Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[LaughJoke2.0]

Can't quote the post Procrastinhater but sadly this is the best a Pooner can hope to look like when they try to act like a man.

A Sissy Fag.

 

[FATTESTCUNT 2.0]

Anyway, I found a picture of her and I have no idea what she's talking about, I've never seen a more striking example of masculinity. Could have stepped right off the cover of a first-person shooter from the 2000s.

lol, how confused is she? She wants to go out dressed as a "lolita"; a look that would embarrass literally any normal person she was with, never mind their sex, but she also wants to be more masculine. Bizarre.

In her most recent Reddit thread, someone gives her advice on how men talk to each other, but it is just never going to work. The person giving her advice is a 17 year old woman with autism, FFS. You just can't fundamentally change who you are like that and people will spot it's an act instantly and think you're a fucking nutter.

 

[Chandelier]

The best, though:

Best reply:

Skirt go spinny spinny, but toilet don't go scrubby scrubby.

Runner up:

Guys, he's a COLLEGE STUDENT. He doesn't have time to clean!

What he does have time for is sexy selfies, with legs and feet that could put a giraffe to shame.

 

[Quesursundeepimpact48]

All the they/them males I’ve known irl definitely seemed to be doing it for their girlfriends. Same with the men who dated enby girls (when nb is not present they referred to her as “my girlfriend” etc).

Wonder if there have been dramatic crying Reddit posts about “mutual friend reported that my boyfriend genders me when I’m not around”. Almost certainly there has been.

I have noticed this as well, although I have only asked a few people who I'm friends with or closer with, don't want some person I talked to once before canceling me, already went through that once. I just don't have the energy to confront hons or pooners, easier to avoid them. The whole concept of gender identity is fucking retarded tbh.

"the argument recently was that gender is only a social construct, while sex is a biological reality. Now, activists claim that gender identity is destiny, while biological sex is the social construct."

Source

Transgender Ideology Is Riddled With Contradictions. Here Are the Big Ones.

People say that we live in a postmodern age that has rejected metaphysics. That’s not quite true.

www.heritage.org

 

[120 Precursor Orbs]

You just can't fundamentally change who you are like that and people will spot it's an act instantly and think you're a fucking nutter.

Limited theory of mind is these autists' greatest weakness. TIMs seem more capable of recognizing that others are not, in fact, viewing them as women, and that they have to enforce compliance through social sanction/law. This is probably just by necessity, since they can't blend in passing as well as pooners can.

Sure, the charade only lasts a bit longer for pooners. Once they open their mouth, or someone takes a second glance, the jig is up. But they seem more prone to then run to reddit and ask for assurance, genuinely bewildered that their backwards baseball cap wasn't a flawless disguise. I'm doing the dood things, wearing the dood clothes, and saying the dood words!

A fundamental failure to recognize that personality is a.) more than the sum of its parts b.) extremely difficult to maintain as a facade, even if you can do so successfully for a limited period of time. It's the same error that men online make when they ask how to be more "dark triad" in order to appeal to women, because "chicks like bad boys," without realizing that a high dark triad individual is not what they think (violent ASPD career criminal as opposed to leather jacket clad Chad), and that they are not suddenly going to start convincingly behaving that way if they haven't been doing so for their entire lives.

As though a woman who is theoreticallly attracted to dark triad men can't sniff out the milquetoast doing a Tyler Durden impression, or a gay man who wants to fuck another gay man can't identify the smelly fujoshi who keeps trying to fistbump him. Your factory preset personality is basically what you're stuck with, changable only in increments, and ultimately bounded by more-or-less fixed psychosocial constraints.

 

[Psychonaut]

Troon wants YouTube Comments to be removed.
Link/Archive

 

[BTS4Lyfe]

It’s a backwards high trust/low trust world they live in. The people who know you best and care about you the most in your real 3D life are the first to be suspicious of, disbelieved and discarded. Especially when anonymous words or updoots on a screen tell you to. Alienating, crazy shit.

You reckon it could be because the people in their lives know that they are bulshitting everybody with their zero effort way of life and can actually call them out the n that shit. Meanwhile people online don't know all your fallacies. And even if they go through your post history and bring up that you are retarded that is seen as a "No no" and gets shunned by the "community".
It seems they want the words of strangers online to have more meaning because they can't cope with the fact that you have to put in effort to make your life not only better but as a starting point less shitty.

 

[Chandelier]

I love a Pooner getting mad at a friend for calling her a mom at a gender reveal for the baby that is only determined by biology.

It's funny how these troons will go on about how biology isn't fixed and sex isn't real, innate or binary but immediately fucking know what sex a fetus is. They do this with pets too; troons love saying that sterile people are a separate sex/non sexed individual (a la Katy Montgomerie), but magically fucking know what sex their sweet cat or dog is. Some guy on Tiktok actually did this and the two stinky troons had a Delete System 32 moment. The ugly one, who looked like Alok Maid Venon, said, "well cats don't really have a gender" despite them arguing sterility erases one's sex.

 

[Positron]

Lol!

Jaron "Jazz Jennings" has the excuse of having to pick a troon name when he was 5, so he named himself after Princess Jasmine from Aladdin.. What is this one's excuse?

poop fetishists. I really can't think of anything lower and more gross, even trannies themselves

And yet apparently only scat fetishists make an effort to keep their Reddit tranny-free.

 

[Stan]

@Positron more like porn Reddit is allowed to filter trannies off into containment when not-porn subs are not allowed to. Apparently it’s fine to let troons into 2XChromosomes but the porn directory must be kept safe. We would not want one of those fart fetishists jacking off to troon farts unaware, wouldn’t we.

 

[Geraldine]

She wants to go out dressed as a "lolita"; a look that would embarrass literally any normal person she was with, never mind their sex, but she also wants to be more masculine.

Emphasis added.
"Normal person"? What's that?

 

[ouowallem]

Not related to anything, but I watched Longlegs recently. It's a decent horror movie with Nic Cage playing the nutcase villain who goes around killing little girls and their families.

This is what Nic Cage looks like in the movie:


Guess it hits a little too close to home for some people.

 

[Vampirella]

Not related to anything, but I watched Longlegs recently. It's a decent horror movie with Nic Cage playing the nutcase villain who goes around killing little girls and their families.

This is what Nic Cage looks like in the movie:
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Guess it hits a little too close to home for some people.
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[Procrastinhater]

Not related to anything, but I watched Longlegs recently. It's a decent horror movie with Nic Cage playing the nutcase villain who goes around killing little girls and their families.

This is what Nic Cage looks like in the movie:
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Guess it hits a little too close to home for some people.
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Fucking lol I love how Troons see these horrific horror film characters and immediately jump to feeling offended because "obviously this is meant to be me"
They fucking know what they are and how everyone sees them, as much as they try to deny it even to themselves.

 

[Goddamn Hippies]

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The projection is off the charts. Yes, you weird fuck. A demonic weirdo that looks bizarre, and is evil is a subtle jab at you, specifically.

How do they even stand themselves?

Edit: haha, @Procrastinhater and I had nearly the exact reaction.

 

[Laplace's Victim]

At least 5'4" isn't stupid short for a woman, 5'0"-5'4" men are always gonna get clowned on unless they have Tom Cruise level confidence and even he gets joked about.

Right It's his confidence and not the model tier looks....

 

[Procrastinhater]

Right It's his confidence and not the model tier looks....

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Lol well yeah, he has both, thats the thing though, even a guy as good looking as Tom Cruise has people laughing and making jokes about his height, and I think he's taller than 5'4", like 5'7" or something, so still short, but not midget tier like Pooners, its confidence that lets him not be affected by it though, shit if I looked like Tom I wouldn't really care if I was 5'4" either.
Pooner don't have good looks or confidence, but nobody really makes fun of women for being short, by trying to LARP as men they're just stacking the decks even higher against them.

 

[Laplace's Victim]

Lol well yeah, he has both, thats the thing though, even a guy as good looking as Tom Cruise has people laughing and making jokes about his height, and I think he's taller than 5'4", like 5'7" or something, so still short, but not midget tier like Pooners, its confidence that lets him not be affected by it though, shit if I looked like Tom I wouldn't really care if I was 5'4" either.

That's the thing though even with his looks, wealth, and fame, none of it was enough. He’s still trapped by the brutal reality of height.
No matter how high you climb, you can't outrun the heightpill.

 

[Got Milk!]

Scat Warning: Some links are NSFW
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In case you weren't disgusted enough​

Meet Miss Mister Taylor Tutti (A), also know as sissyshitliquor. He has been having a hard time of it lately. You see, he has a scat fetish, but his estrogen has been decreasing his coprophilic desires, and that just doesn't sit right with him.
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Even though his desires have been decreased, they obviously haven't been removed, but when he went on Reddit to share photos of his escapades, the scat fetish subreddits were transphobic to him and even banned him! Who know scat fetishists had such high standards.
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I would think that rule 1 of having these weird kinds of attractions would be to be able to reside alone.

Want to roll around in a pile of shit on a tarp on the living room floor? Cool, do it at your own place.

"Hey, can you guys clear our for a bit? I haven't shoved my face, or dick, in piss covered shit in a while and I need my space" is a weird request to make of someone else.

 

[Procrastinhater]

That's the thing though even with his looks, wealth, and fame, none of it was enough. He’s still trapped by the brutal reality of height.
No matter how high you climb, you can't outrun the heightpill.

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Its always funny seeing him next to other people.
Those shoes he has on have about an inch in the heel, and he could have lifts in them too, but he's still being height mogged by the woman he's talking to and if he stood next to the guy he'd probably only come up to his nose.