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[Aunt Carol]

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW THIS?!?

IDK just girl things lol (archive)

 

[Chandelier]

I found this while looking for new stories to skewer in the Fanfiction horrors thread.

That's right: a story about menstruation needs a trigger warning for two canonical male characters.

Fellow doods feel seen and heard.

Ah, the accursed uterus. That dreaded female organ that reminds pooners of what they are. Just doods doing guy things!

 

[Farmer Jon]

Funnily, I read into this following a review by a German court when that professor claimed troons weren’t targeted in the holocaust. I could find an example of exactly 2 trannys sent to camps. Both were gay lol. It was wildly inconsistent, tbf.
Nazi Germany seemed to view Trannyism as less gross than being gay, much better than Jews or commies, and potentially tolerable if attached to an Aryan. Some troons were even able to keep their sex change certificates under the regime.

Exactly tho. So oppressed that you only have to change clothes to avoid being gassed. Beautiful.

b-b-but I'm gonna 41% myself if I don't wear those clothes!!! IT'S NOT A CHOICE YOU FUCKING BIGOT I HAVE TOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Arpharp8976Fire]

Stunning, brave and full of excuses
Caleb Hammer attacks troon with financial facts. Troon insists he's fine thank you. Caleb calls him buddy a few times. ETA Bonus 5 o'clock shadow and chest hair.

Caleb Hammer said a 16 year old boy was hot

 

[Muskcarpone]

POONER “BOYFRIEND” UPDATE!!!

Remember this lil’ dood?
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I believe it was posted a few weeks ago. Pooner has a sneaky suspicion her “bf” doesn’t see her as a man. (She doesn’t pass but doesn’t care tee-hee! She likes being a man in feminine clothing and dresses! Sometimes they’re even read as a “straight” couple which is icky and eww!)

Anyways, we have an update. And it’s NOT good.

Fellow Kiwis, it turns out that…

HER BOYFRIEND HAS BEEN MISGENDERING HER (GASP!) BEHIND HER BACK!!!

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Pay F for sympathy and all that! Pour out one for our lil dood who really feels like crying rn but has been bravely holding it together and doesn’t know what to do.

Edit: Also: Begrudging respect to lil’ doods fellow pooner “bf”. Pretending to play along with your crazy gf’s “uWu I’m ACKSHUALLY a man!” Nonsense, while misgendering her behind her back is unironically a very male brained, masc thing to do. 10/10 LARP!

I've had a bit of a rough week but then I read this and it made me laugh until I was red in the face. Thanks, I needed that!

Thread tax:

Found this on here xitter, so the name is blocked out. Still a huge L.


“I wasn’t particularly unhappy as a kid at this age _because I didn’t know what “transgender” was_, so I was just a tomboy.” ... And she even somehow convinced herself that this would be a w...

 

[Fapcop]

I've had a bit of a rough week but then I read this and it made me laugh until I was red in the face. Thanks, I needed that!

Thread tax:

Found this on here xitter, so the name is blocked out. Still a huge L.
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“I wasn’t particularly unhappy as a kid at this age _because I didn’t know what “transgender” was_, so I was just a tomboy.” ... And she even somehow convinced herself that this would be a w...

lol! Despite the hair and pube beard I bet she gets “misgendered” on a regular basis.

She just has that butch lesbian/Chick with PCOS face going.

Pour one out for another tomboy gone, fellow tomboy enjoyers!

Testosterone really fucks with these women, doesn’t it? She was a cute kid and you could tell she’d grow up to be an attractive woman. But testosterone combined with female fat distribution really turns them into utterly unfuckable little fat gimps.

(And glad to be of service!)

 

[BBW Hunter]

“I wasn’t particularly unhappy as a kid at this age _because I didn’t know what “transgender” was_, so I was just a tomboy.”

People being manipulated and brainwashed into these insane delusions and then mutilating their bodies over it is just sad as fuck.

Like I have no sympathy when some degenerate pervert like Gibes mutilated his penis. But some of these people are legitimately innocent and they are fucking up their bodies and lives in the most heinous and horrific ways possible. The whole trans cult really is evil.

 

[deermeat]

it's a firm "nah, stop being a retard." You'd do well to listen, lil poon.

Not to sound like a boomer but I think thats the problen with my generation, Gen Z.
None of them can handle bluntness. They can't handle non-cushioned language and matter-of-fact attitudes. Nor can they handle tough love.

When you''re a kid, you think its unfair and cruel for someone to be so straightforward, but as you get older you become grateful for their approach because it was just what you needed to hear.
This is where proper male influence shines through. Mothers will appeal to emotion, but proper fathers (male authority figures in general) end up being matter-of-fact about the situation.

I think whats most sad and pathetic is seeing all the men in my generation be so openly emasculated, acting emotionally similar to women minus the cattyness that would make them appear as a fag. Its the generation of soyboys, man. For lack of a better descriptor.

 

[Fapcop]

Pooner logic:

“If I use a product marketed to men, to deal with the monthly result of my very feminine anatomy, it makes it more manly!”



Lady, you may be able to trick yourself for a short short time, but you can’t trick your uterus. And you sure as fuck won’t trick the checkout guy/girl when a 5 foot tall lil’ pooner asks for “da man guards!” In a high pitched frog voice.


Next an L for a very confused young woman. Who… Surprise surprise, misses being a woman.


But guise! Don’t get her wrong! She’s super happy and doesn’t regret a thing!

 

[Paper Machete]

Pooner logic:

“If I use a product marketed to men, to deal with the monthly result of my very feminine anatomy, it makes it more manly!”

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Lady, you may be able to trick yourself for a short short time, but you can’t trick your uterus. And you sure as fuck won’t trick the checkout guy/girl when a 5 foot tall lil’ pooner asks for “da man guards!” In a high pitched frog voice.


Next an L for a very confused young woman. Who… Surprise surprise, misses being a woman.
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But guise! Don’t get her wrong! She’s super happy and doesn’t regret a thing!

This purposeful isolation is so sad, but in a "what the fuck did you expect, dumbass?" way. Of course, you're not going to get along with men as a man because you're not a man and even if they include you they're not going to treat you like they'd treat each other. Women and men can socialize and be friends. The vibe will be it's own thing of course, but if you happen to have interests mostly men are into there is nothing necessarily stopping you from getting into it too, just be aware that sometimes the way guys socialize can come across as blunt/rude to women and you sort of have to learn to get along with that. Even then, not all guys are into typically manly man activities, there are lots of other hobbies guys and girls do that aren't poker nights or knitting circles. FFS, it's like these people get a special sort of lobotomy that's made them forget the last 50 years of loosening gender roles and such. Now, she's also cut herself off from other women and the special sort of camaraderie you get in same sex spaces. Turn back before it's too late pooner.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

In this latest example of #thathappened, a troon claims that a pharmacist took a cue from the witch in Spirited Away and pulled a "your (dead)name belongs to me now"

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A while back my pharmacist saw my deadname on my profile and accidentially called it out, he corrected and deleted my deadname from the system so only my preferred name shows up now. There was a crowd of people behind me, so as he hands over the pills he apologized, in equal tone and volume as when he called my deadname and lied saying it's been a long day and he didn't mean to call out -his own- name. I quietly told him it was fine and he didn't need to do that for my sake.

His response: "No, it's my name now."

I went to the pharmacist yesterday, his nametag is my deadname. He informed me he's immigrating and in the process he's changed his first name to my deadname to have an English sounding name. That's why he's now able to get a reprint of his nametag to be my deadname. And repeated, with the intense seriousness of someone who is going to die on this hill: "It's mine now. Not yours. I'm taking." His tone indicated that decision is final.

Bro literally deadnamed me once, and has committed to flat out stealing my deadname. It's his now. Legally. Officially. I over heard his co-workers call him by the name.

 

[Syikeblade]

He's just being an honest loser


And more comments about gay men only doing it to hook up with "straight" men



Update: This guy's post history is something

https://www.reddit.com/r/4tran4/s/tA8VdqG65h

 

[Paper Machete]

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He's just being an honest loser


And more comments about gay men only doing it to hook up with "straight" men

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This muthafucka out here trying to talk about how he's got child birthing hips. My sides!

The only time I've seen guys with wider than normal hips was on some very unfortunate, extremely dysgenic individual. I'm talking obvious tard baby levels of bad luck. If you were ugly as a man you're going to be ugly as a "woman". It's the same for a lot of pooners. They think there is lower standards for attractiveness with men and that's just not really true. Gay incel to tranny pipeline confirmed example #1874957

 

[Otis Mallebrok]

And more comments about gay men only doing it to hook up with "straight" men

Once again proving how right Ray Blanchard was. I guess Blaire white is one of the effeminate gay boys who pretends to be a chick to get a boyfriend. It's bizarro world.

 

[weirdwound]

IDK just girl things lol (archive)
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Interesting! Lissa also could try keeping a firm hand on his stoma if he's gonna be sneezing up a storm, maybe it wouldn't have popped out.

 

[FinnSven]

Funnily, I read into this following a review by a German court when that professor claimed troons weren’t targeted in the holocaust. I could find an example of exactly 2 trannys sent to camps. Both were gay lol. It was wildly inconsistent, tbf.
Nazi Germany seemed to view Trannyism as less gross than being gay, much better than Jews or commies, and potentially tolerable if attached to an Aryan. Some troons were even able to keep their sex change certificates under the regime.

Exactly tho. So oppressed that you only have to change clothes to avoid being gassed. Beautiful.

They usually made them strip naked before gassing them, in the guise of a decontamination shower.

I wonder if any Troons made a stink about being misgendered and transphobia when the guards pushed them onto the male side after they took off their dresses?

 

[Det. Frank Washington Esq]

So close to a twofer (T)

 

[Mark Robinson BussyLiquor]

So close to getting it, they don't want reality getting in the way of their fantasies.

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This comment is funny

"It's disheartening how many people have the bio essentialist view that we aren't women, so most men will not have anything to do with us on principle. That and they just don't like dick. So yeah our dating pool is quite small compared to cis people. I'd rather be upfront about being trans and get it out of the way first thing, but that has major downsides."

Why can't regular dudes be into trannies instead of pathetic chasers?

Bro. If a dude is into trannies, by definition he is a chaser and abnormal.

In order to be normal, a necessary prerequisite is not being into trannies.

Of course if you explained this to him, he'd probably just get euphoric and say, "Oh, hehe, the estrogen just makes me such a bimbo! Of course you're right! Now, place your penis into my sloughy slag hole!!"

Kinky Trinket seems to have confused "Nicholas J. Fuentes" with "people." The only person I know of who both hates trannies and masturbates to them is Nicholas, and he's a troon himself, so ...

 

[Standardized Profile]

I don't condone harassment, but when it happens, we can still laugh at it:


I checked her post history to see exactly how well she's passing:


Well that's rude! I hope she finds some time to herself, maybe a nice relaxing vacation....


The comments on the last one are something else...

Putrid-Tie-4776
he/him | pre everything
sounds nice! i hope it doesn't cause you too much dysphoria to be placed in the women's ward.

the-fourth-planet
That's so cool.
When I was in the ward, I was too scared of the men, and there were no trans people, so I "embraced" the F on my ID and completely ignored most of my roomates unless we had to discuss something in regards to the room, lol.

MysteriousBicycle_
I’m so happy for you!
My last stay at a mental hospital, they put trans patients with their preferred gender, and I had a very scary male roommate that apparently was not told that his roommate would be trans and he became very aggressive and even called his family to have his dad call and ask for a new roommate for him. They wouldn’t do so at first and he would go on the phone every day making up lies (very loudly so I overheard) to his dad about me so that the dad would keep calling to ask them to move me. I was so distressed they finally did move me but it took a few weeks. Ugh.
I wish you all the best in your healing journey!

Pretend_Climate3384
The second time I went in, literally EVERYONE in my unit was trans or just queer, it was honestly really fun and little me didn’t understand what being trans meant so I was like why do we have boys and girls in our unit like we’re just so special

Oxy-Moron88
Last time I was in hospital there were 3 of us trans-dudes together. It was pretty awesome. Yay for you!

furrowedbr0w
they/them | 6.29.23 | 9.15.23
I also had a trans roomie in the hospital highly recommend

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r/ftm
Anxious_Success8D

Be careful​

I just got a DM here on redit from someone saying "You're mentally ill woman, you don't pass" I'm fucked up, like a lot. I only post in this subredit nowhere else, so there is propably someone here just to harass people. Don't answer, and please be safe

r/ftm•17 days ago
Anxious_Success8D

I'm confused​

Okay so I'm 20 ftm pre T and I'm finaly starting to pass. I have a blue buzz cut snake bites nostril piercing and an eyebrow piercing ( i swear it's relevant ) I wear baggy clothes, mesenger bag, the usual. I've had multiple people on public transport stare and stuf but today when I got on bus I heard someone yelling "WTF IS THAT??" And pointig at me laughing to their friends. The entire ride I could hear them laughing and calling dude and shit. I had headphones so I just ignored them. I told my mom and she said that at least they didn't misgender me and then misgendered me herself. Now I just don't know anything, should I be glad that some assholes didn't misgender me while laughing at me or should I be pissed my mom did?? Am I over-reacting??


r/ftm•6 days ago
Anxious_Success8D

I'm gonna have a trans roomie​

So I'm leaving in two weeks for a two month stay at a mental facility, they told me they will have to put me in a room with a woman because of safety reasons. I understand that and even tho it made me dysphoric I went along with it for my own safety. Today the doctor called telling me there is going to be another trans patient at the facility and they can room us together. So we are going to make our own mens ward inside of womens ward. Yay I'm so happy. I was terrified of staying with some stranger that would not understand, but now I'm filled with exitment.

 

[Fapcop]

I don't condone harassment, but when it happens, we can still laugh at it:

“Heh… They called me mentally ill woman! Isn’t that crazy guise?! Geez, people are so misinformed!”

Woman in a subreddit, where everyone apparently have personal experience with mental wards.