Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Xenomorph]

BPD's will always find a way back in.

 

[lilypanda]

Posting this again for any happenings visitors who want the up and up on Jessica. This is an unedited screen from one of NaL’s live stream. It perfectly encapsulates her essence and being, her “aura” if you will. She’s like a bad creature from some YouTube analog horror series or SCP. Something less than a human something that can only be described as a creature.

Jesus fucking Christ. She isn't quite SCP level here but she's definitely giving future creepypasta. Very reminiscent of that shitty teeth.jpg pasta here.

 

[stathom21]

Why does she look exactly like chrischan?

 

[Bifocal Lens]

Not sure if this has been posted yet, but I'm feeling the boy on this one.

Fuck Jessica Boyle. Jessica Boyle is being a royal cunt. I broke up with Jessica Boyle. Jessica Boyle is posting all of this fake bullshit about me on Facebook. Jessica Boyle is a manipulative bitch.

Keep it up boy. I'm glad to have some normalcy and a good bug chair rant after this fucking shitshow, it was a nice palate cleanser. God I fucking wish death upon this ugly 40 year old demon.
Just make sure you tell that to her face the next time she comes over, instead of drawing your cock out of your pants.

 

[stathom21]

What causes this neck condition? My guess is the thyroid theory but also that she slouches constantly and looks down alot.

 

[TheRealSlimShady]

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"I could ask you the same question, Jessica. What have I done that your trolls haven't already done to you?"

"I haven't ever splashed alcohol on you!"

"I was trying to be cute with you!"

As someone not very aware of KingCobra and his shenanigans, this particular exchange is hilarious

 

[Xenomorph]

What causes this neck condition? My guess is the thyroid theory but also that she slouches constantly and looks down alot.
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it's where the demon that dwells within her resides...

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

As someone not very aware of KingCobra and his shenanigans, this particular exchange is hilarious

Spraying alcohol is a staple of Cobra's love language.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

Ignore this if I missed it already but what was up with the angle she was sending to the paypig? Was she trying to get a shotgun moneyshot on her live stream if this is the scenario we think it is?

i think she was hoping he would aim it at her so she could play victim further. that whole video was meant to paint her as an abuse victim who could have died. never mind the part where she was told to stay away and went anyway though.

What causes this neck condition? My guess is the thyroid theory but also that she slouches constantly and looks down alot.
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yes thats goity. the theory is that NAL is controlled by it in some way. but nah she has really bad thyroid issues along with other things she refuses to go to the doctor about because she does not trust doctors. its possible these issues are part of why shes so insane. but as you can see if you look in the NAL thread shes also just an awful person to begin with. so its tough to tell how much is mental issues and how much is just her personality.

 

[Eventide]

Do they make tamagotchis any more? Or those digimon ones? I don't think he could look after either but it would be funny to see how making videos on owning one.

They absolutely do! They sell remakes/reissues of the original, as well as novelty versions like "own your own pet K-Pop star" (which I recently saw in, of all places, 5 Below )or Baby Yoda.

 

[Dude Snakes]

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If Cobes shoots her, or himself, Chris should suffer.
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He's holding his shotgun to his chin.
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She's hiding the camera, because she's in a discord call with the paypig who paid for her flight out there, against Cobra's wishes. So that is why the screen is black at first.
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This is a leaked call with the paypig, she spent hours fighting with Cobra, completely naked on a discord call with the paypig, to try and get him (Cobra) in a gotcha. Local archive of the "call" here.
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Holy shit Josh no!!!

 

[P R O X Y]

What causes this neck condition? My guess is the thyroid theory but also that she slouches constantly and looks down alot.
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Not surprised the bogwitch has a likeness to a cartoon witch.

 

[Hennimore]

Speaking of Cool Taste, does anyone remember a video where I think Cool Taste comes over and Josh is like passed out in his chair in his full gothic cowboy getup and he looks like an actual bloated corpse? My memory may be wrong and I'm combining two videos in my head but I remember Cool Taste being there and just sitting there while mi lord looks like a body pulled out of a river. I'm having trouble finding it, anyone have that one?

 

[Your Landlord]

Speaking of Cool Taste, does anyone remember a video where I think Cool Taste comes over and Josh is like passed out in his chair in his full gothic cowboy getup and he looks like an actual bloated corpse? My memory may be wrong and I'm combining two videos in my head but I remember Cool Taste being there and just sitting there while mi lord looks like a body pulled out of a river. I'm having trouble finding it, anyone have that one?

You may be thinking of the budweiser challenge with darf.

 

[BadGoy1488]

This is absolutely horrible to see. He was free and away from her! She does nothing but try to fight then cry victim.

Edit: Jesus cobes isn't doing himself any favors

 

[Hennimore]

You may be thinking of the budweiser challenge with darf.

I found the one I was thinking of, it was way down in the search results. Kept bringing up that time they squashed the beef in his second apartment.

 

[Namerlane the 40th]

Spraying alcohol is a staple of Cobra's love language.
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King Cobra caught gooning on livestream.

rate me MATI idc but this wicked bogbitch needs to get knocked the fuck out on livestream for all this shit she's done. Josh needs to mike tyson her ass

People really have to stop getting angry over something like Internet lolcows putting themselves into trouble where they have no power or control over them (which I know is pretty ironic considering that I made a mean comment about cobes possibly killing himself which I fully take back because that's a really cruel and dumb thing to say).

 

[demicolon]

“often dressed like a beautiful bride, calls out to young men, but modestly hides her face. Intrigued, the men approach her, anticipating a treat for their eyes. But when they get close, she turns around to reveal that her face is a featureless white mask with a gaping blackened mouth”

I wonder if whoever came up with these campfire horror stories realized how many young men would still hit it.

 

[TheRealDirlewanger]

Same. I never really followed King Cobra. For Lolcow on the 'farms, he seems to have a good heart.

Also, did Cobra's bearded dragon die, or did he lose it via escaping?

Someone should send him a new pet that's slightly harder to die, like a turtle.

...wait, no, turtle enclosures are a bit difficult to maintain.

Somehow, I have no idea how it can be managed, he actually LOST a bearded dragon.

 

[MidZeRo]

I wonder if whoever came up with these campfire horror stories realized how many young men would still hit it.

No, because these are warnings for men in a time where the appearance and practice of self restraint mattered.
Think of the Sirens. Beautiful women whos sultry voices lure hard working men on their boats into rocks, so they could consume them.
That's a metaphor for dick thinking if I've ever heard one.
We have too much time on our hands these days so we can really hunker down and be degenerate as fuck.

Same. I never really followed King Cobra. For Lolcow on the 'farms, he seems to have a good heart.

Also, did Cobra's bearded dragon die, or did he lose it via escaping?

Someone should send him a new pet that's slightly harder to die, like a turtle.

...wait, no, turtle enclosures are a bit difficult to maintain.

From what I can tell Cobra hate is at a WOR level, maybe pushing a Boogie, but nowhere near a DSP.
Essentially he's easy to fuck with and people come up with bullshit excuses to justify their lame ass trolling. During the first Jessica visits people kept saying he was a pedo, or said some pedo adjacent shit.
Then people don't like him because he's a cringe goth boy.
Honestly he's just trailer trash with autism so I don't get the fucking issue.
Daniel Larson is another favored target. The dude is a genuine mental patient, being manipulated by people, and then they get mad and say "oh but he's a pedo!"
Like, my guy, you literally steer him towards that shit. I think we can make allowances for mental patients to be a little out of fucking hand. If left alone DL isn't messing with kids. He's dine and dashing, throwing fits at management, being trespassed, and getting into fights.
Then they stole his dog and everyone's like "He's homeless he can't care for a dog!" Fucking rediculous.
Cyrax is the only person I've seen that seems to actually deserves the shit that they get. He's done some genuinely bad shit, and seems to love the attention.