Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Hambo posted. She claims to have only gained 17 pounds. She had cellulitis again made her sick. She claims that she's looking for other ways to lose weight and Emily is supporting her(bullcrap lol). In other words Hambo got in the internet today just to lie lol are we surprised. She looks massive this is a 50+ lb gain which is remarkable at her weight cause she has to be devouring everything she sees I'm even worried for the pets. Also Emily being supportive? Hell nah, she's been called out so many times for lying and still thinks we have room temp iq like hers doesn't she.Anyway another very boring nontent vlog as always cheers

Ever notice (like the last video with her meth addled meat sack of a mother) (GOSH! I lewk soooo hec--teeeek!) that Fat Albert gets REALLY fucking manic, animated, and sophomoric, anytime she thinks she can parlay appearance of a side character as a "friend" or "lover/potential lover"?

Because it was beyond insufferable in that video. And that behavior should be sounding claxons and tripping red flags for anyone near her. This is a BEE PEE DEE dumpster fire uninterested in getting better and is only wanting to show off like an obnoxious, unfunny seventh grader clowining in class right before the teacher sends her to ISS for the nth time.
I'm going to go with "poorly received vintage Martin Short character."

Dollar Tree Jimmy Durante acting like a Red Skelton bum.
How is feeding a fetish again? Is a ferish supposed to be sexually stimulating? Where's the stimulation in making Hambone even more rotund?

By making the bloated tick slowly lose independence until they're bed/floor bound. Hell, some feeders even then get abusive and smack them around with WHYAREYOUFUCKINGMOVINGYOUREBURNINGCALORIESFUUUUCK! If they so much as twist around to flip the light switch or answer their phone.

MANY, MANY feeders are NOT SEXUAL with the bloated tick. There is NOTHING SEXUAL about a bloated tick. The feeders, more often than not, have a partner, partners, spouse/spouses,whatever that they are ACTUALLEHHH fucking.

See: Tam Tam's feeder black boyfriend from however many years ago.

And (here's the fetish): The money shot is DEATH. That's the fetish. Ruination of the body. Ruination of dignity. Humiliation rituals. Ruination of restraint.

And ruination of life itself.

Don't try to figure it out. You are not wired that way, so you never will. And that is a GOOD thing.
The thing is even for bariatric patients you legit have to try to get cellulitis,
By not saying HI! to some guy named GENE with the help of Mr. Scalding Hot Water and Mr. Soap.
 
Amber scolds her audience for thinking that if she's wearing her hair in a poop bun it means depression.

Hamber forgets only retards think it means depression, in reality it just means she's now comfortable with displaying her laziness. She is never more comfortable and happy than when she can stop putting ''effort'' into her appearance.

The depression excuse she's used in the past is just another instance of her mimicking shit.
She knows her feeder will give attention no matter what she looks like. Well, as long as she remains gargantuan.
 
It’s the filthy black leggings that she uses, instead of actually having a nurse come and change bandages. Remember, when she was with Dusty and Dusty told us her legs leaked through those leggings. 🤮 now imagine her wearing them for a week (probably to sleep in too) those trunk legs with lipedema and cellulitis, jeez, how has she not yet gone septic? She’s another bloody cockroach like Chantal. She said she gets so ill, fever, shaking the lot. How is she still alive?
 
It’s the filthy black leggings that she uses, instead of actually having a nurse come and change bandages. Remember, when she was with Dusty and Dusty told us her legs leaked through those leggings. 🤮 now imagine her wearing them for a week (probably to sleep in too) those trunk legs with lipedema and cellulitis, jeez, how has she not yet gone septic? She’s another bloody cockroach like Chantal. She said she gets so ill, fever, shaking the lot. How is she still alive?
Those leggings are probable attached to her like a 2nd skin... 🤢💀
 
Continued RE: fetish.

Some pedophiles are loud and proud about their desire to wreck something innocent and attractive. And some are loud and proud about wanting a hand in watching their creation unfold over months. years. decades. A trainwreck of epic proportions that THEY created--or helped create.

Same with feederism.

Some LARP as a high school gym teacher. There are comics/drawings/fantasies of men and women dressed like a gym teacher, clipboard in hand with a gym whistle around their neck.
And they're talking about TRAINING. And getting them numbers UP UP UP! Line goes UP!
They talk about gains and make shakes to help with those gains. Then consult their clipboards and exchange stats and photos online.

Others watch, encouraging and praising. They have a hand in ruination from afar. But they were a part of it! That's the fetish. That's the thrill.

Emily already knows what a smelly, sophomoric, cringey piece of unsympathetic shit Fat Albert is. And her goal is ruination. Yeah, Hambutt's body is already ruined...but why not ruin it even more? Why not turn her into something from a Cthulu Mythos tale? Why not kill her while her audience, and fellow (more cowardly) perverts watch and consult their clipboards while jacking off or flicking their bean to the notion that they watched and even HELPED Emily help Hambutt realize her true Eldritch potential?

Check out Chance Carmichael and the darker depths of Tumblr feederism. Fat Albert is a pig. August may be gone, but the 4H is still an organization and the county fair will still be next year. Emily might have a chance at a sun eclipsing rosette with a fat check from Woodman's or whatever nursing home buys Hambutt remains from her when the show's over.
 
The Feeder should drag a bleating Hambert out back and power wash it. Good lawds, it’s decomposing before it’s actually, technically dead.

It’s one thing to want the Eatbeast fatter and fatter, but it’s another thing entirely to let chunks fall off where Twonks might chew on it.
 
PL: this skinny idiot got a bout of cellulitis this spring from a cat bite that went too deep for washing to properly reach.

Long story short: it is not to be fucked around with… ever.

I don’t get how she can be so cavalier about it.

We know she wears those leggings until they rot off.
 
I truly believe next time Ambie shows her fat round face she will have either moved or moved the walking Simpson character feeder in with her.
I'm expecting her to go back with Tommy at the end of this visit. It's what she does. A big 600 pound parasite.

I am loving this feeder arc, losers on youtube are panicking over what's about to happen, and I'm here overjoyed to see something finally happen in the Amberverse. She's been boring as shit lately, I'm looking forward to seeing her kill herself just to be claimed.
 
I'm gonna be honest with you guys.

I'd never even heard of cellulitis before I started reading this website. Thought it was a typo of cellulite for a long time.

Is it really that common??
It’s much more common in dirty deathfats with lymphadena and lipodema! Risking sepsis for f’ing pizza. Mind boggling. But, let the show commence…. Until it doesn’t 🍿🍻
 
I'm gonna be honest with you guys.

I'd never even heard of cellulitis before I started reading this website. Thought it was a typo of cellulite for a long time.

Is it really that common??
I have known exactly one person in my life who has ever had cellulitis (and even that was just the once), otherwise I'd have probably have never heard of it either. Cellulitis for Pookie is like getting the odd cold to normies.
 
I've heard of high school athletes getting serious cellulitis from lockerrooms, in combination with minor skin abraisions that let bacteria enter their bodies, so it can and does happen to healthy people.

But it's not that common unless the person is seriously immunocompromised and/or a filthy deathfat with Beetus. Keep in mind cellulitis would have killed or maimed most victims before the invention of antibiotics.

Dr Now is always checking the skin on the legs of his bedbound patients because cellulitis is such a danger to them. It's why they often do the Sad Fatty Voiceover(TM) speech about how they must carefully wash and dry their fat folds. The James K Ow-Mah-Lahgs types are always getting cellulitis just like ALR, and for the same filthy reasons.
 
I'm expecting her to go back with Tommy at the end of this visit. It's what she does. A big 600 pound parasite.

I am loving this feeder arc, losers on youtube are panicking over what's about to happen, and I'm here overjoyed to see something finally happen in the Amberverse. She's been boring as shit lately, I'm looking forward to seeing her kill herself just to be claimed.
Amber moved in OKC in early October last year (around the 9th I think). So, if Amber signed a lease agreement last October, she will need to either renew it in 3 weeks or, more likely, move to Wisconsin with Emily. Emily has actually a life and I can't see her moving to OKC and losing her friends and job. Therefore, we should expect a moving arc in a couple of weeks, but as before, we will see none of it.

How will be her life in Wisconsin with Emily?

I do not expect Emily to be with Amber all day and night. Emily has an outside job and probably friends that she goes out with. I suspect that Amber will be alone for hours, which will drive her crazy, being so possessive.

Even if Amber says that she will try to lose weight, it is not going to happen. Amber does not need a feeder to gain weight; she has done a good job by herself. She will be bored and if she does not help pay for housing and utilities, she will est all her YT income.

After a couple of months, Amber's mean spirit will show up, and the fun will start. All I want to know is how long before Emily kicks Amber to the kerb. It is bound to happen.
 
Amber moved in OKC in early October last year (around the 9th I think).So, if Amber signed a lease agreement last October, she will need to either renew it in 3 weeks
Ambo is not on a leash she can leave whenever she likes. Like previously said the feeder would never move her in. Ambo is just a fetish im pretty sure she has (ugly) fuck buddies back in Wisconsin she visits hambo just to satisfy her disturbing fetish
 
I'm gonna be honest with you guys.

I'd never even heard of cellulitis before I started reading this website. Thought it was a typo of cellulite for a long time.

Is it really that common??
Same, I had no idea cellulitis was a thing before watching Amber, but to be fair, I have never met anyone her size. I think the fattest person I know was my aunt, she was probably 305lbs (140 kg), she had WLS and never gained the weight back.

Amber moved in OKC in early October last year (around the 9th I think). So, if Amber signed a lease agreement last October, she will need to either renew it in 3 weeks or, more likely, move to Wisconsin with Emily. Emily has actually a life and I can't see her moving to OKC and losing her friends and job. Therefore, we should expect a moving arc in a couple of weeks, but as before, we will see none of it.

How will be her life in Wisconsin with Emily?

I do not expect Emily to be with Amber all day and night. Emily has an outside job and probably friends that she goes out with. I suspect that Amber will be alone for hours, which will drive her crazy, being so possessive.

Even if Amber says that she will try to lose weight, it is not going to happen. Amber does not need a feeder to gain weight; she has done a good job by herself. She will be bored and if she does not help pay for housing and utilities, she will est all her YT income.

After a couple of months, Amber's mean spirit will show up, and the fun will start. All I want to know is how long before Emily kicks Amber to the kerb. It is bound to happen.

Slommy has a child, and even though her ex has custody I don't see her leaving Wisconsin for Amber. Amber is just a fatso with zero standards and Slommy knows that, she's easy and will be with anyone that gives her attention.

As per her weight, we've been here before, nothing will ever work because she doesn't want to. She failed Ozempic twice, this is ridiculous, she should give up and embrace her life once and for all and hope she lives another 10 years.
 
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