Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[rexxon_tillerson]

if we're grading josh's songs on a curve. the school shooting song is easily his best work

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

if we're grading josh's songs on a curve. the school shooting song is easily his best work

Speaking of his music is there a new album out?

 

[Pure Autism]

"All in all just a bullet in the wall"

 

[Hennimore]

if we're grading josh's songs on a curve. the school shooting song is easily his best work

For me it's Cobra's Cantina, the undisputed GOAT Cobra song in my opinion, but yeah I'd put this one up there in the upper echelon for sure.

 

[somevan712]

if we're grading josh's songs on a curve. the school shooting song is easily his best work

Definitely one of the greats.

"Fuck mass shootings."
"Teacher protect those students from the killer."
"Fuck your mass shooting you dirty fucking coward piece of shit, how would you feel if it happened to someone you care about?"

You're my hero Cobes. Never change. 9/10, could use more Dani Filth screeches though.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Speaking of his music is there a new album out?

It's coming out next month, trust and believe.

"All in all just a bullet in the wall"

It's that song and "drinking and dying alone" that I'm looking forward to the most.

 

[Taint_fairy2.0]

Cobes really got pussy whipped... Going from "It's over Jessica" to "The meatloaf is too strong to resist...."

 

[Mushroom King]

I'm really enjoying Bullets in The Wall, a King Cobra JFS remix of Brick in the Wall. No, seriously.

Joking aside, do you think Cobra uses edit software? Somehow, I imagine he plays an mp3 and sings over it.

 

[Bifocal Lens]

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I'm fucking stuck at 7. I hoped it was something like his CashApp when Cobra showed his card on livestream, but I can't figure it out.

It was still pretty fun though, thanks. Also I like how both variants of number 5 are possible.

Spoiler: Key

 

[Jobama]

if we're grading josh's songs on a curve. the school shooting song is easily his best work

For me, it’s Satan’s Bell.

 

[JaneThough]

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Absolute banger of a thumbnail and video title praise cobras magic mass shooting rates are rapidly dropping all across the country

Fact: there has never been a mass shooting while Cobra was live.

Cobra needs to be live all the time to save the children from sicko shooters.

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

I'm fucking stuck at 7.

Hint: Cool taste called Cobra a goblin but another strange word popped out and it stuck. Glad you enjoyed it!

 

[bonified retard]

No mo guns in the classroom nigga

 

[Lilacs On Fire]

The cobra case outlives every phone. It is what it is toobs.

it's like the old cars made of solid steel so it would survive a crash but the people inside would turn to soup.

 

[RandyMiskatonic]

I'm fucking stuck at 7. I hoped it was something like his CashApp when Cobra showed his card on livestream, but I can't figure it out.

The answer is Boglim

 

[Jobama]

He is the funniest man alive.

The comedic timing in this is incredible.

 

[Cambiar]

Just because people are already doing things doesn't mean you should suggest they do something else. The discussion has been on how dangerous it can be, how it can kill you and that Walmart stock it and can doordash it. If you can't tell the difference between that and discussing what's happened then you're as retarded as the Dark lord himself.

We're here to laugh at Josh for being retarded but feeding his glass punchers new ways to fuck with him makes you part of the glass puncher problem. These people aren't very smart or very original. If you give them a bunch of instructions they will follow them causing more harm than if you hadn't mentioned any of that in the thread.


Isn't criminal stuff mostly the younger audience? I don't think it's adults doing swattings and other really illegal stuff. Marty is an exception but he's a fucking idiot.

oh fuck off

 

[Sicko Hunter]

 

[Lilacs On Fire]

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Sometimes I gotta take extra Wellbutrin after watching cobes

 

[Slim Boglim]

He is the funniest man alive.
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The comedic timing in this is incredible.

It’s up there with some of the best cobies quotes. He’s actually giving decently sound advice and then comes completely out of left field with the absolute worst possible example. Like Jesus Christ cobra just listen to yourself. I really want to take a collection of cobra quotes, tell them they’re from random tiktokers, read them back to him and get him to react and say wether or not he thinks it’s sounds like it makes sense. Then at the end I’d reveal that all the quotes were things that he said.