DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Very Honest Content]

1: Anyone criticizing Phil for the slave joke is a fag.

I've yet to see criticism of the joke. The criticism is of Phil being a liar by professing to have changed so you can't judge him now based on his previous behavior, while still engaging in behavior he claims he changed and no longer engages in. The joke wasn't funny anyway because Phil himself, outside of looks, isn't very humorous at all.

those of you who don't watch MATI, there was a very funny moment where Null took a poll showing 75% of his audience believes DSP pulling the plug on the interview was "alpha and chad".

Extremely feminine viewing audience is what you can conclude possibly as well, unable to identify those traits authentically where they obviously are lacking.

 

[myone]

unable to identify those traits authentically where they obviously are lacking.

So true! DSP is currently competing for the position of most beta cuck bitch on the planet. Obviously he's not going to win in any 1 on 1 competition against anyone, especially someone who doesn't run and cry to his chat, blaming all the detractors, at the first hint of resistance.

It's either KC LARPers or actual dents.

 

[Armor of God]

So Phil's parents are in their 60's and retired. I'd estimate that they'll be around for another 15-20 years given current health trends. Although they appear to be reasonably wealthy, a big chunk of that money will be used for retirement years and (God forbid) any healthcare treatments.

I also recall that Phil has a sibling (a cousin who got adopted by his parents or something ?) and so she would probably also get a piece of whatever remains once both parents have passed away.

So this means that it'll not only be a long while before he sees any money, but that a big portion of it will have been depleted by that timing...which is beautiful because it exponentially increases the odds that Phil will have to actually get a job like most normal non-nigger people in order to sustain his "lifestyle"...or maybe I have too much faith in humanity.

 

[Coke Zero]

Him pulling the morality card with Null and Craig and this Meh-Toke-Kur faggotry was my cue to step back from the vortex honestly.

He tried lecturing Josh about morality even after defending derich for 20 minutes earlier in the exact same interview. I really wanted Josh to point this out while phil was trying to talk down to him about his morals. How do you defend a pedo and still think you have the moral high ground over anyone?

 

[myone]

increases the odds that Phil will have to actually get a job like most normal non-nigger people in order to sustain his "lifestyle"...or maybe I have too much faith in humanity

Things are going to become really dire in 5-10 years if his parents hang on, which is, as you stated, very likely. He also, can not get a regular job, as it will not earn enough to support his lavish lifestyle. Particularly if he refinances the house, which is something he's hankering to do ASAP, and which he will definitely do before he has to degrade himself by getting a job.

There is no happy ending for DSP in this story: Sell the snort fort, rent a cheap apartment, give up the hogans, no more door dashed meals for him and the horse, and go flip burgers.

 

[Tree Plague]

Is that your guess because you're also the one propping it up with the last minute tips lately? If so, don't be such a broke boy pussy and keep it going as long as the vest streak.

A, not the one. Bark more.

 

[Coke Zero]

So Phil's parents are in their 60's and retired. I'd estimate that they'll be around for another 15-20 years given current health trends. Although they appear to be reasonably wealthy, a big chunk of that money will be used for retirement years and (God forbid) any healthcare treatments.

I also recall that Phil has a sibling (a cousin who got adopted by his parents or something ?) and so she would probably also get a piece of whatever remains once both parents have passed away.

So this means that it'll not only be a long while before he sees any money, but that a big portion of it will have been depleted by that timing...which is beautiful because it exponentially increases the odds that Phil will have to actually get a job like most normal non-nigger people in order to sustain his "lifestyle"...or maybe I have too much faith in humanity.

His mom is/was a smoker so she's probably fucked but there's no reason his dad couldn't make it well into his 80s.

Phil's problem though is he's aging like shit and unless he starts making drastic changes he's going to develop his own serious health issues in the next few years. For one, he probably hasn't exercised since high school gym class so his cardiovascular health is likely dogshit. Also if he's still drinking heavily, his liver is going to give out at some point. You can get away with drinking like that in your 20s but it'll catch up to you fast if you're doing it in your 40s or 50s. This will making a regular streaming schedule impossible also so his finances are fucked if/when the health issues catch up to him.

 

[Penix]

Live and let live, don't window shop Phil, stick around for the return of the usual qwahlity kahntent. The streak will never reach close to the vest however. My guess is 50 or just short.

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That 109 dollars could've bought a really sturdy rope, go build a well in Africa or something.

 

[Tree Plague]

is $109 even enough for a weekend of premium pulls? Definitely not! Stop withholding tips!

Phil losing his cool and streak on a WWE stream would be just fucking grand after all this

 

[Kiwi Andy]

Yesterday's insane cope and sperg session on the Craig interview:

"He goes off on me first"

 

[Donut Coma]

Phil's dad is demonstrably the opposite of his son, and so I'm going to guess he has an excellent financial plan in place. I feel like Phil said Dave had to dip into his retirement funds a long time ago, but I'd bet money Dave built them up again, has excellent health insurance, a good life insurance policy for himself and Linda. He must know his only son isn't going to be any use as he and Linda age.

And whatever he ends up leaving Phil, I hope Dave knows his son well enough to not leave him a lump sum.

 

[porkypork99]

Things are going to become really dire in 5-10 years if his parents hang on, which is, as you stated, very likely. He also, can not get a regular job, because it will not earn enough for his lavish lifestyle. Particularly if he refinances the house, which is something he's very hankering to do ASAP, and which he will do before he has to degrade himself by getting a job.

There is no happy ending for DSP in this story, Sell the snort fort, rent a cheap apartment, give up the hogans, no more door dashed meals for him and the horse, and go flip burgers.

hes allergic to saving,the moment his income drops,its all over.

 

[Sheriff of CWCville]

I’ve made a similar post before, but I think this week is really telling when evaluating Phil as a man. Phil is an objectively bad person, to the point where I actually can’t think of a character trait he possesses that could be considered redeeming. I think it’s obvious that he’s a pathological liar, narcissist, and just a generally pathetic cunt. More than that, I believe that if a couple conditions were changed, he would be straight up evil (and no longer that funny). It’s Phil’s midwit intellect, cowardice, physical weakness, and lack of social acuity that prevent his psychological disorders from manifesting as a truly evil person.

I would like to again say, however, that if you gave Phil a magic wand that he could wave and make every person that he doesn’t like vanish without consequence, he would wave it 10/10 times. I don’t even think he’d have to justify it to himself as “I made the world a better place because they were all just bad people”, he would simply be thrilled at the opportunity and sleep like a baby at night.

 

[Prince Lotor]

This arc has shown that Phil is truely irredeemable. I genuinely thought Phil was going to admit to his gambling problem and sincerely apologize to his fans for being a manipulative piece of shit. Instead he told his original fans that yeah he's a manipulative piece of shit that squandered their money, and if they don't like it they can get fucked because he has a new set of fans who are willing to throw money at him now. Look I'm not a nice person, I've done some shit in my life that I'm ashamed of. I'm not mad that people still support him either, but I'm genuinely curious with where the fuck your mind has to be to support someone like Phil.

I'm probably one of the few people who wanted Phil to have an "happy ending". To have his Scrooge moment. To be humbled, and be grateful for what he has. That's NEVER going to happen. He's going to be an entitled, arrogant, manipulative piece of shit for the rest of his life. I'm not mad Phil. I'm disappointed.

That being said, Phil will continue producing milk for the rest of our lifetimes, and I can't wait to see where his story goes next

He admitted to being a gambling addict the other night and then literally yelled into the camera that it's his right to be a gambling addict. Shit's wild. He admits to being cripplingly addicted to SuperCard, rage quits SuperCard, then like 6 months later fires up WWEC at launch, dead to rights was spending $20K per year on it between Arpil 2018 and February 2020, claims he's not now or ever been addicted to WWEC, says he's made 3 accounts. . .

Because as DSP explains it the new lie required he'd have to tell Craig that he WAS TheyCallMeDSP/Gunshow83/DownFromTheRafters but no longer had the account.

It's just hitting me fully that Phil's new lie to Craig is that: He couldn't send a live screenshot that proved he wasn't DFTR because no one would have believed him, so he needed to compile evidence that he was DFTR to send Craig, he compiled that evidence within a couple hours while not having the account, but then today he can't access any of his evidence that he was DFTR but isn't anymore because he doesn't have the account and everyone just has to take his word and we're screaming at the camera that "I'll NEVER show my new account" even though he says he was going to show Craig, but also he saved in-game screenshots from his DFTR account for over 18 months and transferred them between phones but he no longer had any of the evidence he compiled for Craig.

And Phil is still as hilariously bad a liar as ever. Just the idea that he needed to prove to Craig he was DFTR and was able to, but now under the same set of circumstances he is incapable of doing it. . .

Also has anyone made a meme out of that clip from the Joon doc where the fan says ". . .I think he has autism."?

 

[Dona Morte]

Aaaah I missed the endless hugbox that is Phil's chat.

Pignosis is very harmful to the bottom line but the king is gracious and the peasant is allowed to stay in Phil's grace.

 

[porkypork99]

I’ve made a similar post before, but I think this week is really telling when evaluating Phil as a man. Phil is an objectively bad person, to the point where I actually can’t think of a character trait he possesses that could be considered redeeming. I think it’s obvious that he’s a pathological liar, narcissist, and just a generally pathetic cunt. More than that, I believe that if a couple conditions were changed, he would be straight up evil (and no longer that funny). It’s Phil’s midwit intellect, cowardice, physical weakness, and lack of social acuity that prevent his psychological disorders from manifesting as a truly evil person.

I would like to again say, however, that if you gave Phil a magic wand that he could wave and make every person that he doesn’t like vanish without consequence, he would wave it 10/10 times. I don’t even think he’d have to justify it to himself as “I made the world a better place because they were all just bad people”, he would simply be thrilled at the opportunity and sleep like a baby at night.

I fully agree,before the current event and the mask went full off, I kind of believed that phil had mature and was just a sad depressed person stuck in a huge gambling addiction full of lies and alchool.
but I gotta say, phil is really a bad person, his only saving grace is that hes really low iq otherwise he could be some succesful narcisist and turn into some mini supervilain that abuses and profit from people around him.
him and boogie are really 2 big POS.

btw,one of the biggest thing succesful narcissist realize quick is that money is the best and only weapon someone need,the more u have of it,the stronger u are and can get away with stuff,just to show how dsp is pathetic at life...cant even be decent at being a narcissist.

 

[myone]

It's just hitting me fully that Phil's new lie to Craig is that: He couldn't send a live screenshot that proved he wasn't DFTR because no one would have believed him

That doesn't make any sense, he wouldn't have needed to provide evidence for being DFTR. Everyone would've taken his word for it, as the opposite contention was under dispute.

And Phil is still as hilariously bad a liar as ever. Just the idea that he needed to prove to Craig he was DFTR and was able to, but now under the same set of circumstances he is incapable of doing it. . .

That's not what I got from his comments. I think his current lie goes something like this: "During the Sidescrollers incident I had already sold the account [and had a new phone, which is provably a lie] and if I just sent screenshots from my phone, from the NEW account, everyone would've said, I had just made a new (fake) account. So therefore, I needed to compile evidence (proof of sale? screenshots from the old account? other 'stuff'...) in order to show that I'm NO LONGER DownFromTheRafters."

But even that is pants on head retarded as a story, because admitting to being DFTR for x years, would've been already more than enough of a concession.

 

[Iron Hamster]

So Phil's parents are in their 60's and retired.

According to his LinkedIn, Dave is still working. Not sure Linda ever worked.

He tried lecturing Josh about morality even after defending derich for 20 minutes earlier in the exact same interview. I really wanted Josh to point this out while phil was trying to talk down to him about his morals. How do you defend a pedo and still think you have the moral high ground over anyone?

And he's never ever had any morals.

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Aaaah I missed the endless hugbox that is Phil's chat.

Pignosis is very harmful to the bottom line but the king is gracious and the peasant is allowed to stay in Phil's grace.

But remember, harmful terminology should be fine on Twitch

 

[johnkimble123]

I’ve made a similar post before, but I think this week is really telling when evaluating Phil as a man. Phil is an objectively bad person, to the point where I actually can’t think of a character trait he possesses that could be considered redeeming. I think it’s obvious that he’s a pathological liar, narcissist, and just a generally pathetic cunt. More than that, I believe that if a couple conditions were changed, he would be straight up evil (and no longer that funny). It’s Phil’s midwit intellect, cowardice, physical weakness, and lack of social acuity that prevent his psychological disorders from manifesting as a truly evil person.

I would like to again say, however, that if you gave Phil a magic wand that he could wave and make every person that he doesn’t like vanish without consequence, he would wave it 10/10 times. I don’t even think he’d have to justify it to himself as “I made the world a better place because they were all just bad people”, he would simply be thrilled at the opportunity and sleep like a baby at night.

Phil being feeble and a pussy with a small platform is the only reason why he’s considered less bad than others. If he had Keem’s clout, he would get people thrown off YouTube left and right. If he had a bigger audience, I’m sure he’d be able to weaponize a nutcase fan to actually do things.

And it wouldn’t be limited to detractors, it would be people like his ex, Rambo, people who ignore his attempts to reach out, people in the FGC, prominent figures, etc. His hate has no limit and him being so irrelevant is his greatest attribute to the world.

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

Btw did anyone else notice he was still trying to memoryhole Derich during the Craig interview? Phil's example as to why his detractors are so aaahhhwful was that they accused "his fans" of pedophilia. There's no way he wasn't talking about Derich here, after the pig publicly admitted the accusations have merit and promised to ban him.