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Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.
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When it comes to school shootings Cobra has historically been pretty up to date on them. He, for whatever reason, has always had a fascination with them and loves to talk about how they need to stop as if it's a hot take and there are people out there cheering on children being killed.
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This is the face of serious commentary on mass shootings. I can't believe he pulled the "I've been rejected by every chick I've liked since the 4th grade" line while NAL is there while lecturing us on when to throw a punch. Peak Boglim moment.
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This is what is making the video for me. Knowing that NAL is off camera, while he records this video, struggling to not open her mouth and trying to focus her attention on a crossword puzzle.
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“Online bullying is almost as pussy as, you know, bringing a gun to school. . .It’s spineless pussy shit.” The mayors term is up 1/25 - there’s the boys chance for glory.
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Well clearly it is a hot take, because they're still happening, and people aren't listening to him!
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That's the most old lady thing she's done and then we got Jawshie here trying to pull of the sexy goth badboy act.
This is kino. Somehow.
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He already got a new phone. Was his phone case always his youtube PFP?
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The cobra case outlives every phone. It is what it is toobs.
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I heavily struggle to believe that Jessica is capable of either of those things. She's probably speaking in a very low voice, like when she insults her parents after they ask her to not be so loud.
NAL saying she spent 4 hours doing a crossword puzzle peacefully in the kitchen is probably the biggest fucking lie in this saga. Her vocabulary consists of "demogorgon", "your mom" and "Joshie". Or maybe she did spend 4 hours because she's too slow to actually think of any words.
EDIT: To me, the funniest fucking interaction they had was "WHY DID YOU PULL YOUR DICK OUT?" "WELL WHY DID YOU SUCK IT THEN". This was peak bog humor, and I'm glad it was recorded. It made me actually laugh out loud.
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Josh making her sit around being quiet is a hell of a unintentional power move from the boy. I'm not gonna give Josh enough credit to say that he does it to simply get some quiet time out of her but I will say that yet again Josh seems to stumble his way into looking like he knows what he is doing.
Sorry for the double post but man, this video is an absolute banger. He's taking an event where children were killed and weaving it into the larger narrative of him being bullied on the internet, making direct comparisons between the two. And when he isn't doing that he is promoting his undoubtedly shitty cover of Another Brick in the Wall. When he starts playing the song I about stopped breathing I was laughing so hard because he is talking it up like it's gonna be an anthem for stopping school shootings and as soon as the song starts it's filled with the most generic gunshot sound effects I've ever heard.
Sorry for the double post but man, this video is an absolute banger. He's taking an event where children were killed and weaving it into the larger narrative of him being bullied on the internet, making direct comparisons between the two. And when he isn't doing that he is promoting his undoubtedly shitty cover of Another Brick in the Wall. When he starts playing the song I about stopped breathing I was laughing so hard because he is talking it up like it's gonna be an anthem for stopping school shootings and as soon as the song starts it's filled with the most generic gunshot sound effects I've ever heard.
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Oh the longer stream the other day was definitely just to have a mental recovery. Hope he pulls 8 hour stream and hag goes insane in the other room.
*Especially as she probably reads what trolls say and knows Josh is doing it to get away from her.
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He is the funniest man in the planet. Just as he has the supernatural ability to fuck up literally anything he attempts he makes everything unintentionally hilarious. I mean just look at him he sculpted and dyed his facial hair so that it looks like he’s wearing a hockey puck as a chin guard
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That was always the appeal of cobes. His demonic powers made him the king of unintentional comedy.
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Today is supposedly the day she flies back, I forgot.
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I hope she gets on that fucking plane and never comes back. I hope her ticket didn't get canceled. I hope all of this fucking backstabbing the paypigs and glass punchers are doing to themselves demotivates anyone from paying her for another trip.
The beard grooming shit makes me dubious though... why would he do that if Jessica is going to fly back?
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To be fair... It's uglier. It's weirder. I don't think she would want that, but I don't know.
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I don’t understand how people can hate or be mad at him he’s just so damn funny. He literally says in that video and I quote “You gotta find a healthy way to channel your anger into something productive and for me that’s playing guitar…… or drinking alcohol.” It’s like it’s a fucking bit! its so perfectly comedic it feels scripted and he’s being completely earnest and thinking he’s laying down facts
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I've always said that a professional comedy writer couldn't beat an unscripted, unmolested Cobra stream when it comes to unintentional comedy.