Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Tell me lies, tell me big fat lies...

 

[polyester]

Patrick Opens His First Marriage to Fuck Geek Con Skanks

Damn, really? I know my pre-pest lore is a little lacking, hell, so is my lore prior to him becoming big here, but how is this the first I'm hearing about that?

Nah, it's a reference to this infamous Pat boast:

(Sure you did, Pat. Sure you did.)

Patrick has previously claimed that he has slept with 17 different women.
The real number is, in all likelyhood, two: Ade and Niki.

All of Patrick's huffing and puffing on the Internet is basically what you would get if a 12-year-old was trying really hard to sound like a tough guy - "I raped your mom!", "I get plenty of strange!", "I would spoon-feed you your teeth!" - except Patrick is doing it in his 40's.

 

[TheMeanOne]

Nah, it's a reference to this infamous Pat boast:
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(Sure you did, Pat. Sure you did.)

Patrick has previously claimed that he has slept with 17 different women.

It also still makes him seem like a pretty bad guy. He didn't welcome them because it was the right thing to do, or because he saw them as equals, or because he wanted to actually befriend them. He did it to use them for sex.

He doesn't seem to be friends with any cosplaying women from that era and we all know how his first marriage ended.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

It also still makes him seem like a pretty bad guy. He didn't welcome them because it was the right thing to do, or because he saw them as equals, or because he wanted to actually befriend them. He did it to use them for sex.

He doesn't seem to be friends with any cosplaying women from that era and we all know how his first marriage ended.

Dobson’s con stories told in famous tapestries are way more believable than Ricks, and those we KNOW are bullshit.

 

[Something Awful]

Think bigger, Rick. Teach kids how to install fences backwards, make chairs out of toxic pallets, spoon feed bullies their own teeth, master the bo staff... You have so much to give.

 

[Judge Holden]

Oh my lord is it delightful to see the pig of man straight up bukakke an unwitting normie with the full depth of his inanity

 

[Huge Fuckin Nerd]

Misleading community post, I thought it was talking about Null. (Thank god it’s Fatrick.)

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

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Think bigger, Rick. Teach kids how to install fences backwards, make chairs out of toxic pallets, spoon feed bullies their own teeth, master the bo staff... You have so much to give.

Somebody get the dimensions of the Lincoln bedroom we now have a maximum count for his friends.

 

[John_Smith]

And there it is, third tweet down. "My brother and I's". What has Rikki got against the use of the proper pronoun, my? My and my brother's, my brother's and my, or even, my brother and me, our.

I wonder what trauma Ma Raven inflicted on her little piggy when he said "my" one time too many.

I'm conflicted. On one hand I would like the judge to rule on the motion to dismiss ASAP. On the other hand, Letting Rikki and Nikki twist in the wind is PFG too.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

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And there it is, third tweet down. "My brother and I's". What has Rikki got against the use of the proper pronoun, my? My and my brother's, my brother's and my, or even, my brother and me, our.

I wonder what trauma Ma Raven inflicted on her little piggy when he said "my" one time too many.

I'm conflicted. On one hand I would like the judge to rule on the motion to dismiss ASAP. On the other hand, Letting Rikki and Nikki twist in the wind is PFG too.

He’s one of those pretentious faggots who gets off on correcting “me and my brother are going to the store”, but he doesn’t realize that sometimes a similar construction is actually correct because he, is after all, a low intelligence fat Fagot.

 

[Something Awful]

It's been discussed before in this thread, I think some have argued that "my brother and I" is treated as a single unit so using the possessive form is acceptable. It just sounds incredibly awkward though, like he's trying to use some fancy grammar he doesn't really understand. Tons of ways to rephrase it, like "the bedroom my brother and I shared".

 

[AprilRains]

"Hey, can I use your guys's phone for a sec?"

That's what Fatrick sounds like.

 

[Judge Holden]

I swah to fucking god, pig man throwing oink fits at normies is exponentially funnier than him throwing them at trolls....and i fucking love his oinkouts at trolls

 

[FinnSven]

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Think bigger, Rick. Teach kids how to install fences backwards, make chairs out of toxic pallets, spoon feed bullies their own teeth, master the bo staff... You have so much to give.

This would mean that Niki somehow became president.

I doubt the US would be functioning if that was the case.

 

[Al from Dadeville]

I can’t believe this fat faggot has multiple major life events revolving around 9/11. Something hilarious is afoot.

Gonna refer to the time he first boinked Nikki as Swine/11 because he is a fat, corpulent lard

 

[FinnSven]

Gonna refer to the time he first boinked Nikki as Swine/11 because he is a fat, corpulent lard

Perhaps this is the reason for his baffling behavior?

He bought one of those scam titles based on the notion that owning a square foot of land makes you a Laird in Scotland, and now thinks he is nobility and should be treated as such?

Although they probably saw him coming and gave him a scam title of “Grand piggy, Lard of Milwaukee”

 

[Something Awful]

I swah to fucking god, pig man throwing oink fits at normies is exponentially funnier than him throwing them at trolls....and i fucking love his oinkouts at trolls
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Continued:



"Nooooo child that's not how anything works!"
t. Man who doesn't know how anything works



lmao. Rick must be seething, his own technique brutally used against him...

 

[Tablet County]

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"Nooooo child that's not how anything works!"
t. Man who doesn't know how anything works

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lmao. Rick must be seething, his own technique brutally used against him...

I think Rick just came face to snout with the man he wishes he was.

 

[Gruntgar The Indentured]

Somebody get the dimensions of the Lincoln bedroom we now have a maximum count for his friends.

He can fit a lot more in if they're children, child.

 

[Ring of Basilius]

Pat WILL turn in his P90 Big Boy Toy when a 95 lb lady-cop asks him for it.