Cyrax / Chance J F Wilkins / Cyraxx Nation / Cyraxx / SKXRFACE / DJ Shadowblayde - From The Hills Have Eyes, infected penis, Retarded Dwarf with RAGE. Plagiarist & Liar. Failed polymath, wigger, rapper, juggalo. Grandma abuser. 3rd generation pedophile-rapist. Stuck a stylus up his ass. Sent his dick pics to a pedo hunter. + his trolls

Pretty Boy Vamp said:
Cyraxx and Marty have scheduled a race to take place TONIGHT on F1 2022 in the Australian grand prix.
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1. Cyraxx bails out like a bitch and threatens Marty to get back his "rig."
2. Cyraxx wins the race but still doesn't get his "rig."
3. Marty actually wins the race either by sheer effort or another guy taking his place, resulting in a raxxout.
 
KissMyTaint said:
1. Cyraxx bails out like a bitch and threatens Marty to get back his "rig."
2. Cyraxx wins the race but still doesn't get his "rig."
3. Marty actually wins the race either by sheer effort or another guy taking his place, resulting in a raxxout.
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4: the goblin uses full assists to win again and refuses to re race with them off
 
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Lol scammers are now targeting Martys YT comments

(Username unrelated, just the newest comment)
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00R-Gundam said:
Something that ive been giving some thought recently is, how would chance Resume look like? Has he ever talked about it?
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Couldn’t even have one he doesn’t have a high school education dude couldn’t even bag groceries if he wanted it lmao
 
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00R-Gundam said:
Something that ive been giving some thought recently is, how would chance Resume look like? Has he ever talked about it?
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"Mr. Wilkins, on your application, we have asked for three references. The first reference provided is 'Karen.' The second reference listed is, 'CALL KAREN.' The third listed reference is, 'ED CALL KAREN.' You have provided no contact information for these references, save for what appears to be a large, blood-flecked drool stain. Additionally, under 'Experience,' you've listed, 'sCRAppIng,' 'TH STREETS,' 'SOUN DENGURNEERING,' 'VULLYING,' and 'MARRDY.' You've listed your address as--um...well...I'm not seeing a street address, per se, just a bunch of names like 'CYRAXX,' 'DJ SHADOBLAYED,' 'SYBERHEXX,' and...I'm sorry, are these Transformers? Either way, Mr. Wilkins, you are overqualified for the Twitch Moderation Council and, regretfully, I have to terminate this interv...Mr. Wilkins, please stop jumping."
 
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00R-Gundam said:
Something that ive been giving some thought recently is, how would chance Resume look like? Has he ever talked about it?
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No work history, No education.

Just copy paste his dox into a word doc, save it off as pdf and boom there's his resume.
 
I find it funny whenever Chance thinks he has any say or leverage in anything when he's the one without the rig, if there ever was one to begin with. I dunno if it's the delusions or what but he always seems to think he's in control of the situation or the one with the upper hand when it's him constantly getting fucked with and humiliated on a daily basis :story:
 
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Best case scenario for chance would be a portfolio, not a resume.
He could show up to Hobby Lobby and show them all of his doodles.
He could show gamestop all his streaming content.
He could show guitar center all his cover shows.

Pretty much the only thing he could sell himself on is being passionate about his hobbies and being retarded. That would probably get him a pity job stocking shelves or sweeping floors. Of course he'd be fucked if he had to get a background check.
 
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