Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Gobermental Supervisor]

The only thing really excessive would be the eyeliner and even it's not at 2016 levels of what was popular. She's not wearing nearly as much contour as your average young woman these days. So yeah, I would say it's not overdone and that she looks pretty normal.

Skin is NOT supposed to look like that. Its either very liberal application of concealer and/or all her pictures are run through various filters to fix her skin.
It is very easy to spot when you see the super matte look of skin on women's faces on social media (or sometimes the artificial gloss that looks fake as fuck).



This in comparison is April with the makeup skills of a 14yo who stole moms makeup kit for her night out with the girls on the 4th of July.


Say what you want, but I prefer April's natural looks and shit makeup over the fake 37yo perpetually insecure Melonie who is trying to stay forever 16.

 

[Neetness]

Skin is NOT supposed to look like that. Its either very liberal application of concealer and/or all her pictures are run through various filters to fix her skin.
It is very easy to spot when you see the super matte look of skin on women's faces on social media (or sometimes the artificial gloss that looks fake as fuck).
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This in comparison is April with the makeup skills of a 14yo who stole moms makeup kit for her night out with the girls on the 4th of July.
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Say what you want, but I prefer April's natural looks and shit makeup over the fake 37yo perpetually insecure Melonie who is trying to stay forever 16.

April's literally got contour all over her face that she failed to blend. You can get pretty matte with just some powder.

 

[JoeBorden]

I found a video of Patrick Melton's on-stage proposal to his supposed girlfriend/wife.

I could find no evidence of an actual wedding or marriage or him even living with her.

That can’t possibly have been real. I guess he could be bisexual. Everything else fits from what I saw since he seemed to be into short skinny guys. The only way I could see him marrying a woman is if she had money.

 

[florida_cat_enjoyer]

Aaron and steel-toe have hardcore A-logs? Isn't he a small time radio host in MN? What the fuck did he do to get such a following of hate?

It seems like most “shock jock” radio hosts tend to have a collection of haters and alogs. I worked in a small town a few years ago and there was a guy similar to Aaron in audience size that had tons of alogs.

 

[Strix454]

That can’t possibly have been real. I guess he could be bisexual. Everything else fits from what I saw since he seemed to be into short skinny guys. The only way I could see him marrying a woman is if she had money.

I think the informal consensus is that he never actually married her. There is no evidence of it to be found and not much of anything on her other than that clip. I suspect he might have just been muddying the waters about being gay.

 

[JoeBorden]

I think the informal consensus is that he never actually married her. There is no evidence of it to be found and not much of anything on her other than that clip. I suspect he might have just been muddying the waters about being gay.

Sounds like the kind of thing he’d try and do. I don’t understand how he has gotten this far going after people and none of this has been brought up about him.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

I think the informal consensus is that he never actually married her. There is no evidence of it to be found and not much of anything on her other than that clip. I suspect he might have just been muddying the waters about being gay.

I think we're all missing the obvious answer here. He asked her to marry him, she said yes because OH FUCK I'M ON STAGE AND THIS WOULD BE HORRIBLY AWKWARD IF I SAID NO and then backed out later.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

He made a comment the other day about how they have kept their silence while Aaron has been discussing aspects of their private lives which were never intended to be made public. That's really the closest he has come but it's still vague enough that he can claim it doesn't refer to partner sharing.

The thing is that there is no law that can ban someone from sharing their experience fucking another couple in their house and doing cocaine.

He's pissed because the days of denying he was a swinger and is in fact aggressively monogamous are over forever. He can't deny it anymore.

I did see a clip of Sean talking a week ago about how Nick is essentially hiding behind his women to try to get Aaron to stop talking about him.

I agree with Sean. That's exactly what's going on. Expect Nick, if he ever streams again, to start talking about Kayla and April more in the hopes that Aaron is rendered totally unable to respond.

The below illustration of this dynamic took several thousand hours in Microsoft Paint to create.

 

[Scan_Lines]

So a sexy picture to send to Kayla, according to Nick is a clean table or shower.

Now we know why Aaron cleaned that table and we know why that showers a fucking mess

 

[repentance]

April's literally got contour all over her face that she failed to blend. You can get pretty matte with just some powder.

Matte isn't even in fashion any more, either. It's all about the glow and the highlighting these days.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

I wonder how many lines Nick snorted off that dome.

 

[Goatchoker]

Aprils eyebrows are at the very end of the terrible thin eyebrow era.

Matte isn't even in fashion any more, either. It's all about the glow and the highlighting these days.

Gotta look greasy and glittery!

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

I wonder how many lines Nick snorted off that dome.

They could not have been very long, that's for sure.

 

[Desktop User2]

I don’t understand how he has gotten this far going after people and none of this has been brought up about him.

Well, he is a Steel Toe A Log; if he hadn´t have Nick as a guest, nobody would have the faintest idea of who he is.

 

[Potatoherder]

He's pissed because the days of denying he was a swinger and is in fact aggressively monogamous are over forever. He can't deny it anymore.

He will deny it to his death. I believe Drex when it comes to Nick's fear of having what Nick did to Jack happen to himself. Once he admits it to himself then he knows life ruination is complete. Everything he claimed to be was a lie. I also think using terms like 'swinger' is giving Nick a win he doesn't deserve. From all accounts Nick got off on Aaron fucking Kayla and that makes him a cuck. That goes farther than the normal swinger stuff of treating your wife as a timeshare to hopefully get the penthouse suite once in awhile.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

He will deny it to his death. I believe Drex when it comes to Nick's fear of having what Nick did to Jack happen to himself. Once he admits it to himself then he knows life ruination is complete. Everything he claimed to be was a lie. I also think using terms like 'swinger' is giving Nick a win he doesn't deserve. From all accounts Nick got off on Aaron fucking Kayla and that makes him a cuck. That goes farther than the normal swinger stuff of treating your wife as a timeshare to hopefully get the penthouse suite once in awhile.

I believe it. Nick Rekieta's one of the few people who had the biggest laughs at Cuck Murphy's expense. In fact, it's one of his funniest streams.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I keep saying that I believe one day, they will finally find a respectable female for these shows. They haven't found one yet, but I'm confident one day they will.

I think all the respectable women are too clever to subject themselves to having their looks picked apart by the fat ugly NEETs who can’t see a woman online without losing their minds.

 

[zimzam88]

Once he admits it to himself then he knows life ruination is complete.

Once he admits it to himself his life ruination will be complete but he would also be able to start picking up the pieces and try to make positive changes in his life and for his family. BUT he will likely never admit it and will just continue his decline until death.

He already had the wakeup call he needed but it didn't wake him up, so the descent will continue as he hardens his heart more and more.

 

[AnOminous]

So a sexy picture to send to Kayla, according to Nick is a clean table or shower.

Now we know why Aaron cleaned that table and we know why that showers a fucking mess

Why would a child abusing drug addicted subhuman cuck think anyone cares about his opinions on relationships and families? He's absolutely failed at both these things and at even being a human being. A subhuman cuck has no advice anyone should consider, and serves only as an example of how to fail at life.

He already had the wakeup call he needed but it didn't wake him up, so the descent will continue as he hardens his heart more and more.

He's living another Bible lesson, this time as Pharaoh.

"And the LORD said unto Moses, When thou goest to return into Egypt, see that thou do all those wonders before Pharaoh, which I have put in thine hand: but I will harden his heart, that he shall not let the people go." Exodus 4:21.

 

[Peace Through Power]

Has Nick given up the pretense of being a streamer now? He hasn't streamed for a full week