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Yo I am so lucky I somehow never ended up on a website like this lol, in my younger days under my real ass name and info I was involved in a 5 person pet play poly circle where 4 people were called cubs and one was called the wolf and was in charge. I was like two more wrong turns I feel from becoming a lolcow at multiple points in my life, luckily none of that exist online anymore nor does anything like that happen in my life, but I am just realizing a lot of threads I click on on this website I realize I could have fit the thread at one point lol.
 
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RainbowStarlight said:
These people are still sperging out about covid...literally comparing not getting the vaccine to KILLING PEOPLE. The entire thread is a trip.
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If you're so immunocompromised that you need 2020-tier controls for at least a few months out of the year, don't bring random sex partners into your life.

I don't get what's so hard about this, if new people in your life are inherently risky then limit your social circle to the greatest extent reasonable. If it's not Covid it's the common cold or flu or some other seasonal illness. It sucks but sometimes that's how life turns out. You know these people would get it instantly if 'poly life partner' were swapped out for 'minister' or any other conservative-coded word.

Irish Turtle said:
Have you noticed there is never a single attractive person doing a degenerate lifetstyle like this usually both parties are obese and have dyed hair.
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Or it's the other extreme and one of them (never all, guess that's another thing we can't question like how triplets are always MFF) is disturbingly skinny.
 
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Misao Hyper said:
Yo I am so lucky I somehow never ended up on a website like this lol, in my younger days under my real ass name and info I was involved in a 5 person pet play poly circle where 4 people were called cubs and one was called the wolf and was in charge. I was like two more wrong turns I feel from becoming a lolcow at multiple points in my life, luckily none of that exist online anymore nor does anything like that happen in my life, but I am just realizing a lot of threads I click on on this website I realize I could have fit the thread at one point lol.
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Bro... I think you were groomed. wtf.
 
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Misao Hyper said:
Yo I am so lucky I somehow never ended up on a website like this lol, in my younger days under my real ass name and info I was involved in a 5 person pet play poly circle where 4 people were called cubs and one was called the wolf and was in charge. I was like two more wrong turns I feel from becoming a lolcow at multiple points in my life, luckily none of that exist online anymore nor does anything like that happen in my life, but I am just realizing a lot of threads I click on on this website I realize I could have fit the thread at one point lol.
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I applaud your courage for posting this on Kiwi Farms but perhaps you should also post this in an email to your mental health professional.
 
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Irish Turtle said:
Have you noticed there is never a single attractive person doing a degenerate lifetstyle like this usually both parties are obese and have dyed hair.
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It's a question that's plagued mankind for generations. If you fuck two women at once and they're both obese, does it still count as having a threesome?
 
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Londo said:
Bro... I think you were groomed. wtf.
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I mean, it was all underage people participating, and I was the one "in charge" we were just retarded teens who luckily got over it quick. It was me and 4 girls and we were all like 15. I live in a town too liberal for it's own good lol.
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I applaud your courage for posting this on Kiwi Farms but perhaps you should also post this in an email to your mental health professional.
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I think he would just laugh with the amount of other shit he has heard. The reason I said I am happy I never became a lolcow was because I was the one pushing for it and I guess for lack of a better term running things. It lasted like a few months and then I was like y'all I ain't into this anymore and just never spoke to them again. My life long solution of just ghosting problems to get away from them. One of the girls has since transitioned into a man and is still doing poly shit so I think I might have messed her life up.
 
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Misao Hyper said:
I mean, it was all underage people participating, and I was the one "in charge" we were just retarded teens who luckily got over it quick. It was me and 4 girls and we were all like 15. I live in a town too liberal for it's own good lol.

I think he would just laugh with the amount of other shit he has heard. The reason I said I am happy I never became a lolcow was because I was the one pushing for it and I guess for lack of a better term running things. It lasted like a few months and then I was like y'all I ain't into this anymore and just never spoke to them again. My life long solution of just ghosting problems to get away from them. One of the girls has since transitioned into a man and is still doing poly shit so I think I might have messed her life up.
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I all seriousness, things must have gotten to a pretty depraved point if you think it would have gotten to the point where you would have been considered a lolcow.

I think you'd be surprised by how much we have in common. I fell down a similar poly rabbit hole in my early 20s. I was dating a girl who said she was in a poly thing, and I kind of went, "Wow. That's weird, but I'm young, whatever." Anyway, I got absorbed into this friend group of like 20 couples and when we'd all get together for a party or a BBQ or whatever, this one black guy would sit on this throne like chair in the middle of the room, while all the women basically worshipped his dick, while the men were running around doing stuff like getting food ready for everyone. They called it a pride because like lions there was one male at the center fucking a bunch of females. The black guy used to call us No-Manes. I later realized that these women were going around love bombing young, nerdy guys on online dating sites to get them involved in this shit. It's hard to say no when you are a 22-year-old virgin. But even with that skeleton in my closet, I've never seriously worried about becoming a lolcow. Your stuff must have been very extreme for you to seriously worry about that.

How did you all get into that sort of lifestyle, anyway? Was it hard to convince these girls to get into it?
 
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Misao Hyper said:
I mean, it was all underage people participating, and I was the one "in charge" we were just retarded teens who luckily got over it quick. It was me and 4 girls and we were all like 15. I live in a town too liberal for it's own good lol.

I think he would just laugh with the amount of other shit he has heard. The reason I said I am happy I never became a lolcow was because I was the one pushing for it and I guess for lack of a better term running things. It lasted like a few months and then I was like y'all I ain't into this anymore and just never spoke to them again. My life long solution of just ghosting problems to get away from them. One of the girls has since transitioned into a man and is still doing poly shit so I think I might have messed her life up.
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Stop posting. Holy fucking shit.
 
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Never Scored said:
Let's get real here, who among us has not accidently stumbled into a weird sex cult as a youth? Talking about it is part of the healing process.
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Best I got is a creep that owned the only local gym here asking me to have sex with his wife while he watched. I no longer go to the gym.
 
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Never Scored said:
Let's get real here, who among us has not accidently stumbled into a weird sex cult as a youth? Talking about it is part of the healing process.
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I truly don't think this is as universal an experience as you believe it is. And if it's common in your friend group/social circle then that speaks to who you spend your time with, not the commonality of the experience of being a dumb coomer who joins a sex cult.

The closest thing to a sex cult in my youth was the High School band and its social incest, but seriously, c'mon.
 
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Gingervitis said:
I can’t tell if you’re serious or fucking with us. Either way, :story:
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I am 100% serious. I think it would be extremely beneficial if Misao Hyper and I could swap stories and talk about our experiences. Kind of like in that movie Mars Attacks where the martians land and say "We come in peace" and the general guy and the martian ambassador do the little circle gesture in the air in a mutual moment of understanding. Sometimes it might feel like we're all from different planets, but at the end of the day, we all want love and acceptance, and unfortunately the place many people end up finding it is through weird polycues.
 
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