Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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It looks like he dyed his goatee with Vanta Black :story:

e. I just watched the video. The new song is amazing! Cobra is such a great outsider musician. I think my favourite is the Slim Shady one 'Without King Cobra'. I have to really finish transcribing the lyrics from that one. It's a riot.

e2. I would love to see Cobra get his hands on an MPC.
 
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Most nitrous users don't use it habitually. Some people get addicted but I saw hundreds of people with nitrous balloons last weekend that probably only use it 1-2 times a year. Also idk whats more degenerate using whippits or just sourcing tanks directly from TanksDirect.
We get it bro you do nitrous and are convinced it's perfectly ok
 
Nictrous is fine if spaced like 3 months between uses. Nitrous Oxide deactivates all b12 vitamins in your body basically as soon as you do it. b12 is necessary in order to maintain the health of your myelin sheaths which protect your nerves in your brain and spinal cord. Once your b12 is deactivated, using nitrous eats away at those sheaths and will eventually damage your nerves and you will see symptoms like lose of functionality in your extremities (toes, fingers, feet) and eventually it can get so bad that you cannot walk if you're using nitrous daily for weeks/months on end. Your body will replenish b12 vitamins but it takes MONTHS to do so naturally. Taking oral b12 vitamins after a nitrous sesh/weekend doesnt help a ton. liquid b12 injections are the only thing they're seeing working in the medical community right now ro reverse the demylenation.

Think of it like a video game where you have your Health bar and also an Armor bar. Doing nitrous will insantly deplete all your armor, any nitrous you do after that will begin to permanently hurt your health. So you need to allow your shield to recharge (take a 2-3 month break) after extensive seshes so that you're not slamming your nervous system that has experienced demylination:

https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/diseases/demyelinating-disease

I wonder if his inhalant abuse like this is what slowed him down over the last few years more than alcohol?
 
It's an edit of the texts Milo leaked allegedly showing Kanye fiending for Nitrous.
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Kanye's insane and constant "nitrus" usage is what put me down the galaxy gas rabbit hole, the guy is on it pretty much non stop because he pays some corrupt doctor to literally have it fed to him through a gas mask from a giant tank. They even want to push to legalize it which is fucking insane, imagine kanye 2024 with his main policy being "legalize nitrous"

Also never meant to stir the pot or fuel glass tappers by talking about niggers abusing laughing gas, I'm just saying I'm surprised Josh hasn't gotten in on the new brain damaging gas store drug craze like he did with spice. Although he almost never talks about personal details like that online anymore, during the spice days he overshared everything which made him entertaining as fuck.

To be fair... It's uglier. It's weirder. I don't think she would want that, but I don't know.

Rape victims often try to make themselves ugly and unattractive on purpose, is he doing it now with the scrotum shaped beard to scare off NAL?
 
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For me, it’s Satan’s Bell.
that initial shriek never fails to send shivers down my spine...
I just played this to my 92yo grandpa, he's been lost in his own world for years now since we put him in the home, he immediately remembered the shriek and started shrieking like a banshee and now he sounds 80 years younger. Thank you so much Cobes.
 
Not just high school, but also seething about being bullied “since the fourth grade”.
To be fair after highschool he went from being surrounded by his peers to living in solitude with the occasional drug addict coming by to hang out every now and then. He did have Stephanie for 2 years somehow and a few homeless moochers but after that happened he stopped trusting people and became a total neet recluse, so nothing comparable has happened to him since job Corp.

Him going on about "being rejected by every girl in school" was one of the more annoying topics he'd loop during livestreams.
 
it's genuinely perplexing to me (and very sad) that a 30+ year old man still seethes over being bullied in high school.
It's a common thing for incels and blackpiller types to do and IIRC it's called wound collecting when people memorize every single slight that's been done against them. I used to do this when I was in my early 20's, thanks to 4chan conditioning. Moving out of my parents' and escaping my hometown helped me expand my horizons and move the fuck on in life. Cobes may have moved out but he's been stuck in his various hovels doing nothing with his life since the late 10's, so he always ends up ruminating on it. The arrested development doesn't help either.
 
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