Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Sugriva]

I give it 12 hours until some retard pays for the video.

 

[Mushroom King]

Bog hag is trying to sell Cobra porn without his consent
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Positively amazing. I wonder how long it'll be before we see a Cobra response. What a gross woman.

Not a response, but a new video.

He's mixing a new song during which God and Satan have a debate. As he recorded this masterpiece, he picked up on EVP (ghost scanner) a ghoulish voice claiming, 'Satan LOVES Josh!' Winds it up gassing up a paypig for $50 for Fletchman's (?) drink combos and discussing various cashapp and paypal donations. He advertises his new album and new song and for some reason really breezes by a $300 donation in a sea of $5 donations.

 

[Hennimore]

I give it 12 hours until some retard pays for the video.

Someone will absolutely pay for it with the intention of embarrassing Josh with it only for Josh's response to just be him talking about double standards and then it will just be another story he loops about occasionally in the future. Josh has put out videos of him shooting his Bog juice into his own carpeted floor, I doubt he will care much about a video of him getting his wand polished. If anything Josh will likely see it as pretty bad ass considering having a sex tape leak is about the most rock and roll thing Josh has ever had happen to him.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Someone will absolutely pay for it with the intention of embarrassing Josh with it only for Josh's response to just be him talking about double standards and then it will just be another story he loops about occasionally in the future. Josh has put out videos of him shooting his Bog juice into his own carpeted floor, I doubt he will care much about a video of him getting his wand polished. If anything Josh will likely see it as pretty bad ass considering having a sex tape leak is about the most rock and roll thing Josh has ever had happen to him.

He'll want that sweet sweet porn star money though. Give my man a cut!

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

>only 4 minutes

Gross + weak

Josh has always been a comedically fast quick-shot. His first time with Stephanie was half that, and that's when he still had all of his hair follicles.

 

[Devious Dave]

Interesting times we are living in

 

[biggacracka]

He'll want that sweet sweet porn star money though. Give my man a cut!

"Your cut is that coming to visit you again JAWSHYYYYYYY"

 

[highly regarded 420]

Her Twitch is still banned and she refuses to make another streaming acct so I'm guessing she's literally going to sell his nudes to gather money to go stalk him again.

This is beyond fucked.

 

[PetiteFeet]

Part of me thinks this is just Methica being a scheming whore, hoping the paypiggies will cough up 2k for a recording of a rando she thought she could pass off as Cobra but the other part of me could fully believe that she recorded him, with or without his consent because "it's a sexy movie for the two of us to enjoy Jawshieeee".
Clint please please please help your boy get away from this BPDemon.

 

[Bifocal Lens]

Josh has always been a comedically fast quick-shot. His first time with Stephanie was half that, and that's when he still had all of his hair follicles.

I haven't seen the video obviously, but I'd wager it's just a 4 minute clip of her lazily sucking his half-limp dick, while she rambles into the phone, just like in that camwhore video she posted with that guy. I swear, even with a dick in her mouth she doesn't shut up. I'd be amazed if there was any orgasm at all. Josh claims he doesn't suffer from whiskey dick, but I doubt it, not after all the abuse he's put his body through.

 

[Rabbi Palpenstein]

Just when you thought you couldn't hate this bitch enough, the floor drops out. She's like Ralph without the entertainment value, this cunt is just vile

 

[A-Stump]

Part of me thinks this is just Methica being a scheming whore, hoping the paypiggies will cough up 2k for a recording of a rando she thought she could pass off as Cobra but the other part of meIn could fully believe that she recorded him, with or without his consent because "it's a sexy movie for the two of us to enjoy Jawshieeee".
Clint please please please help your boy get away from this BPDemon.

In his new 'mead update and rant' video he complains about her filming him without his consent. So it's not an unheard concept.

 

[PonderosaPete]

I'm sure you could find a lamprey and have a more pleasurable time than what cobes endured.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

This video got me thinking, how does Josh rationalize his love of church bells with his hatred of Christianity?
I know the answer is that he’s retarded and doesn’t, but just humor me

Boglim logic, doodt. That and it's his autistic special interest and has been since before he even identified as goth.

 

[Buddhabouya]

I give it 12 hours until some retard pays for the video.

Don't call your fellow farmer a retard

 

[Finger Pistols]

Bog hag is trying to sell Cobra porn without his consent

What a massive WHORE.
That's all I wanted to add.

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

I give it 12 hours until some retard pays for the video.

I'm already seeing the two outcomes, either she's baiting hard, or the pay pigs will haggle it down to a more manageable price, like either a trip back or some ceaser's and a fifth of vodka

 

[anliteralidiot]

Genuinely hope she just has a red bull or something. Can any Cobra detectives tell if she's even in his house in that pic? You can see a ouija board behind her, but she's also right by a window.

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

I know we've all been busy recoiling in horror, but we get another EVP video:

I'm expecting another video in another few hours once he realizes what revenge porn is and how it's MDNWU.

 

[Delamain]

Jesus wept toobz