Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Clint did a lot to get Josh into the trailer he's in now and I assume he's the main reason he got disability and previous places he lived. There's only so much Clint can do here, short of Josh living with him forever under his watch which he understandably doesn't want. He can't babysit his Boy 24/7 and ensure nobody visits him.
 
The most confusing thing about this whole mess is finding out that Cobra hates blue cheese.

Cobra, who polished off a bottle of Malort.
Cobra, the architect of the mayo filled candy calzone and the fiery fish pizza.
Cobra, spiller and devourer of Surströmming.
Cobra, who ate cat food to own the trolls....

doesn't like blue cheese.

Utterly baffling.
 
Theres some pretty funny shit happening on the NaL stream. NaL is fucked up and talking to people on Facebook, some drunk Texas bitch named Megan just doxed herself and her husband and now people are talking to the husband.
Then hurlworld/@FickleFuck called to talk shit.
Now she's back on with Megan and they're both flipping out.

Megan is a straight up lolcow type. Hoping this escalates. Megan threatened to dox the numbers and rage quit.

Also to add: this entire thing has been streamed while NaL sits on her toilet, seat up, for like 4 hours now.
 
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Theres some pretty funny shit happening on the NaL stream. NaL is fucked up and talking to people on Facebook, some drunk Texas bitch named Megan just doxed herself and her husband and now people are talking to the husband.
Then hurlworld/@FickleFuck called to talk shit.
Now she's back on with Megan and they're both flipping out.

Megan is a straight up lolcow type. Hoping this escalates.
Gotta love when a woman in her 40's starts talking about her police contacts and tracing numbers. I wonder if that kind of stuff ever actually successfully intimidates someone.
 
RED ALERT. RED ALERT. CASPER WYOMING IS OUT OF BUDWEISER.
On the flip side though the doordasher hooked our boy up with an extra 40oz of Bud Light

At 4:00 he says he spent 100 tokens on a chaturbate model. Has he ever admitted to actually spending money on there before? He was so broke earlier in the day that he had to cash out a single 5 dollar donation just to buy swisher sweets, and now he's dropping $10.99 on cam girls. His spending habits are insane, he'll never have enough money for a clock tower dream house!
 
At 4:00 he says he spent 100 tokens on a chaturbate model. Has he ever admitted to actually spending money on there before? He was so broke earlier in the day that he had to cash out a single 5 dollar donation just to buy swisher sweets, and now he's dropping $10.99 on cam girls. His spending habits are insane, he'll never have enough money for a clock tower dream house!

It's his money doodt. He sympathy bates for it, its HIS money, doodt. He can spend it on whatever he wants.

"I'm 400 in the negative, it is what it is. You don't have to donate, I'm not asking anybody to do that, but I'm also out of cigarettes and booze"

Chaturbate is his WWE Champions.

God, that’s not the face of a normal 40 year old.
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I have no idea what you are talking about.
 
he'll never have enough money for a clock tower dream house!
He's just waiting payshuntlee to win the lottery, trole... even if he does not play it

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Just musing and thinking, I wonder how many cobes there is out there in the world, maybe minus the youtube presence. How many gothic bad boy white trash who thinks they're a rockstar (and smell good) lives in your town right now?
 
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