Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Lemondale]

Nicks gone, together with his 14 local streams and 5k gift.

 

[Anticipointment]

The only thing holding Kayla back from doing this is the idea of raising 5 kids on her own and sheer laziness.

Nick is equally lazy too though. Both of them want the children for the sake of keeping up appearances but neither of them would actually want sole custody. If they divorced, they would fight less about who should get to have the kids and more about who has to be stuck with them. Staying married means they can maintain the illusion, while jointly neglecting their children.

I'm guessing he was informed the stuff he was saying in his streams was being watched by the prosecutor and is intended to be used against him if it makes it to trial. They are also probably downloading the videos directly from his channel in case he tries another BS motion like this one.

I really doubt that Nick has learned anything now about the prosecutor. He has said more than enough to piss them off--if not to negatively impact his case.

I hope the prosecutor has heard enough to know how Nick feels about fat people, especially fat women.

 

[The Internet Dick]

Someone really scared him recently. It is the ONLY explanation for his behavior.
It is very weird behavior for Nick to actually stfu.

There is another possible explanation. After prolonged periods of alcoholic-level binge drinking and addict-level drug abuse, it can take months for the fog to clear and normal cognition to return, not necessarily or solely because alcohol and drugs have been flushed from the body but because heavy drinking and drug use cause neurological damage and brain chemistry imbalances, both of which take months and sometimes years to repair themselves. Some never heal completely, never think right again. Meth heads get it worst, I think, mainly due to the caustic and toxic nature of the shit they put into their bodies.

I think Rekieta had a moment of clarity and saw how close he's standing to the edge of the cliff. Malignant narcissists like Rekieta aren't big on self-awareness but they do have a keen sense of self-preservation.

 

[Rafael Epstein]

Wasn't it April who got the tattoo of the three wolves she fucks?

Yeah but I'm pretty sure Rekieta also got a tattoo at the convention. Did we see any pics of it, and can we cross it off the bingo card?

 

[AnOminous]

Even Kayla and Nick aren't retarded enough to give cocaine to their 8 year old.

You are a very charitable person.

He has claimed he was playing 'chess against God':

Fun fact, faggot. God wins. Mate in one. And you just played the Fool's Gambit.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Yeah but I'm pretty sure Rekieta also got a tattoo at the convention. Did we see any pics of it, and can we cross it off the bingo card?

He just finished up the terrible snake tattoo on his one arm. I didn't think it could get worse, but here we are.

 

[ChromaQuack]

He just finished up the terrible snake tattoo on his one arm. I didn't think it could get worse, but here we are.

Didn't the """artist""" finish it up by making a wonderful snake with pillow shaded scales? I swear it was so bad he would have been better off just getting the actual "no step on snek" joke flag inked.

At least this thing would have been FUNNY and WEIRD.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

He just finished up the terrible snake tattoo on his one arm. I didn't think it could get worse, but here we are.

Note that he waited a whole YEAR with the unfinished thing on his arm because he chose a CA artist and did not go to CA to have it finished, so he had to wait for the MN convention to happen again.

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

Didn't the """artist""" finish it up by making a wonderful snake with pillow shaded scales? I swear it was so bad he would have been better off just getting the actual "no step on snek" joke flag inked.
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At least this thing would have been FUNNY and WEIRD.

The tattoo artist, Jayden (@inkbyjay1), constantly posts his tattoos on Instagram as a way of advertising his services. He posts on his Instagram story almost every day. Finished works, works in progress, etc.

Nick’s tattoo is so fucking bad that he hasn’t featured it once. He’s clearly ashamed of it.

 

[Captain Manning]

I think Rekieta had a moment of clarity and saw how close he's standing to the edge of the cliff. Malignant narcissists like Rekieta aren't big on self-awareness but they do have a keen sense of self-preservation.

If he accepts a plea deal, I would be willing to at least entertain this notion.

Until then, no. No way.

Again, if he had an epiphany, it's that generating additional content now is just generating better content for his enemies, and that his enemies are a lot more credible than he is.

I do not believe he thinks he did anything wrong. Not yet, anyways.

 

[Neetness]

Yeah but I'm pretty sure Rekieta also got a tattoo at the convention. Did we see any pics of it, and can we cross it off the bingo card?

Wasn't he wearing his hot topic belt too? That's a twofer for the bingo cards.

 

[House Cat]

Do we need reminding?
EDIT:
Hi Ana! If you haven't seen this video . . . you should check this shit out!
Watch as the Balldo man gets angry and tells Sean REPEATEDLY OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN how he and his wife are monogamous.

And this was during the height of the qocaine quck qult.

ATTN: Kandiyohi County Prosecutors, specifically Kristen Pierce

Please watch and use this video in your case against Nicholas Robert Rekieta to help in your quest to establish a repeated pattern of LYING.

I think Rekieta had a moment of clarity and saw how close he's standing to the edge of the cliff. Malignant narcissists like Rekieta aren't big on self-awareness but they do have a keen sense of self-preservation.

I would imagine his "self preservation" and testimony to this video would go something like this... (a tentative future scene from "REKIETA: A Balldo Musical")

Prosecutor Pierce: "So Mr. Rekieta, we agree this is you in the video with Sean, or Potentially Criminal."
Nick (on the stand): "Yes. Well, Sean at this point hadn't opened his Jimmy John's yet, so he wasn't a franchise owner, but yes. That is me and Sean."
Prosecutor Pierce: "Okay, I don't know what Jimmy John's has to do with this, but I'll allow it I guess. So this video from an Elissa Clips . . . dated November 30th, 2023 . . . At minute 17:37 . . . you state you and your wife Kayla are monogamous to Sean. Correct?"
Nick: [ stares with rage at the prosecutor and sits for 30 seconds in silence ] "Could you define monogamous, [ under his breath ] fat nrrrggggrrrrr ferrgerrrrt?"
Prosecutor Pierce: "I'm sorry, what was that last part Mr. Rekieta? Did you mumble fat nig. . . I'm sorry, Mr. Rekieta, did you call me fat, then mumble a racial slur of a black person and then a slur of a gay person at me?"
Nick: "I'm sorry, I thought I asked you to define monogamous, or did they not teach you that at YOUR law school along with a diet or running program? Should I file a motion to get definitions from this point forward seeing this is a miscarriage of justice and a violation of my rights as a pro se attorney?"
Prosecutor Pierce: "Mr. Rekieta, I thought you had an attorney, I'm sorry but none of this makes any . . . Very well, we're just going to keep this all moving. Mr. Rekieta. Monogamous. Back to the definition."
Nick: "Yeah you fat fuck, what's the definition."
Judge: "Mr. Rekieta, language. Also, Mr. Ralph, one more "SUFFAH STEEL TOE" outburst from you, I will have you banned from my courtroom. Ms. Pierce... you may continue."
Prosecutor Pierce: "Monogamous, Mr. Rekieta. Monogamous, meaning no April in your marriage."
Nick:

WHAT IS HIS ANSWER . . .

 

[Owlbear]

If he accepts a plea deal, I would be willing to at least entertain this notion.

Until then, no. No way.

Again, if he had an epiphany, it's that generating additional content now is just generating better content for his enemies, and that his enemies are a lot more credible than he is.

I do not believe he thinks he did anything wrong. Not yet, anyways.

Give me rainbows for this, but I am sort of hopeful that this period of relative silence is an inpatient drug treatment program. I assume it's not, but I could see CPS requiring something like that if they caught him pissing hot for the drugs we know he's doing.

I doubt he would check himself in, but if mom and dad required it for trust payouts or CPS did for kids (again, likely a gateway to trust payouts), I could see him doing it.

 

[Doctor Professor Timon]

Give me rainbows for this, but I am sort of hopeful that this period of relative silence is an inpatient drug treatment program. I assume it's not, but I could see CPS requiring something like that if they caught him pissing hot for the drugs we know he's doing.

My money is him running afoul another cop in traffic, the cop recognizing him, say he's resisting, and beating his legs with a nightstick and calling for back-up so the beatings continue.

But I'd likely get more rainbows than you.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

Nick’s tattoo is so fucking bad that he hasn’t featured it once. He’s clearly ashamed of it.

Nick’s tattoo is so fucking bad that he hasn’t featured it him once. He’s clearly ashamed of it him.

FTFY

But the tattoo is bad too.

WHAT IS HIS ANSWER . . .

Asked and answered

I'd bet dollars to donuts that Nick will assert that "monogamous" narrowly means married to one person. As opposed to polygamous. I can almost hear his nasally voice. "What's funny is I only remember getting married once. To Lady Racketts. I think we're still married. I don't know. Weird."

 

[repentance]

He knows nothing about Imholte or Nick aside from what he's read online, and is just making shit up because it's a topic that gets him attention. He may end up being a future lolcow topic in his own right, but can safely be ignored on any Rackets related issues.

Examples of his high quality thoughts can be found here: https://x.com/marijuanahappy

That makes me curious about why Wil Heren clipped him.

 

[Captain Manning]

At 6:14 the Kush guy makes the claim Nick has been swinging for years(6-7 different couples before Aaron) inside the church and only when he brought in an outsider(Aaron) did the church turn on Nick.

I certainly believe the degeneracy started before April and Aaron. A popular theory is that he got into coke at Hedonism II. I think Coomalot let that slip at some point (@Balldo's Gate might remember).

There's also some evidence he was looking to do polyamorous shit before he met April and Aaron too (i.e. Faran, his Locals harem, etc).

But the church claim, in particular, seems far-fetched, IMO.

 

[Phillip Green]

That makes me curious about why Wil Heren clipped him.

Look, I actually like TV's Wil Heren, but, in terms of shit-stirring attention whoring, Wil is an adjunct professor at the University of Phoenix compared to Johnny Kush's second grader at an urban Baltimore special needs school.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Well we haven't had any reports from the police. So radio silence is indeed interesting. Has he been tweeting?

 

[Niggernerd]

What happened to all that bravado? Trouble on the home front nick?