple issues. This was just the last straw.

Because it's delicious

Don't get me wrong, I like eggnog at the appropriate time of year, but it's still barbeque season.

Why is Halloween candy in the store in July?

At least candy is a year round thing. If you have kids you can give them 1 or 2 pieces as an appropriate serving size.

 

[MrTroll]

Because I keep spending my food stamps on it.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Typically the bigger problem in August is nogs in the store.

 

[WinRAR Free Trial]

Why complain? You now have an opportunity to taste Heaven's nectar.

 

[spacko]

I went grocery shopping last night, and there was an entire cooler full of eggnog. It was fucking August 31st. I decided this would be the thing to push me over the edge into creating a Kiwi Farms account. Has anyone else seen this?

 

[OrionBalls]

They make pumpkin spice egg nog, now.

 

[Wirlaburla]

Fuck you. They should have eggnog in the store all year round.

 

[bifftango]

Sometimes, a dude just wants to nog anytime, anywhere.

 

[McMitch]

Fuck you. They should have eggnog in the store all year round.

I should be able to have an eggnog IV’d directly into my veins at any given moment entirely at the taxpayer’s expense.

 

[beautiful person]

I went to the store today and they already had Christmas wrapping paper out. Meanwhile, Halloween decorations were coming out at multiple stores in mid-July. I'm pretty sure corporations are trying to elongate holiday shopping seasons as much as they can get away with, to prey on the average consumerist mindset. What's really funny is these holiday shopping windows are starting to overlap on each other like crazy and the poor workers at these stores can't keep up with the constantly rotating and expiring stock. This is especially apparent at places like Dollar General, whose entire business model is trying to sell as much useless plastic garbage as possible. Cardboard boxes, both empty and full of product, everywhere.

That said, eggnog is tasty af, so I don't even mind in that case.

 

[Summer of George]

It begs the question. When the supermarket spoils out solid foods, they just bag 'em and chuck it in the dumpster. But is this also done with the milk? Or does some poor sap have to sit there and empty each bottle into a drain?

 

[IDanceonTrannyGraves]

I saw faggots putting up Halloween decorations in August. I hate those people.