Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Umaibae]

Clint made him sell his .38 for 2 reasons.

1. Because he saw a video Josh and Couch Chris did were they were fucking around with all his guns and Cobra was dry firing it at his head.

2. Cobra was on a “I’m gunna fucking kill myself” kick and Cluntus was very concerned.

Cluntos The Bald keeps all the shotgun shell ammo at his house and Cobra has to ask his daddy for it when he goes shootin’ with the homeboys. That barrel is drier than the dry spell that’s coming up after Cobra officially enters his Incel arc. If nothing else, this entire Jessica situation is going to instil in our boy the storied tradition of openly hating women for being psychos.

I dunno I read that a long while ago, one of the mods on the subreddit posted something about it when he was waving his gun around

The little green gun was WAY WAY WAY after Couch Chris. Years.

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

He's in a much better a mood in the latest video, and we have a new local friend 'Banjo Bill'

The boy also says he's working on a book! As long as the Bog Hag stays away things will be fine.

Deathbed tapes may have to get into the publishing business.

 

[Nigger Cobson]

I'd argue that Chris wouldn't have fucked his mom if the Idea Guys hadn't gaslit him. That saga was when his already tenuous grip on reality went away forever.

Hopefully the discordtroons don't turn Cobes into a sicko.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Hopefully the discordtroons don't turn Cobes into a sicko.

I could see them trying but his anti sicko beliefs are too strong.

 

[Light-Blue Yoshi]

If cobra as a “Boglim” is analogous to a silly cryptid like Sasquatch or Nessie NaL is analogous to some Japanese yokai like Onryo or even more apt Ohaguro-Bettari “often dressed like a beautiful bride, calls out to young men, but modestly hides her face. Intrigued, the men approach her, anticipating a treat for their eyes. But when they get close, she turns around to reveal that her face is a featureless white mask with a gaping blackened mouth”
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Can’t you hear it? It’s calling out “JAAAAAAAAWWWWWSSSHHHIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!”

You might be on to something. She's been known to wear ancient ritualistic Japanese face paint

 

[Chernabog3000]

 

[bonified retard]

He's in a much better a mood in the latest video, and we have a new local friend 'Banjo Bill'

The boy also says he's working on a book! As long as the Bog Hag stays away things will be fine.

Deathbed tapes may have to get into the publishing business.

He's been hanging out with banjo bill for around 6 years now. He was the one that briefly stole the smoker's pole iirc.

 

[Molly Millions]

Banjo Bill is probably the person JM got in touch with if an old friend suddenly reappears after she says she was talking to someone

 

[CatholicConfederate]

"My favorite Ozzy Osbourne shirt, which I own many pairs of." I love the boy's weak grasp on the English language.

I don't know how y'all missed this gem of a Cobe's quote. "Living is just the slow way to kill yourself... so why rush it?"

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Ignore this if I missed it already but what was up with the angle she was sending to the paypig? Was she trying to get a shotgun moneyshot on her live stream if this is the scenario we think it is?

Yes. She has been in contact with trolls since she became known to the cobraverse. This troll is the same one who paid for her to go out there previously. She's being manipulated by the biggest faggots on the planet for discord street cred and because some loser alog gets to feel important among other losers and fat women. They've been instigating and manipulating her and Cobra. When he grabbed the gun she decided to risk recording it, as previously she was keeping the phone hidden from Josh. She was trying to get "proof" that she's the victim and not the retard who broke up with her and told her not to come to Wyoming. This is the result of retarded losers roleplaying with actual mentally ill people for asspats on discord.

 

[Slim Boglim]

He's been hanging out with banjo bill for around 6 years now. He was the one that briefly stole the smoker's pole iirc.

Banjo Bill made an appearance in a video giving Cobes a ride if I’m not mistaken. Cobra was filming from inside somebodies car and that person is heard at the start telling Josh not to put him on camera. He also showed up the day of the “Well, a lot’s up, Josh” call he swung by to give cobra cigarettes and liquor to console him about getting evicted.

 

[HomelessGhost]

He's in a much better a mood in the latest video, and we have a new local friend 'Banjo Bill'

The boy also says he's working on a book! As long as the Bog Hag stays away things will be fine.

Deathbed tapes may have to get into the publishing business.

Shit I'd buy it

 

[nvrwastetree]

This woman pushed this dude to the breaking point.
The dude’s not mentally equipped for a relationship and he sure as shit isn’t equipped to deal with that amount of prodding the bitch did she just pushed him to the edge.
I’ve never seen Josh this upset

Wonder if anyone has made an attempt to reach out to Cobes dad to let him know that big witch is in the trailer trying to get Josh to off self. Josh just doesn't have it in him to call the cops on her does he???

 

['Ole Dente]

The little green gun was WAY WAY WAY after Couch Chris. Years.

I was talking about this video. It was what made Clint not even like the idea of Josh owning a handgun to begin with. Never mind that they’re all playing with air soft pistols (which are better than real pistols .) Clint’s just a liberal pussy.

I think he was also pissed off at Josh for having bought the pistol when he was supposed to buy a phone.

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

I don't know how y'all missed this gem of a Cobe's quote. "Living is just the slow way to kill yourself... so why rush it?"

Don't forget "a warm winter's day."

 

[shaverinocory]

Although lackluster sex is always a possibility, if you think jerking one out is better than fucking an attractive person who is really good at it, there is either something very wrong with you or you lack the necessary experience to make that claim.

Nah, sorry you're a soy-fueled male that is weak enough to need companionship. You've never edged for 6 hours, you've never had that tantric amazingness that moves heaven and earth. Have some damn respect in yourself, some self-worth.

 

[Urgunt]

For once I just feel genuine empathy for Jord. Maybe it's the fact I lost good friends to suicide, but shit makes my shriveled up little kiwifarmer heart ache.

 

[bonified retard]

Banjo Bill made an appearance in a video giving Cobes a ride if I’m not mistaken. Cobra was filming from inside somebodies car and that person is heard at the start telling Josh not to put him on camera. He also showed up the day of the “Well, a lot’s up, Josh” call he swung by to give cobra cigarettes and liquor to console him about getting evicted.

Yeah, he's made a few appearances. Banjo Bill's brother is the other random guy in that weird egg video Darf made with Cobes. Also, I was just looking up the Breaking plates with Banjo Bill and Dave video, and noticed NAL commented on it 5 months ago. The video is 2 years old, so she most likely searched his name to find this video. I didn't even consider him as a local point of contact for NAL, but now I gotta wonder...

 

[Salt Upon Wounds]

Wonder if anyone has made an attempt to reach out to Cobes dad to let him know that big witch is in the trailer trying to get Josh to off self. Josh just doesn't have it in him to call the cops on her does he???

i think he should be in a group home personally

 

[Charlie Sheen]

It has never been more over. Circle of protection around the boy.