Victor Markhoff / Ana Victoria Markhoff / vvictorman_uel - Powerchair faker pooner, has every illness, allergic to Krebs cycle, bed mayo enjoyer, kicked out of house and mental hospital, constant ebeggar, applesauce heiress paid to yeet her teets

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Never met a cluster b that was raised in foster care/adopted? That sort of proves its genetic and not nurture.

Reactive attachment disorder.

But what explains you?

i enjoy it, seeing a white woman being beaten brings me joy and its not like it will change white women's perception of events

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

But what explains you?

Don't yuck someone else's yum

If I said I enjoyed getting fucked in the ass most people would consider it normal. And isn't sadism a sexuality?

 

[Temperance]

E-begging overdrive.



Even on Bluesky and Instagram, two platforms she very rarely uses.




$250 a night for a hotel, and even the more "permanent" housing (sub-renting a room, lol) she's looking for will cost $1800-$2000 a month?

Her constant e-begging is still bringing in a slow trickle of donations, but certainly not enough to cover her expenses.
https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-get-victor-to-safety?modal=donations&tab=all


From her Reddit (TeenyTinyBaklava):

I NEED THAT FUCKING PELL GRANT AND FEDERAL LOAN MONEY. WTF

Victoria considers herself an Internet Influencer. Totally delusional.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

She could very easily have gone to stay in, IDK, Newark for a few weeks while waiting for her financial aid to come through. But she can't act like a regular person who would go lay low somewhere cheap. She can't go use the accessible PATH station to get to Manhattan, she has to live in one of the most expensive cities on the planet and not just in the city, but in its most expensive borough. Thousands of handicapped people in power chairs somehow manage to make it to their Manhattan appointments without living in $2k/month sublets. But she's the ultimate temporarily embarrassed millionaire. She needs her trust fund girl lifestyle whether or not the trust fund disbursements keep coming. She could sublet in hipster enclave Williamsburg for $750/month in a wheelchair accessible studio, but that won't do.

She needs to live near campus for her NYU LARP. Remember that last time she went to NYU, she literally just didn't attend classes, at all, for months. She's clearly just using the school to draw financial aid from.

The single biggest reason I wish this thread would move out of PG is that I wish it was searchable. Imagine Victoria's prospective roommate searching her name and finding this thread. I bet Victoria has spun a tale to whoever it is, about how she's totally a rich trust fund girl whose money is tied up because of financial aid and hotel mishaps and disability issues. She has a pretty good patter, as evidenced by hotels letting her initially stay until they realized what was going on and that it was a con job designed to always end with her walking out on the bill for a few nights' accommodations.

Some tweets about Victoria's previous living situations:

Spoiler

Oh, the irony.



Also, some tweets give us a big hint about what her erotic content might be.

Spoiler

(it's enemas) (and maybe bestiality?)

I wonder how she spun the way she left her last several apartments. She bolted in the night from her Florida apartment without paying owed back rent and leaving a ton of stuff behind. She was evicted after months of proceedings from her previous NYC apartment. She is a walking red flag of a tenant.

Here's something interesting in Victoria's future. She's waiting for a satisfactory academic progress (SAP) appeal because her grades were too shitty for the government to keep throwing money at her education. But the borrowing limit for federal student loans, the kind that don't need a cosigner, is less than $10k per year. They won't give you any more at all if you've got $57k in loans and try to take out more for undergrad.

So the real question is, how much has Victoria already used in federal student loans? This intrepid autist decided to find out.

Tweets from Victoria's academic adventures in previous years:

Spoiler

This April, she hatched her plan to live on scholarships and loans, plus creating "content" (I assume pornographic, and I assume her customers were theoretical, given the photo evidence we have of her current appearance). She loves going on "shopping sprees" and spending her loan money frivolously, so we can assume she took the absolute maximum possible.

It appears she keeps wanting to be treated very specially by being able to take part-time courseloads (due to disabilities she can never seem to get documented, always someone else's fault) while receiving full-time financial aid. Obviously this is insane and not possible, but she insists for years it should be how she is treated.

But in 2018, 2019, and 2020, she reports that she was getting full aid from FAFSA. This means she's likely already used ~$18k in aid. Now that she's hitting the magic FAFSA age of 26, she qualifies for up to $12,500 in loans per year. However, this means she can only continue the grift for a maximum of three more years...and that's only if she makes satisfactory academic progress.

What does that look like at NYU? Well, for one thing, in most circumstances you can only appeal your lack of SAP once, but there's an exception that may be granted for illness or injury, at the university's sole discretion. If you get your appeal approved, you are given a semester of financial aid probation in which you must meet SAP requirements: 2.5 GPA and passing 2/3 of your classes, plus resolve any "incomplete" types of grades.

This is a much shorter timeframe than the financial aid limits will impose. There is no way Victoria will attend enough of her classes to make SAP in her probation semester. It'll be everyone's fault but hers, of course. At best, she's bought herself until December, at which point she's out with the grownup shelters as her only option, once again.

What I really don't get is: why not do this "back to school" arc literally anywhere else? Somewhere that has more accessible buildings, is in a cheaper cost of living area to reflect your changed circumstances, isn't full of people who are already wise to your grift? You'd think that last one, at least, would resonate.

And now, I leave you with a very special spoiler: a treasury of all the reasons Victoria has chosen not to shower over the years. You're welcome.

Spoiler

 

[Zemblan Physics]

Really enjoying this one & hope it gets moved out of PG.

Pardon my ignorance, but I haven’t figured out what makes a thread qualify for moving out of PG? It’s a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma to me.

 

[Disco Snake]

Pardon my ignorance, but I haven’t figured out what makes a thread qualify for moving out of PG? It’s a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma to me.

The thread author has to make a post in the PG thread called "Request staff review of PG threads here". I don't think there are any requirements to post there other than believing the thread is ready. I think that is how Poppy Diabolique's thread got moved.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

The thread author has to make a post in the PG thread called "Request staff review of PG threads here". I don't think there are any requirements to post there other than believing the thread is ready. I think that is how Poppy Diabolique's thread got moved.

If that's all it takes I'd say we are good to go whenever @Diana Moon Glampers is ready.

 

[Zemblan Physics]

First day of school today!


Frens, this is going to be SO much fun.

 

[a tightly clenched butt]

What is she studying, do we know? It's probably something with "studies" in the name that's 95% useless jargon.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

Yeah, I would love to see her class schedule. I'm gonna guess two classes from "studies" departments that she will promptly stop attending.

Let's get this thread out of PG so she can blame the evil Kiwi Farms for her lack of academic progress this time around!

 

[Snack Cracker]

First day of school today!

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Frens, this is going to be SO much fun.

An entitled cow is normal, but this level of entitlement is something I’ve never seen before personally or on here.

She’s a constant source of entertainment, doesn’t seem like there’s many dry spells.

Hope this gets out of PG soon because it’s well done and full of milk.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

If that's all it takes I'd say we are good to go whenever @Diana Moon Glampers is ready.

I'm definitely ready, and I saw that a request was posted in the PG Requests thread. I don't know if there's anything else that can be done!

Meanwhile, school's started for NYU! Let's check in to see how Victoria's doing with the first day of classes.

Oh. She's half an hour late to her first class.

She's using the school libraries as a free flophouse and the cafeteria as a soup kitchen.

Victoria thinks she can force her rich parents to do what she says or she'll "enforce" something against them. How does she plan to do this without an attorney paid for by her parents? Or does she intend to post an urgent mutual aid request to a bunch of 6'4 guys to go intimidate her parents into letting her get her stuff? Whatever she means, if she does it, then (and only then) does she become the bad guy.



She had planned to use the flophouse last night, but had to settle for another night of Manhattan hotel life.



I am going to wager that Victoria's next attention-seeking ploy will be shitting herself in the classroom, so her classmates have that to look forward to!

There's "putting lipstick on a pig" and then there's whatever this is.

 

[Zemblan Physics]

What is she studying, do we know?

She’s been vague, this is the only time she’s discussed it since I’ve been following her (this was in August, I think):

Disability studies, maybe? I know NYU has a center for that. Doesn’t really matter though since she’s not planning on doing any actual work.

ETA: the “There is no reason for my suffering. There is no divine meaning. But I choose to give it meaning” is both extremely cringe and very, very funny.

If she suffers, it’s all on her, which also is very, very funny.

 

[PedalTwo]

Oh god, it’s the Make your own degree school. Here’s a good breakdown of it from a YouTuber.

This is the school where someone famously majored in the color “blue”. No joke.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

She's probably trying to first max out her loans, then say she's permanently disabled and have them wiped out. She's so blatant about using "disability" as a way to seek special treatment: eviction protection, exceptions to school policies, and so on.

 

[Northern Light]

Ok folx hear me out on this. First i am not sure if her powerchair tech has this feature as i know they have really upped their game in the industry. Is it possible our girl is a time traveler? I mean every thing she embodies is peak tumblr circa 2015.....i kinda feel bad that she wasnt able to try this grift back then. She could have been a real force in the transabled munchie girl-dick everyone murders me everyday crowd. Brings a tear of nostalgia to the eye.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

Wait, she wants to wear makeup to class? Under her full respirator mask? Genuinely: what?

I actually kinda hope we never find her porn.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Wait, she wants to wear makeup to class? Under her full respirator mask? Genuinely: what?

It seems like a strange choice. I guess you have to be a red-blooded man like her to understand it.

 

[(The REAL) Jack Torrance]

Guess that’s the end of attending class.

 

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

Two weeks without a shower?
Manky lil dood.