Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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That was a masterclass on whores, broski!

But I was asking about the type of men that frequent any of the sub genres of prostitutes you've delineated.

I will doordash you a hooker if you can break that down as well.

Eta @Al Dente Alighieri failed to quote, mobile fag moment.
 
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I want Josh to do an open mic night with his jokes so fucking bad. Why don't the glass tappers do anything cool like taking him to an open mic night and signing him up? I'd kill to see him do his Wyoming jokes and Gothic Dangerfield routine in front of a crowd.

"What's the deal with decorative towels? Have you seen this? Have you seen this?"

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Has anyone deciphered his horse key maker joke? For the life of me I can't figure out what he is trying to say or what the joke is. "Have you heard about the horse who became a key maker? He called his business Horse Locks and Keys."
 
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Agamemnon Busmalis said:
You think that's Wendy's you're smelling?
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You know, I know this double down doesn’t exist. I know that when I put it in my mouth, the trolez is telling my brain that it is juicy and delicious. After nine years (dry spell), you know what I realize? Ignorance is bliss toobz


Do not try to order the double down — that's impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth: there is no double down."
 
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Girth Master said:
I'm a little behind in the lore, I know that Josh and Jessica broke up and Josh is in his trailer, but I'm watching a video from Boglim Chronicles where Jessica is back with Josh? Is this an old video or are they back together and is she visiting?
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A discord user named Oinkers or Chris bought NAL a ticket because he wanted content. NAL showed up and stayed in a hotel for 3 days in Casper, letting Jawshy know her swamp ass was in town. Josh took her in because he said if he didn't, it would be his viewers paying for the hotel. They fucked a bunch but mostly drank and argued a lot intially starting with NAL asking too many questions about Tombstone to her gaslighting him at 3am saying things like 'I need someone on my phone in case Josh tries to shoot me,' streaming the entire thing, culminating with Cobes putting a shotgun under his chin and the police being called for a wellness check. NAL is potentially home, definitely not at Josh's trailer and Josh is already back to reviewing low cost drinks to solicit money for alcohol. All of these videos you're seeing have taken place since around the 3rd of Sept to the last few days, I believe.
 
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Girth Master said:
I'm a little behind in the lore, I know that Josh and Jessica broke up and Josh is in his trailer, but I'm watching a video from Boglim Chronicles where Jessica is back with Josh? Is this an old video or are they back together and is she visiting?
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They were broken up,.but a trole.paid for a ticket for her to visit. Josh has no spine Irl, and he couldn't make her leave, so they were together.
 
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Hennimore said:
I want Josh to do an open mic night with his jokes so fucking bad. Why don't the glass tappers do anything cool like taking him to an open mic night and signing him up? I'd kill to see him do his Wyoming jokes and Gothic Dangerfield routine in front of a crowd.

"What's the deal with decorative towels? Have you seen this? Have you seen this?"

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Has anyone deciphered his horse key maker joke? For the life of me I can't figure out what he is trying to say or what the joke is. "Have you heard about the horse who became a key maker? He called his business Horse Locks and Keys."
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Horse sounds like house
 
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Hennimore said:
Has anyone deciphered his horse key maker joke? For the life of me I can't figure out what he is trying to say or what the joke is. "Have you heard about the horse who became a key maker? He called his business Horse Locks and Keys."
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He thinks "horse locks" is a bad word
 
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