Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 23.8%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.5%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 81 31.0%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 30 11.5%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 84 32.2%

  • Total voters
    261
I believe it. For whatever reason people obsessed with sex can’t do something simple like communicate with their partners with what they like or are so porn brained they think they amazing at sex because they watch so much porn. Intimacy is just lost on them because they need to coom
I think he just likes to watch his spouse being fucked by other men.

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Nick needs to stream or get in a car wreck or something to save us from discussing his whisky dick.
He can't stream because he knows we are right on every single thing every kiwi has ever said. There's no correcting the record, we already have it correct and he knows it. He's completely owned by the forum, and will remain so in perpetuity.
 
He can't stream because he knows we are right on every single thing every kiwi has ever said. There's no correcting the record, we already have it correct and he knows it. He's completely owned by the forum, and will remain so in perpetuity.
I agree, we won, Nick lost.

Sing it with me.
NICKY LOST
NICKY LOST
NICKY LOST
NICKY LOST

NICKY LOST
NICKY LOST
NICKY LOST
'CAUSE HIS SHOW JUST FUCKING SUCKS

NICKY LOST
NICKY LOST
NICKY LOST

NICKY LOST
NICKY LOST
NUUUUUUUUULL IS THE WINNEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!

We'll be having a crab rave grave dancing party over Nicky's career shortly, be there.
 
Nick needs to stream or get in a car wreck or something to save us from discussing his whisky dick.
Considering his habit of drinking hours before driving his kids around for extra-curriculars, I'm hoping for a stream. But with his history, and just how buck broken he is by the farms, the auto-mobile wreck seems more realistic.
 
In case any of you missed it, a new account showed up on KF to ridicule Kurt (Uncivil Law) and bring news of a suit he filed against the US Patent Office years ago. So it looks like Nick is keeping busy even though he’s not streaming anymore — but it’s not parenting or self-improvement taking up his time, just gay ops.
 
Even in "the good ol' days" I can't think of anything funny that HE said on purpose. It was always either laughing AT him rather than "with him" or just the other person. In those days, I have unironically laughed with Drexel, as embarrassing at that is to say now, but never this guy.

Even in what was my favorite Nick stream - the "Nick/Josh Review DSP Bankruptcy Filing" stream from 2020, it was the Deer Sneeder that had the funnies, not the fake-ass internet lawyer.
He had more comedic sense back then, like off the top of my head I remember he threw out a reference to CPAP machines because his then rival T. Greg Doucette of Lawtwitter used one and it was actually amusing. He also had some good bits about his fellow alcoholic Kevin Landau, and it wasn't just Drexel who made the Jack Murphy stream (his last really good one) funny. The comedy from Nick's streams though were always his ability to react to stupid filings or articles or videos, and occasionally his guests.

His comedy has really devolved along with his health because of drugs and alcoholism. All of his worst traits like running jokes into the ground (eg "balls or no balls") or going off on lengthy tangents are magnified to the point of being agonizingly stupid. This started to become a thing as his alcoholism took hold in 2022 and hit the point of pure stupidity by 2023. That's not to say he was ever a really funny comedian, but he was capable of getting in good jabs every now and then when reading a filing or news article or reacting to someone. As often gets stated, he is a walking anti-alcohol/anti-drug PSA, "this is your brain on drugs" personified.
 
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@ TOAD handler.
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