So he mumbles some shit about Boar's Head... just buy another fucking brand?
Says to not cram too much meat into the food processor, instead of using his slicer or grinder. Proceeds to overload the food processor.
"you want to help me with this?" because he can't put the lid on. Tammy waddles into frame and does it while he says he's going to do it off camera. Could have edited this shit out. Gurgles something about spring flying across the kitchen if he were to do it.
What the hell is that soft grinding sound that starts around 2:45? At first I thought that TamHam became a vapist, but realized that Jack would've moralfagged about it already and it was going on when she was on screen too.
It's all throughout the video. Something Fatty has on his arm as you can hear it when he's tipping the salt and pepper. But you also hear it when he pats the meat sarcophagus at 4:33.
States that it says to cook it till 158, he mentions chicken needs to be cooked to 165 so he'll do that. You know, because Fatty cares about food safety, especially regarding chicken. He also doesn't understand that safe food temp charts are not just a single temp and you're done, it's a matter of temperature and time of course. Higher temps for when you're holding it at those temps for a shorter time, and you can go lower holding it at lower temperature for longer. But like usual, Fatty knows nothing about cooking.
Has to remind people to use gloves when removing something from boiling water. Thinks everyone is as dumb as he is. Can't even put it in himself with his good arm.
Keeps touching the metal tube to demonstrate it's cold from sitting overnight.
Tammy proceeds to shlorp the meat from the tube and appears disgusted by it without even seeing her face.
Dull knife can barely cut chicken.
"that's good sandwich meat right there" as he's holding a huge chunk that he failed to grind properly. It's also full of gaps and shit. His idea of a deli slice is the equivalent of a fucking burger patty.
"IZ RELY GUD, SEEZUNING GUD"
Claims he's going to do it again maybe with ham or something.
Fatty now has a pile of gray looking pressed chicken to snack on for the day between meals. It probably won't last till tomorrow.
