Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Johnny Apple Sneed]

Right now we can't say Josh is making bad decisions on his own

No one held a gun to his head and forced Jessica inside his home or to scream like a some sort of retarded monkey brained cave man beast thing at her. Thats all JAWSHIEE.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

And then people that fuck with him and organize all this shit on discord or whatever.

From the tiny clip I listened to earlier of "Chris" you can tell he's very proud of himself and getting off to being the "inside guy". His greatest life achievement is whoredashing a retard. I think it's time to find out who he is.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

No one held a gun to his head and forced Jessica inside his home or to scream like a some sort of retarded monkey brained cave man beast thing at her. Thats all JAWSHIEE.

you say that but i would not be surprised if she showed up unannounced and just forced her way in and refused to leave. which then prompted josh to call the cops but by then it was too late. also i feel like anyone in joshes position would start screaming at her given enough time. NAL is beyond insufferable.

 

[UncommonParlence]

Jessica is old, sick, and a substance abuser. If she gets pregnant then it's definitely not making it to term. However if it does.... Uh.... anyone seen the movie "The Suckling"?

You talking bout Jessica's cam4 account? Also known as "how to talk with a dick in yo mouf".

My girl keeps asking me why about this aNAL situation and as I reflect only one answer comes to mind... Boglim's Razor. "But what about Jessica? Is she retarded or evil?" YES

At this point it's down to whether Josh will keep hurting himself and at which point he decides the consequences for hurting Jessica instead are worth the satisfaction. In my mind it's just a matter of how many years I'd throw away to be hag free. 2 or so at this point, but I'm not there.

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

It would be better off discussing where Dahmer's mom went wrong at this point than how Clint can fix this.

Was Lionel Dahmer a bad dad? Should he have put Jeffrey in a group home?

 

[3deadniggers]

No one held a gun to his head and forced Jessica inside his home or to scream like a some sort of retarded monkey brained cave man beast thing at her. Thats all JAWSHIEE.

Clint held a gun to his head. So many posters here don't understand what Clint trained Cobra to be growing up. He has ODD but he still takes on most of Clint's feminist ideas about women. He will quote Terrance Popp but he will always fall back on being a 'Nice guy' to women around him. He's trained to think his reactions are wrong if he's ever questioned about them and he should always be a woman respecter. He knows he shouldn't do it but being Clint's trained seal he has to be nice to NAL and let her in so she doesn't end up homeless for a week.

 

[ibeatmywife]

Clint held a gun to his head. So many posters here don't understand what Clint trained Cobra to be growing up. He has ODD but he still takes on most of Clint's feminist ideas about women. He will quote Terrance Popp but he will always fall back on being a 'Nice guy' to women around him. He's trained to think his reactions are wrong if he's ever questioned about them and he should always be a woman respecter. He knows he shouldn't do it but being Clint's trained seal he has to be nice to NAL and let her in so she doesn't end up homeless for a week.

I actually think you are totally right. The BOY is cucked and according to nal clint knows all about her being there and doesn't care, not even a little bit, told her as long as they aren't outside screaming josh won't get kicked out.

 

[3deadniggers]

I actually think you are totally right. The BOY is cucked and according to nal clint knows all about her being there and doesn't care, not even a little bit, told her as long as they aren't outside screaming josh won't get kicked out.

NAL can't be trusted and the only way Clint could be more useless as a father is if he was black.

 

[ibeatmywife]

NAL can't be trusted and the only way Clint could be more useless as a father is if he was black.

She can't normally be trusted but her talking about Clint was with her friend she was likely telling the truth and based on how useless Clint is as a father I wouldn't even be surprised if he welcomed her into the trailer before saying "keep on rocking bud" and flying to Ireland to bang some of age Irish poon

 

[Fortyone]

Genuinely surprised Cobra hasn't been swept up in the nitrous craze that's plaguing nigger zoomers in the US lately

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Genuinely surprised Cobra hasn't been swept up in the nitrous craze that's plaguing nigger zoomers in the US lately

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It's in smoke shops everywhere but it's also like $100 a canister. Duster is a much cheaper way to deep frt those brain cells, trust and believe.

 

[ibeatmywife]

It's in smoke shops everywhere but it's also like $100 a canister. Duster is a much cheaper way to deep frt those brain cells, trust and believe.

Seems you can buy it directly from Walmart and Amazon for like 80 bucks a can I'm honestly shocked some alog hasn't sent it to cobes since it's flavored he would totally fall for it and thank them as if they were a fan

 

[k0ndumba2]

It's in smoke shops everywhere but it's also like $100 a canister.

$100?! I saw a bum huffing a galaxygas knockoff under a bridge recently, I figured they were cheap!

Is galaxygas something that can be doordashed? Do smoke shops doordash paraphanalia? If so one of the poo touchers will get it to him.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

$100?! I saw a bum huffing a galaxygas knockoff under a bridge recently, I figured they were cheap!

Is galaxygas something that can be doordashed? Do smoke shops doordash paraphanalia? If so one of the poo touchers will get it to him.

If you can get Galaxy gas at walmart, you can probably get it doordashed or delivered. Hell, even Jessica could probably get some during her Wommart excursions.

I swear these legal highs get more and more retarded every year.

 

[12345]

I'm sorry, apparently I've been in a coma for a bit. Are you guys being serious right now? Is this a US thing?

 

[anliteralidiot]

I'm sorry, apparently I've been in a coma for a bit. Are you guys being serious right now? Is this a US thing?

tiktok started it, it sucks

 

[somevan712]

Genuinely surprised Cobra hasn't been swept up in the nitrous craze that's plaguing nigger zoomers in the US lately

It's in smoke shops everywhere but it's also like $100 a canister. Duster is a much cheaper way to deep frt those brain cells, trust and believe.

tiktok started it, it sucks

Are zoomers seriously using some retarded flavored whippits? Do they even realize the high itself comes from cutting off oxygen to the brain and this is just killing their already stunted brains?

I hope Cobes doesn't get his hands on any of these. But imagine the hacks he could make combining whippits, liquor, and body armor.

Also, I saw this online. Fuck, these things are huge.

 

[Tiggy Skibbles]

im catching up on the streams rn and I feel like i need clonidine. This is way worse than I expected

 

[Bifocal Lens]

im catching up on the streams rn and I feel like i need clonidine. This is way worse than I expected

It's fucking unbearable.

Even when they are not arguing and are just being a "normal happy couple", it's so clear he's fucking done with her shit. Even when she's happy and laughing, she cannot help but be a completely annoying bitch. She HAS to have her way. But I think she already knows that she just can't have her way 100% of the time, I think Josh legitimately scared her after the "phone incident". She still tries to have her way constantly, but when the boy says NO, she'll let it go. For like 2 minutes. Then she's back at it. She needs to have Josh have some W's or he'll just punch her goiter.

Supposedly JM (that cunt) said that her return flight was on the 5th. Circle of protection on the boy. Here's hoping that she gets on that flight and both the plane's engines explode and the plane catches fire.

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

I'm still of the opinion that Jessica is blackmailing Josh into letting her stay and freeload off him. Does she know that if she becomes a dependent, his SSDI is null and void?