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Try to imagine how poorly those wigs will be maintained too. I bet you Chris thinks wigs don't need any maintenance at all.
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Chris is too lazy to keep his hair blue now? How come Caden is just letting him play with toys all day, I thought the point of housing the reincarnation of Jesus was to prod him repeatedly to siphon super chats? Where are the streams/comic strips? Has the level 99 autism card rescued Chris from yet another obligation? We can't even get a bi-weekly toy smashing stream anymore; god damn this saga fucking sucks ass 
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Doesn't it depend if it's a high quality wig made of natural hair? There's a difference between a genuine wig made from a hair farm in India and a cheap 20 dollar white dmc wig made of recycled plastic fibers.
That being said Chris would most likely insist on buying a high maintenance wig because surely Jesus deserves only the best right?
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He went to jail and stopped playing Pokemon cards with preteens for two years for our sins, of course he deserves the best and we should all hand over all of our money to him because he saved us all!
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It sounds like chris is trying to become professor xavier from x men, but instead of mutants with powers, autism.
Xavier can read and control minds, Chris can interpret them better then most? He can't even interpret how many calories are in a bottle of water.
He's pitching his autism as a retarded xmen series.
As for the Pic, the only dawging he's done was with his mom.
Xavier can read and control minds, Chris can interpret them better then most? He can't even interpret how many calories are in a bottle of water.
He's pitching his autism as a retarded xmen series.
As for the Pic, the only dawging he's done was with his mom.
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The grease in his hair could supply all fast food stores in the USA.
Good on you Chris for that play button. Give us more autistic lulz.
Good on you Chris for that play button. Give us more autistic lulz.
Cuntspiracy Man
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has chris ever spent any good money on fashion? he seems to shop at department stores and internet shops selling fanart merch, if he ever goes for a wig it would probably be a cheap cosplay one off the web
but i think hairbands and bandanas are more likely in his future, those seem more his style
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Lol so this is the "philosopher" in action (as he said he was in the latest sighting), unironical "autism is my superpower" and I bet a heavy use of AI to write that.
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Also the merge is really happening, just not like Chris thought
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Sounds like Chris and Flutter Cabbage are going through a rough patch.
It's okay I'll wait for the applause
Anywho, Chris doesn't get all metaphysical and metaphorical and blah blah blah unless he's on one of his fixations (as mentioned previously) or if he's going through a lonely phase.
Plus we didn't see Flutter recently but a gaggle of boyfriend-free Zoomers.
Chris doesn't bother to grace us with gems like these Twitter posts unless something's going on that can't be fulfilled elsewhere.
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He will never be happy with mlp again will he? All because of his autistic aversion to change. The only thing that could make him happy is something has hasbro will never do.
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I don't see why he's so upset about it. Did he want Vinyl to be an alicore instead of Twilight sparkle?
If everyone was Jesus there would be no one left to sin right?
But we got that new Transformers movie coming out, so maybe that will get his attention on something that's not shrooms and Flutter for a change.
I don't think Caden is necessarily controlling Chris, the guy's just been very lazy lately. Aka he hasn't had a reason to act out.
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To be honest, Americans love additives and being fat, I wouldn'be surprised if water over there DID have calories.
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Yep at this point he can only be happy if G4 will reach 14 seasons, Hasbro will officially apologize for what they did and remove everything G5 from existance, all the original voice actors will drop everything and come back, all the main pony characters will become alicorns, the art style will stay exactly the same as it was and they will add his pony OC Nightstar, voiced by Chris himself. Nothing less.
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And there's always going to be someone who never lets go of something they love and holds dear to their hearts.
Why the hell am I here otherwise?
Why the hell am I here otherwise?
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Etsy store update.
The store sold 35 items with a grand total of $2155, about $308 a day.
Comic 0 = 9
Comic 1 = 1
Sonic Totem = 2
Rocks = 1
Amiibo = 2
Mega stone medallion = 10
Og medallion = 4
Fake medallion = 6
I think people are "wising up" that the $40 medallion is not made by him but they are not smart enough to know that most of all items are not made by him.
And as I mentioned of the comics, once you read Comic 0 then you realize that you spent your money and don't buy the rest.
The store sold 35 items with a grand total of $2155, about $308 a day.
Comic 0 = 9
Comic 1 = 1
Sonic Totem = 2
Rocks = 1
Amiibo = 2
Mega stone medallion = 10
Og medallion = 4
Fake medallion = 6
I think people are "wising up" that the $40 medallion is not made by him but they are not smart enough to know that most of all items are not made by him.
And as I mentioned of the comics, once you read Comic 0 then you realize that you spent your money and don't buy the rest.
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Barely anyone read that post, but yes, it is the case.
If ya wanna learn more, read this post, but in short, one of the recent replies by "Christine" exposes the Etsy Store completely.