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This photo has genuinely made me crack up when I saw it:
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It's almost as if some space alien looked up the pictures of "human males", saw a bunch of photos of businessmen and thought:
"It appears that a thin strip of fabric worn around and partially hanging off one's neck is a token that displays your belonging to the 'man' group. Therefore, if I got such token permanently branded on my body, that would display my dedication and solidify my status as a 'human male' ."
 
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Hamplanet Fitness said:
LOL. LMAO, even.

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Translation: "one time when I was being slutty at a bar, the friend I faghagged around with made a drunken joke about how I could get it. I have taken it seriously and cherished it ever since"
Not to mention "even gay guys want me!" is top insecure female speak
Kaktus Kompot said:
This photo has genuinely made me crack up when I saw it:
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It's almost as if some space alien looked up the pictures of "human males", saw a bunch of photos of businessmen and thought:
"It appears that a thin strip of fabric worn around and partially hanging off one's neck is a token that displays your belonging to the 'man' group. Therefore, if I got such token permanently branded on my body, that would display my dedication and solidify my status as a 'human male' ."
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Ugh it could have been a lovely paisley cravat or something instead of this homer Simpson clown thing
 
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P. Barnes’ THOT 2.0 said:
Fucking barf. How absolutely cringe. You KNOW she’s a Destiel shipper. I remember those unhinged bitches from my tumblr days a decade ago. They’re just as awful as those johnlock shippers from the same time
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Reading this reminded me of one of the best of Metokur's Tumblrisms videos, the one about the insane world of fandoms.




Now, back on topic: Can someone tell me if the pooner names Finn, Finneas, Finneus, Finnius (or some other permutation) have a cultural reference that this senior citizen doesn't know about? Since the kids have returned for uni, I've occasioned upon one Finn and one (I believe she spelt her name) Finneas. They are both Zoomer girls, so Phineas and Ferb would have been well before their time. Thanks in advance.
 
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GettrGriftr said:
Reading this reminded me of one of the best of Metokur's Tumblrisms videos, the one about the insane world of fandoms.




Now, back on topic: Can someone tell me if the pooner names Finn, Finneas, Finneus, Finnius (or some other permutation) have a cultural reference that this senior citizen doesn't know about? Since the kids have returned for uni, I've occasioned upon one Finn and one (I believe she spelt her name) Finneas. They are both Zoomer girls, so Phineas and Ferb would have been well before their time. Thanks in advance.
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Finn is definitely a common pooner name, I always assumed it was because of Adventure Time. Slightly later than Phineas and Ferb.
 
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PandaChai said:
Oh the places pooners you'll go find on tumblr
Here's @c3rvida3, just the manliest man who ever did man.
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And the post that drew me to her, because I've seen enough fat, hairy, tattooed pooners to know that's their default state.
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What the fuck is this writing style called, where did it come from, and how do we eradicate it?

Sidebar to that- does "sleepy" mean something different to zoomers?

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Fapcop said:
I swear, r/ftmfemininity is such a weird place. It’s like a meme that came to life.

Behold these cool lil’ doods who are secure enough in their masculinity to not be scared of a little fun and color!

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Oh what’s this?! A survey?
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Sure would be a shame if some shitlords ruined it!
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"I'm not like other girls! I'm experiencing menopause in my 20s and it's all my fault!"
 
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deermeat said:
I hope I don't sound retarded but uhhh, is it possible for a woman to cum during anal or she making that up?

Also "feh-gut" lmaoooo.
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There are some women who claim it feels good. X to doubt but I think most people who do, do for psychological reasons more so than physical. The same reason some people purport to like being choked. We all know the physical sensation is not good but some people do or learn to enjoy pain and purposefully cross their wires to go deeper into that.

I've never seen a pooner who so clearly detests other women and also for some reason men? despite wanting to be one real bad. Trannies really are all sorts of crazy.
 
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Hamplanet Fitness said:
Meet Twitter user Jerseynoahx, yet another self-diagnosed autistic OnlyFans pooner with plenty of deranged takes and a helping of homophobia.

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She's Jewish, btw.
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What an obnoxious twat.

"Call me sadistic, but giving cis men dysphoria is the ultimate gender euphoria."

It's hilarious that she thinks she causes a "cis" man dysphoria. Even if a man has a squeaky voice, is short, has slight frame and can't grow a beard - he is still a man, and she isn't. He doesn't look at her and think, "oh wow, this trans man can grow a decent beard and has a lower voice than me, it makes me feel so dysphoric, my manhood is threatened, I can't stand my body, I wish I was as big and manly as this trans man". No, what he really thinks is, "look at this pathetic girl pretending to be a man, so pitiful. I may not look like the most manly man out there, but at least I'm a real man. With a real dick."

Even if she looked like the most burley, convincing man out there - she is not, but let's imagine for a second - even if she were, the man still would have thought, "doesn't matter 'cause she is a woman. She is not a man and never will be. Best she could do is look like a dickless man. Pathetic."

What a cope, lol.
 
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P. Barnes’ THOT 2.0 said:
Fucking barf. How absolutely cringe. You KNOW she’s a Destiel shipper. I remember those unhinged bitches from my tumblr days a decade ago. They’re just as awful as those johnlock shippers from the same time.

Pooners are the worst, goddamn. How lame do you have to be to have this shirt in 2024?
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Destiel is the largest ship on Ao3; nothing else compares,not even the Marvel capeshit or Harry Potter ships. It's not as rabid as it used to be, mostly because of the pure rage over the finale, but it's still big. Sherlock is pretty much dead, "Our Flag Means Death", Sandman, and Arcane is where pooners hang out now. Our Flag Means Death actually had an actress poon out because pooners were wondering if her character was non binary (she was). First time of an actor being groomed in real time by fandom.
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Destiel makes me so mad, and not just because Dean and Cass are straight.
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Dean is, but Cass, IRC, is bisexual, because of the shit they pulled at the series finale. Before Castiel gets taken to the void or whatever, he says "I love you." Misha Collins also reblogged a fanart of Destiel with the LGBT flag behind him. In the Spanish dub, Dean responds to the "I love you" declaration with "and I, you" further cementing Destiel as the largest ship on Ao3.
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Even when I was eyebrow deep in fandom, I always thought that the rpf people were bugfuck insane.
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They are. Fiction is fiction, because the characters are not real, but these are real people. When I saw the Dream fandom my eyebrows visited the ISS. Kpop has an enormous fanbase and there are fandoms around Formula 1 drivers and hockey players fucking. It's weird as hell.
 
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Hamplanet Fitness said:
Meet Twitter user Jerseynoahx, yet another self-diagnosed autistic OnlyFans pooner with plenty of deranged takes and a helping of homophobia.
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"Making jokes that belittle men's genitalia is bad because what about meeeeee? But also it's okay when I do it because I preemptively include myself in a demographic where nobody fucking invited me in the first place."
deermeat said:
I hope I don't sound retarded but uhhh, is it possible for a woman to cum during anal or she making that up?
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It is, but not for the reasons they assume. The sphincter is rich in nerve endings regardless of sex, but for women specifically, pressure on the rectum is felt indirectly through the vagina.
And because only men have prostates, she'll never know what anal feels like as a male.

But honestly, why would you want to, when you could just have vaginal sex instead? Prostate-pounding is the closest thing that men will experience to a woman's full-body g-spot orgasm, so if you're born female you already have this advantage. Your body is literally equipped with something that a good number of gay men envy.

Pooners are even worse than fags imho, because not only do they they choose to commit sodomy, but they literally have a better, more sanitary option!

It's all so performative and roundabout. It's like they try to compete with one another to see who can defy nature through the most insane loopholes and imitations, all for the sake of a fucking social trend.
 
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Fandoms are inundated with the troon menace because most troons are terminally online shut ins with nerdy interests. They layer their perversions on top of any fandom they happen to be interested in because of this. Most any decently popular fandom will have no end to it. The lesser known IPs that attract them do so on purpose.

Honestly interesting keeping an eye on it and seeing how as the demands by the trans community change, what exactly they're interested in when it comes to fanfic/art changes. Especially in regards to pooners since they're really the main audience. It's also a really interesting window into how kinks and fetishes are created and metastasize and ruin the idea that people just "happen" to have them. It went from pooners in their fantasies being largely indistinguishable from the actual males with a few hints and nudges to make the audience aware. This was a fantasy that transition could actually do that and that was the end road one could get to. This is also different from them just projecting on to a male character because the point is that somehow, someway a successful transition is attainable, so the character had to be a pooner, just a very well passing one. Then as the social contagion continued it turned into being flat chested but keeping the original piping. I hypothesize part of this is that being labelled trans became trendy and had fewer social consequences than before so more girls are willing to get into it for the lulz and attention but had no interest hacking themselves up (at least not fully). It also coincides with more awareness of how much of a failure rot dogs are. Then now there is some stuff out there where the pooner character in question is basically "pre-everything" but still treated like a man anyway. A lot of the tags, headcanons, and etc. all reference stuff from hardcore porn or BDSM too. Also showing the continued downward spiral with how pornsick a huge amount of internet users are.

Someone smarter than me could probably do a legit sociological study on it.
 
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