Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry - (Formerly) Fat Faggot who cries because he eats and eats because he cries.

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Professor Cringeworth said:
He's definitely losing weight.

In that video, plus this one from his Nikocado Avocado 3 channel, he's posted newer videos where he looks visibly skinnier than the past...still fat but...
1 year ago:
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The top comment says he did a live weigh-in on TikTok and was at around 320 lbs (compared to the 400-ish he used to be)

Clearly he's still whining in his videos to bait people into thinking he actually feels shame for his degeneracy. I won't believe that he's actually entering a weight loss arc, but he's definitely aware that he got a little too far into the deathfat territory and is quietly forcing himself down to a slim SuperFat.
This, plus the fact that most of his "new" videos are just reposts of old clips, makes me think he's gearing up to disappear for a bit then have his "big comeback" at a slightly lower weight...only to let everyone down and start filming spicy noodle diarrhea mukbangs again. Would definitely help his dwindling view numbers.
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He's a deathfat by choice (i.e., for views). He's not a dyed-in-the-wool deathfat like the others. I always knew he had it in him to lose weight if he wanted to.
 
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Checked this thread to see what the latest is, with that main YouTube not having a video for 5 months. What else would he be spending his time on?

Also after making his entire following around being a pitiful fat clown make weird food videos, there’s no way to pivot into losing weight unless he ups the ante and goes full Jackass and starts stapling his forehead or something
 
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Edict of Expulsion said:
Checked this thread to see what the latest is, with that main YouTube not having a video for 5 months. What else would he be spending his time on?

Also after making his entire following around being a pitiful fat clown make weird food videos, there’s no way to pivot into losing weight unless he ups the ante and goes full Jackass and starts stapling his forehead or something
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Does he even need to keep doing videos? He already has plenty of money, no?
 
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Edict of Expulsion said:
Checked this thread to see what the latest is, with that main YouTube not having a video for 5 months. What else would he be spending his time on?

Also after making his entire following around being a pitiful fat clown make weird food videos, there’s no way to pivot into losing weight unless he ups the ante and goes full Jackass and starts stapling his forehead or something
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I keep hoping he'll go back to practicing the violin regularly again. He plays beautifully, and could probably play as a session violinist in a paying orchestra and/or teach if he wanted to. If you stay away from the violin for a long time, it takes a lot of practice to get a decent sound out of it again.
 
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Vastly Amused said:
I keep hoping he'll go back to practicing the violin regularly again. He plays beautifully, and could probably play as a session violinist in a paying orchestra and/or teach if he wanted to. If you stay away from the violin for a long time, it takes a lot of practice to get a decent sound out of it again.
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He used to play with the hershey orchestra. I agree, he did play very well. His technique would be rusty but he would not forget. A few months of hardcore practice or a year or so might catch him up again
 
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TheCakeIsALie said:
He used to play with the hershey orchestra. I agree, he did play very well. His technique would be rusty but he would not forget. A few months of hardcore practice or a year or so might catch him up again
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Oh yes...he was concertmaster of the Hershey Orchestra, I believe. It's a smaller community orchestra, so it certainly didn't pay much (in college we called it "beer money"), but he probably could have parlayed that into auditioning for a session seat in one of the professional orchestras.

They surprisingly don't pay spectacularly, unless you're one of the principals. Just go to their websites and look under "Auditions", and they'll disclose the pay for the seats they're auditioning. That's why most of them usually take side jobs or teach privately, too.

If he hasn't picked up his violin in a while, though, he's going to bust out crying (for real this time--not just for the camera) when he finally does and freaks out that he just can't immediately get the same beautiful sound he used to for some reason. You're right, though...several months of dedicated practice would get him up to speed.
 
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He’s going to know shifting and all of that, but he will need to relearn pitch. No two violins are the same. Where you put your finger on one may not be so on another violin, even if it’s a 4/4 size because everyone’s fingers are different. I may have shorter or longer than the person next to me. It’s pretty impressive when the pros play on a concert masters violin due to a technical reason, eg: the soloists violin string snapped and there’s no way to play the piece on an alternative string

Bowing technique like ricochet is extremely difficult, up bow staccato is also one of the harder techniques to master but again, proper practice could get him up to speed and I too would like to see that for him. Ricochet is hardly ever used but as a soloist, a few works require it.
 
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Glowzigger said:
I made this thread back in 2021. I literally walked a couple kilometres to get the Nutella to complete my work but we got nuked. Since then the only thing I post is priestjaks saying “confess”, aside from the failed coinslot pizza oc but I’m glad it’s been forgotten lol
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Waited three years to respond award
 
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The Un-Clit said:
If we're lucky he choked to death on Orlin's cock in his throat blocking a wad of over-spiced and cheesed noodles bolting it's way up the emergency hatch from getting out and plugging his lungs.
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hrm.....I think I was perhaps a little bit angry this day. :o

I don't honestly wish Nico to die let alone die in such a horrific manner, but something humiliating involving ramen drenched in hot sauce and queso fresco would be kinda cool.

I guess.

Am I really doing myself any favours here?

Time to stop posting ITT methinks. No good can come of it.
 
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