Laura Loomer / @looms93 - The Conservative Brianna Wu

Bobson Dug's Nuts said:
She's plastic as hell while Melania is basically as close to perfection as an actual human can get. Loomer looks like Jigsaw in a wig while Melania literally does not have a bad angle. As a (rare?) lady kiwi I know that there is so much more to life than outward appearances, but IMO Melania annihilates Laura in the categories of class, intelligence, and worldliness as well.

Trump has famously said that beautiful women are good for an hour but what do you do with them afterward? He appreciates a woman who can keep up both in intellect and (more importantly) intellectual curiosity. Maybe I'm biased and maudlin and a bit sentimental, but Melania smokes the everloving fuck out of Loomer despite being 20 years older. Forget the lethal dose of plastic surgery, Loomer loses on every other metric too.

If he's really doing this then maybe he actually is slipping. I always thought he was past getting gassed up by new, needy, and thirsty social climbers. Things were so much better under Trump; if not the best, those were certainly the most economically decent years of my adult life. I was hoping to get 4 more of them. But maybe the universe just lies in wait, ready to serve up some fuck ass regression to the mean like a vaudeville pie in the face. C'est la vie. Sad.

(Apologies for my tone, tophats to the left)
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You forgot that he has a penis and not much control of it and so all that shit about "but his wife is so intelligent" doesn't matter. He already cheated on her before, lmao.
 
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mindlessobserver said:
Trump is sadly not a good judge of character. It was his biggest failing while in power and it's biggest failing now. He should never have given these Alt-Grift weasels the time of day.
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The problem is he has literally nobody else left. Anyone with a political future stays far the fuck away from him and for good reason. The fall of Giuliani is what happens when any politician gambles on Trump.
Oxyjen said:
Definitely some dark energy loose in the world
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MAGA thots are almost worth a subforum for themselves. With very few, if any, exceptions, they are gaudy, trashy whores who like to tell it like it is! Except Israel of course. They think the louder and trashier they are, the more correct they are until they look like abominations and glom onto conspiracies that even the most retarded plan trusters won’t even touch.
Fishmalk Observer said:
quick reminder, people are dooming about some retard fanfiction from a retarded femcel headcase ( hello Jane !)

Stop it. Grt some help
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The only reason why this thread blew up is purestrain coping from Trump rumpswabbers who are going full “n-n-no not my heccin’ Trumparino!” These fags can’t help but poorly attempt to correct the record and make themselves look like bigger retards.

I mean why do Trumptards actually give a shit? This doesn’t change anything regarding election chances so why care? It really does come down to several here actually thinking that Trump is their father figure and can’t stand that their e-daddy is getting laughed at and dunked on.
Stupid Sexy Flanders said:
To be fair, I doubt Melania cares about his cheating and is probably just grateful someone else picks up the slack while she'll get the payout when he croaks.
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She doesn’t. It’s the standard gold digging marriage where she gets to be arm candy and he gets to die soon and die rich. She never gave a shit about wanting to be political which is why she was in New York while Trump was in the White House. She wants nothing to do with politics and doesn’t give a shit that her husband is getting loomered. She will never divorce him because she gets a larger payout when Trump croaks after eating one too many double quarter pounders with cheese.
 
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Habanero Delight said:
Lauren Tumor is going to be sad one day when any prospective friends have long since been driven away and she is surrounded only by Catboy Vampires. Lauren, marry a goyish man. Let him fill you with his sperm-seed. Let him plow your fecund crescent and rape your milkers with his face.
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Laura has friends?
 
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All the people sensitive about trump are fucking gay having a trump loomer tape where she sucks his 90 year nuts like i slurp ramen noodles is objectively the funniest thing out there. LOOMER COOMER TAPE NOW!

Irish Turtle said:
if loomer has a son with trump that child will either be the next chris chan or the antichrist
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The anti-chris, Shadowchu!
 
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Bobson Dug's Nuts said:
She's plastic as hell while Melania is basically as close to perfection as an actual human can get. Loomer looks like Jigsaw in a wig while Melania literally does not have a bad angle. As a (rare?) lady kiwi I know that there is so much more to life than outward appearances, but IMO Melania annihilates Laura in the categories of class, intelligence, and worldliness as well.
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Melania is a Slovenian escort who barely speaks English. She is beautiful but she is not classy and obviously not much of an intellect. Lmao if you’re unironically a woman and if you unironically think Trump wants to have intellectual conversations with women. I’d love to see what that looks like.
 
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Lidl Drip said:
You forgot that he has a penis and not much control of it and so all that shit about "but his wife is so intelligent" doesn't matter. He already cheated on her before, lmao.
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In my opinion it's the slavish devotion she's expressed towards him for years before they've even met that attracts him. If there's one thing Trump loves it's ass kissing.
 
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Fishmalk Observer said:
the only reason this thread blew up is that null featured it and the TDS tards really, REALLY want it to be true. Guess it's lonely in your designated safe spaces
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Show us where HHH touched you.
A feature involving Trump is a sure fire way to bring out the crybabies desperate to defend orange daddy.
This all Trump's doing, he invited the goblin into his circle. He cant keep his shriveled acorn in his pants. Defend that.
 
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T.E.R.F said:
Melania is a Slovenian escort who barely speaks English. She is beautiful but she is not classy and obviously not much of an intellect. Lmao if you’re unironically a woman and if you unironically think Trump wants to have intellectual conversations with women. I’d love to see what that looks like.
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For a moment - and I don’t want to give you too terrible an image - but try and imagine the bed conversation a woman would have with Trump next to them. What would they discuss? The re-plating of his gold toilet? His next hair dye appointment or transplant? Or perhaps the virtues of adult diapers? It is a horrid thought indeed. He might even up his game and try checkers.
 
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Cryin RN said:
Unfortunately she's also too classy to drag Loomer out of that plane by the hair and stomp the silicone out of her cheekbones. Sad!
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Or she literally doesn’t care because she clearly hates the man and is doing her damnedest to stay away from him as much as possible.

Those of you romanticizing the Trump marriage as if it’s something to aspire toward needs better role models. Millions of men somehow manage to not fuck a porn star when their wife is having their son, but perhaps my standards are too high. I bet you all think Joker/Harley Quinn is top tier romance.
 
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Fishmalk Observer said:
Prove it, femcel. Show your work.
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A simple internet search is all you need. Read the thread. The work is already laid out for you. Having multiple lawsuits about his sexual behavior isnt enough? Trump reputation is all that is needed to show his lack of ability to keep his pants on. The fact that he let a shreaking, plasticized Levantine goblinoid within 10 feet of him, is ANOTHER confirmation that he has no taste in women and lacks the self awareness to know it.
 
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Drip Torch said:
A simple internet search is all you need. Read the thread. The work is already laid out for you. Having multiple lawsuits about his sexual behavior isnt enough? Trump reputation is all that is needed to show his lack of ability to keep his pants on. The fact that he let a shreaking, plasticized Levantine goblinoid within 10 feet of him, is ANOTHER confirmation that he has no taste in women and lacks the self awareness to know it.
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i asked you to prove it. do you have a video of trump sliding his dick in ? All i see here is the usual peanut gallery of mentally defectives.

come on, surely you have something more substantial to wig out about this
 
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