Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

So, anyone more knowledgeable on the law than I am is free to correct me, but as a legal layman, this seems to be Patrick asking for money by alleging the cops didn't do their jobs, not for doing anything actually wrong, but for not giving him special treatment, and the cop response is "we have a requirement to follow existing procedures, and there is no such requirement to give anyone special treatment", with "by the way, we DID give him all the special treatment we could within the bounds of our duties" in their back pocket if this goes past summary dismissal. Is that an accurate summary?
You pretty much nailed it. Fat Rick is basically arguing he's a Very Special Boy who deserves Very Special Treatment and that this is somehow "clearly established law" that a Fat Faggot With Bitch Tits gets Very Special Treatment as a matter of law.

That isn't true, though, and Rick is a retard, and his lawyer who filed this lolsuit is full of shit.
I wonder how old porklinson's dad was im guessing he was old or had genetic problems. I am certain that his mother was taking some weird medication while pregnant otherwise a person cant be as retarded as this pig.
As a rodeo clown, he probably took numerous conks to the noggin.
 
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Piggy the spy got his code word (technically Tomlinson a code number). It could be deliberate or coincidence either way its beautiful.

The names Tits, Piggy Tits.
 
I agree, but the Police said, and I am not joking, that disclosing those documents would let the public to find out the truth, and that is NOT GOOD
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I actually agree with this. Whoever called the cops to Pat's house is potentially still out there and giving them more information about police procedure in cases like this could help them abuse emergency calls more effectively. And in general, it's a good look for the cops to make an effort to protect Rick while he's actively suing them.
They should emphasize this more so that Rick insists that they be unsealed and made available in the public record so the idiots can't win.
 
Another piece of Fat logic there. The aTalkers are legion, yet not even dozens. They are the sons of judges, diplomats and gay porn mobsters, yet also unimportant. Smart enough to evade The Knock, yet mentally dwarfed by the Pigmind. A wellspring of lols, yet "not funsters". Tireless pigpunchers, yet "not protestors".

Such is the Duality of Pig.
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Yeah but there's already a guy named Twoface, hence I propose he adopt the moniker and villain identity of Toofat.
 
He wanted them to come up with a secret code word to prove that the calls were real lulz! He truly is trapped in a state of permanent adolescence.

"No, policechild, you can not come into my hovel because you did not use the secret knock!"
This nigger and his fetal alcohol syndrome brain are special needs like a motherfucker
 
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Oh lawd have mercy the pig has been oinking overtime while I was off the computer, and has declared war against the cybernetic scourge of the high seas. AI piracy

Jenny's question is very astute and i would like to use it to highlight Fat Rick's low intelligence once again.

in what way does the internet archive's library devalue an author's work if it's not even clear that it was affecting sales?

media piracy doesn't devalue work. that is an actual delusion, stlaker Rick. there is no evidence that piracy of media has harmed anyone or anything to the point that they went destitute or even shut down, because it's only the natural consequence of a) the product being shit, b) the audience being poor, or c) all of the above. furthermore, real-world piracy had consequences. making a copy of and downloading an .mp3, which can be done an infinite amount of times, is not the same as printing money. the only time you can prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that there is some genuine impact from piracy is in the first two weeks of a big hyped vidya game's launch - getting cracked and pirated in the first two weeks is a big deal. having DRM like Denuvo makes some sense, but only in those first two weeks, which is why DRM should always be removed from games afterward because it is demonstrably and historically harmful to the end user.

when a big corporation makes press releases whining about how piracy hurts them, they are, and have always been, complaining about theoretical money. all software piracy is theoretical damage. look no further than the example set by the RIAA when they marched LimeWire to the gallows. laws in any country or nation don't apply to music unless you are part of the RIAA, for whom the laws were almost explicitly written for. the RIAA will sue anyone they can. every radio station in the USA is standing on the gallows of the RIAA - the floor will fall out from under anyone at any given moment.

Techland, the developers of Dying Light, have authoritarianism in their blood, so of course they like what the RIAA does. they made a ridiculous claim long ago saying they were wrecked by piracy and they had to install the dreaded Denuvo for their future games, nevermind that Dying Light was a tremendous success in the industry that tons of people are still playing to this day.

the ironic reality is that piracy does no damage but companies like Amazon and Spotify, both offering "software-as-a-service" (the former having Kindle Unlimited for instance) legalize what basically amounts to actual piracy and damages as a result. it's impossible to describe how fucked musicians are compared to anyone else adopting an artistic and creative lifestyle. you have all these record labels and "brands" raping your asshole, pillaging your royalties in a multistep process that makes Fed taxmasters blush, and you will inevitably be chewed up and spat out. even if piracy was a fraction of "damage" that an artist suffered, it is so far removed from their constant reality of being treated as a morsel for a system that requires the mass sacrifice of young passion to sustain itself for just a few more days.
 
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Pat once again lucked out and the defendants did not mention the fact that they were responding to domestic violence/homocide calls about an unemployed layabout with a conviction record related to threatening to murder his previous wife and unborn child. If this case isn’t somehow dismissed, I predict they’ll pull out that fun fact during trial.
 
Twochins works.
Sweet baby infant child, the time he had only two chins has long since passed and we're enjoying what happened necksssssssssst. Rumor has it he's got more chins than the Chinese phone book.
media piracy doesn't devalue work. that is an actual delusion, stlaker Rick.
Rick "don't copy my floppy which you have never seen, child" Thomas.
 
I don't know if Anita is an author, but it is always heart warming to know that years ago when people bought a few of Pat's books, it was done as a shitty present prank.
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Brian, since I'm 90% sure you're one of us, please let us know if you prefer we get your books in physical or digital copies:
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Edit: more Brian stuff I found at Owen that may or may not have been posted here (if so, homosexual and behind schedule):

Pat is still screaming in other platforms where Brian (or anybody else really) is not present to mock him. Also, @Judge Holden , does misspelling Vortex TWICE put it on the list?
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Pat ballwasher has a genius plan! As soon as the totally-for-realsies printed 10k copies of The Ark get delivered, Brian will be in a world of hurt!

Enjoy mild economic inconveniences, Brian. We. Will.
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I wonder what gay soy codeword Pat would have used if the police let him. It would have been some gay reference like "Grogu" or some shit, and he would have blabbed it to the trolls within days. "No stalker, the police will not come to my house again unless I say 'Grogu' in the call. Enjoy prison."
I don't know if Anita is an author, but it is always heart warming to know that years ago when people bought a few of Pat's books, it was done as a shitty present prank.
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>and bizarrely enough, someone donated a butter knife
Shane Nokes reference???

I also like how Pat's books sell so poorly literally nobody even had one to throw out. Reminder that two of his books had negative sales last year.
 
Missed the Death Star being replaced by a round fat faggot face but pretty good.

I’m gonna admit something sicker than anything @Judge Holden has ever posted in his fever dreams - I kinda want some Rick books now. Every second hand store, every thrift store, every used book store I look for copies. I can’t bring myself to buy them new, but the “used” sections online keep calling to me like wolves baying at air raid sirens ….
 
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