Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[anliteralidiot]

Uh, zero. As our resident expert in everything, what colour socks should I wear today?

What's this about you having a thread here?

glad you asked

 

[squirrely dan]

The wiki is coming in nicely, toobs and I'm surprised how much stuff from the old Cobrapedia survived. The FAQs on there were on point back in 2021 and it's nice to see them modernized.
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It is kind of sad that one has to point out that interacting with/trolling a lolcow will lead to what we Germans call the Kotmidas-Effekt: instead of gold these people (the cows) turn everything they touch into poopoo. It will be your private life that's gonna be ruined just for trying to pull an epic troll on some autistic dude who eats disgusting food and is obsessed with clock towers and snakes.

Not everyone can be Clyde Cash, most "epic trolls" will end up like LoGatto and Bella Jahnke. Thats why I treat this Lolcow thing like reality TV - I much rather watch the insanity organically happen than partake in it.

I am almost caught up on Cobes lore btw. I didnt get around to watch recaps of his old videos from 2014ish but I am getting close to the Bratwurst incident.

 

[Unfriendly Eurofag]

I know "Clint is a bad Dad" is a popular meme here but I disagree.
Imho he did and does a lot more for Cobes than most other parents would. He even seeked further education to better understand Cobes state of mind and just because he is willing to accept Cobes wish of living a (mostly) independent life does not make him a bad dad.
On top of that Clint made it clear that he does not want to be part of the Cobraverse which is why there is little video evidence of him doing stuff and Cobes who wants to seem self sufficient surely won't tell the world what help he constantly receives from his dad.

He knows his son and he knows how much he can influence his life without getting blocked out for being too intrusive, which is a fine line.

Even when the filthy cunt showed up for the first time he tried to help Cobes by giving him an out "If you don't want her here I'll pay her a hotel room until her flight back".

Put simply, Cobes is a thick headed Boglim and Clint knows how much he can nudge him in any direction before he hits a wall and this is better than having no influence on him at all.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

I know "Clint is a bad Dad" is a popular meme here but I disagree.
Imho he did and does a lot more for Cobes than most other parents would. He even seeked further education to better understand Cobes state of mind and just because he is willing to accept Cobes wish of living a (mostly) independent life does not make him a bad dad.
On top of that Clint made it clear that he does not want to be part of the Cobraverse which is why there is little video evidence of him doing stuff and Cobes who wants to seem self sufficient surely won't tell the world what help he constantly receives from his dad.

He knows his son and he knows how much he can influence his life without getting blocked out for being too intrusive, which is a fine line.

Even when the filthy cunt showed up for the first time he tried to help Cobes by giving him an out "If you don't want her here I'll pay her a hotel room until her flight back".

Put simply, Cobes is a thick headed Boglim and Clint knows how much he can nudge him in any direction before he hits a wall and this is better than having no influence on him at all.

Clint's doing the best he can everyday. Literally, he's got a whole other life and family on top of wrangling wild king cobras.

The loop is broken and I am free.

 

[squirrely dan]

I know "Clint is a bad Dad" is a popular meme here but I disagree.
Imho he did and does a lot more for Cobes than most other parents would. He even seeked further education to better understand Cobes state of mind and just because he is willing to accept Cobes wish of living a (mostly) independent life does not make him a bad dad.
On top of that Clint made it clear that he does not want to be part of the Cobraverse which is why there is little video evidence of him doing stuff and Cobes who wants to seem self sufficient surely won't tell the world what help he constantly receives from his dad.

He knows his son and he knows how much he can influence his life without getting blocked out for being too intrusive, which is a fine line.

Even when the filthy cunt showed up for the first time he tried to help Cobes by giving him an out "If you don't want her here I'll pay her a hotel room until her flight back".

Put simply, Cobes is a thick headed Boglim and Clint knows how much he can nudge him in any direction before he hits a wall and this is better than having no influence on him at all.

I also empathize with Clint a lot actually. I for one think he does what he can with the limited options he has. I never really understood the "Clint is an enabler" angle because, yes, he does shift a lot of the blame on the troles for what happens to his son but on the other hand he will loose contact with Cobes once he tells him that he has to do [thing xyz that will help him] since Cobes is a thickheaded autistic reptile.

It's hard. I just think for once one of the lolcows has a parental figure that seems to be giving a shit about their offspring and it's still not enough apparently.

 

[Poonocchio]

Admitting that Limp Bizkit is, in fact, the shit is part of growing up. It is a pivotal moment in an adult man’s life and I will be proud of you when you get to that moment.

Spoiler: OT

Ignore the naysayers, fren. 3 Dollar Bill, Significant Other and Results May Vary are absolute banging albums.

 

[Buster Scruggs]

Absolutely not. How many fuckers do you know who abused Adderall?

We’ve went over this countless times, but thanks for shitting up the thread with useless nonsense you don’t understand. Fucking retarded gorilla nigger.

 

[squirrely dan]

Spoiler: OT

Ignore the naysayers, fren. 3 Dollar Bill, Significant Other and Results May Vary are absolute banging albums.

TMDWU, I also think Gold Cobra is kind of underrated.

 

[Fortyone]

Clint should be forced into a group home for having hard nips, being a theater queer, committing the original sin of banging the bog brood mother (cobra's bio mom aka clint's version of NAL) thus creating the boglim, and then letting Josh move out and drink liquor.

Actually if you think about it Josh's biological mother sounds crazy and kinda similar to NAL, maybe that's causing some weird psychological response from Josh that makes him go easier on NAL?

 

[BlastMonk]

He's done it before but last time it was a gift from "fans".

It's quite grim that his teeth look 'healthy' here compared to how they look now.

 

[a bar of tactical soap]

The Double Down wiki page should get slotted somewhere in there, too.

I think it would funny if someone were to code the wiki to randomly link to the double down script when a link is clicked.

 

[AfghanBlue]

I also empathize with Clint a lot actually. I for one think he does what he can with the limited options he has. I never really understood the "Clint is an enabler" angle because, yes, he does shift a lot of the blame on the troles for what happens to his son but on the other hand he will loose contact with Cobes once he tells him that he has to do [thing xyz that will help him] since Cobes is a thickheaded autistic reptile.

It's hard. I just think for once one of the lolcows has a parental figure that seems to be giving a shit about their offspring and it's still not enough apparently.

Basically Cobe is a very difficult type of person that is really hard for parents for deal with
Tarded but not Tarded enough.
No way close to being able to adequately make the best choices if in a sticky situation which he's more prone to, but also not properly mentally disabled enough to be easily ruled over.
Lazy and surly enough to not be able to work but energetic and intelligent enough to get himself into trouble with various other things to fill the time.

Basically he's in an impossible situation that a lot of parents find themsleves sin when their idiot offspring is just sane enough to be their own person, and not too much of a cunt where they can be written off and not cared about.

The primary thing is that he is around decent people as this massively blows the wind in his dials as to which direction he takes
And trying to socially manage your adult child's life, even before they are famous on the Internet, and down the wrong streets on the Internet, is just way too big a task.

He's in a situation noone would really be able to handle brilliantly without doing something totally illiberal and being able to dedicate their entire life, for every moment of the day, for a significant period of time, in order to better.
And even then maybe there's room enough for growth that micromanaging Cobe would perhaps be robbing him of a longer term useful struggle.
Fuck knows. It's difficult and no one can really judge too harshly

 

['Ole Dente]

The Double Down wiki page should get slotted somewhere in there, too.

I checked the wiki article for the Double Down (Yes there’s an actual official entry for a fucking KFC sandwich) and come to find out that there’s a Triple Down.

If the boy finds out, life will never be the same.

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

I checked the wiki article for the Double Down (Yes there’s an actual official entry for a fucking KFC sandwich) and come to find out that there’s a Triple Down.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

she sees he has the shotgun and instead of intervening, she's pauses at this angle secretly hoping she would get to record his suicide. i feel sick.

I don’t think I’d be in a rush to grab a loaded firearm from anyone unless it was already pointed at me. Much better to try to talk someone down first rather than wrestle, have the trigger get pulled, and a hole blown in something or someone,

 

[Poonocchio]

I don’t think I’d be in a rush to grab a loaded firearm from anyone unless it was already pointed at me. Much better to try to talk someone down first rather than wrestle, have the trigger get pulled, and a hole blown in something or someone,

Agreed but she didn't attempt to do that either, it's very clear what she was waiting for. Horrible ghoul hag.

 

['Ole Dente]

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I can’t even be mad at Josh for being grumpy about losing these sandwiches, these things look monstrous and wonderful.

 

[O Puffers Where Art Thou?]

Spoiler: OT

Ignore the naysayers, fren. 3 Dollar Bill, Significant Other and Results May Vary are absolute banging albums.

Limp Bizkit has aged much better than it had any right to, is how I would put it. Like their wrestlemania performance.

 

[bonified retard]

he won't listen because he has a made up ODD diagnosis

You keep saying this, but can you even show me ONE clip of Cobes implying that he has ODD? That "diagnosis" comes from viewers. I don't think he's ever even mentioned ODD.

 

[Mushroom King]

You keep saying this, but can you even show me ONE clip of Cobes implying that he has ODD? That "diagnosis" comes from viewers. I don't think he's ever even mentioned ODD.

Clint did in the interview he did in the studio.