Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

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Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 33 0.8%
  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 412 9.6%
  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 117 2.7%
  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 143 3.3%
  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 1,639 38.4%
  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 1,929 45.1%

  • Total voters
    4,273
HE TOOK IT DOWN:lossmanjack:
Doc seems to be reading the thread and using it in the video he's making. Why doesn't he just make an account and post directly? He'd be welcome here and I'd be interested in seeing what info he might have.

On a different note I've found and archived another video critical of Mald. This time talking about the strikes and Jason's lack of coding skills.
He used the thread for evidence and gave us credit. keep an eye on it if it gets striked.
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Vanta black eyes. The darkest most soulless eyes. Eyes like Keffals.
The HRT stare
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Also I found this by complete accident but this podcast has been interviewing Jason about his life as a hacker. I found some pretty good info here and I'll break it down
Essentially Jason outlines his main jobs and specialties as these:
"physical access control systems, breaking and entering"
At a nuclear power plant? Did this faggot forget that those are protected 24/7 by an elite heavily armed task force? I can't imagine that someone who has never walked more than a few feet back and forth to his fridge would be the greatest at doing that job.

"wifi related vulnerabilities"
Using a wifi spoofer to collect unsecured packets which could include passwords and other information. I don't know much about this but I've heard this is fairly easy to do and is why you never use unsecured public wifi.

"social engineering"
Otherwise known as asking people for their passwords through clever emails or phishing. Anyone can do this.

On another note related to government systems. They are well known for having comically bad security when it comes to computer stuff. See that time when someone on the sharty straight up logged into a power station some place in Spain with an unsecured IP. I would imagine that even Maldavius Figtree the nepo baby would still be better than nothing and is probably why he had the job.

DefCon is a lie too
Beyond that we get more information about the Defcon challenges themselves. Apparently he was sponsored by Blizzard to go to the event and did a bunch of gay cryptographic puzzles, he was with a team of 9 people so I'm assuming he leeched off of them to get his first badge.
If you think that's impressive here's what the puzzles actually look like.
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Wait a second... these are the Reddit tier challenges that Jason has been bragging about solving with a team of 9 people for his entire Youtube career? This event that is a major compenent of his hacking career that he brags about constantly? By the way he describes it you would assume it to look more professional than this and to be like the Cicada puzzles from way back when but it was my mistake for assuming this faggot was honest about anything.
You will never be a real hacker Jason, no amount of Redditor puzzles will change that.

Defcon part 2

"Pirate Software and his craziest DefCon story!"

Here the lid is blown off completely on the DefCon shit. In this video we find out that Jason's idea of "social engineering" was becoming the keymaster for one of the challenge rooms. (I don't know what this is but it sounds like it's a volunteer position type thing that is for the event itself.) Anyways he epically social engineers the entire event by telling everyone he wasn't competing and that he was just a volunteer who was running the challenge room. In reality he was still competeting with his team the entire time. He told people that if they had questions about the event itself that they could ask him and they'd help them along by giving hints for the event and helping out new teams.
He then collected the questions that he got from the new teams and sent it back to his team to give them an advantage of where people were at in the challenge. While fucking over the people who went to ask him questions.

I don't know about you guys. But if I see a volunteer who's job description is to run one of the challenge rooms for the event and be helpful to new players at a nonserious hacking LARP event I would probably assume they aren't playing the actual fucking game. Since that would be retarded and extremely unfair.
In case you still think I'm lying about this being a retarded LARP event for wannabes like Jason. This is the home page of their site.
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"PirateSoftware on FerretSoftware and why he loves ferrets"​


In this clip we find out about his ferret obsession.

Here's a glimpse into the "largest ferret rescue in the united states"
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Jason says he just hired a full time employee to feed the piss and shit demons. A full time employee for them but not for your game that's 8 years past it's release? From the way he describes these animals it's like they are the most dysgenic fucked up rats to ever evolve. They sleep 18 hours per day, they get filled up with tumors by 5 years old, their bones fall apart into dust after 4 years. Why even bother keeping these things alive? They clearly hate it since they keep killing themselves by eating paint and heat stroking themselves.

Jason was also asked why he loved ferrets so much but he neglected to mention his time as Maldavius Figtree where he dressed up in a ferret costume to suck the penis of another man. I wonder why Jason didn't include that one?
 
Was gonna say, I think he gets more of his clout being a wholesome big chungus type guy, than a videogame programmer. Damn near every short and thing I've seen of him; outside of his "I was at blizz, I'm offensive, I molested powerplants" schtick, outside of that, everything I see is people seeing him as some sort of wholesome mentor type. He has his resume short down pat, but damn near everything else is "Let me explain to you, now here's how you get motivation, now go make games." If he was born a decade or two earlier, I'd see him being one of those motivational speakers who you pay to hear talk and get you to buy his book. If he wasn't a tubby gremlin and took care of himself, he would've been a PUA in an alternate life.
From what I've seen of his fans they tend to treat him almost like an "internet dad/big bro" figure, it's a little sad honestly. Could definitely see him being the "very special guest" some backwater middle school would bring on to ramble at the students about how he managed to go from being homeless to gestating wildly at a captive audience of pre-teens.
On a different note I've found and archived another video critical of Mald. This time talking about the strikes and Jason's lack of coding skills.
He used the thread for evidence and gave us credit. keep an eye on it if it gets striked.
Jason was also asked why he loved ferrets so much but he neglected to mention his time as Maldavius Figtree where he dressed up in a ferret costume to suck the penis of another man. I wonder why Jason didn't include that one?
B-But Thor is such a wholesome bean, he'd never dress up as an animal he has easy access to, do degenerate shit and then try to hide that right? Right?
It's no surprise to me that Thor would abuse YouTube's system to silence a critic, especially when said critic is poking holes in his carefully curated "Uber Elite Hacker God" image that Figgy-Boy has been building up for so long.
 
On a different note I've found and archived another video critical of Mald. This time talking about the strikes and Jason's lack of coding skills.
He used the thread for evidence and gave us credit. keep an eye on it if it gets striked.
(archive)
I love how the gunts already found the video. Imagine needing to defend your e-daddy from a 77-subscriber channel.
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Also yea it'd be nice if the YTers came to post on the thread directly where Jason can't reach them.
 
On a different note I've found and archived another video critical of Mald. This time talking about the strikes and Jason's lack of coding skills.
He used the thread for evidence and gave us credit. keep an eye on it if it gets striked.
(archive)
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Mildly amusing to see our posts in a video.

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I love how the gunts already found the video. Imagine needing to defend your e-daddy from a 77-subscriber channel.
It's weird how hard people are gunt guarding Jason. All the gunt guards completely ignored him striking people and focused soley on shit that was either opinion or speculation. I think the next person to cover Maldavius needs to drop everything speculative and opinionated and run with the stuff that we have proven and know as fact. That way no gunt guarding can happen
 
Anyways he epically social engineers the entire event by telling everyone he wasn't competing and that he was just a volunteer who was running the challenge room. In reality he was still competeting with his team the entire time. He told people that if they had questions about the event itself that they could ask him and they'd help them along by giving hints for the event and helping out new teams.
He then collected the questions that he got from the new teams and sent it back to his team to give them an advantage of where people were at in the challenge. While fucking over the people who went to ask him questions.
That's the most tips fedora redditor thing I've ever seen.
 
I doubt it matters that much. Anyone still paypigging after he spent most of a decade making a 3 hour long Undertale clone walking simulator probably isn't going to change based on the game. Jason could probably come out and say he was never going to finish it and the whole thing's a scam and they'd still go on about how smart and nice and cool he totally is so long as he can keep roleplaying his hacker person and acting smug on stream.
They were all socially engineered by an expert hacker, it's just part of the fun.
 
I love how the gunts already found the video. Imagine needing to defend your e-daddy from a 77-subscriber channel.
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Also yea it'd be nice if the YTers came to post on the thread directly where Jason can't reach them.
The braindead levels on who wrote this. They have autocorrect on their phones and still can't use it. I refuse to believe this was typed out on a PC.
Dumb kids really are his gunts.
 
That's the most tips fedora redditor thing I've ever seen.
Not only is it a really messed up, manipulative, and and incredibly bad display of sportsmanship, he just fucking cheated then bragged about it online for years and years.

It’s like admitting you cheated at playing checkers with your grandma then bragged for a decade about how fucking smart you are for tricking her.
 
I keep laughing at how awkward everyone looks while he explains the "social engineering"
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Also does this guy have a cold or something? why is there so much slime all over him
I swear I thought he had snot coming out of his nose and landing on his chin.
The fuck's going on with this guy? Is Gordon Freeman having a stroke or Alyx giving him head?
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I love how the gunts already found the video. Imagine needing to defend your e-daddy from a 77-subscriber channel.
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Also yea it'd be nice if the YTers came to post on the thread directly where Jason can't reach them.
tbf if he only covered the false strikes and how he's lazy to finish his game, I think he would have gotten less hate, (or if he didn't mention kiwifarms in general) because the video itself mentions the whiteboards, placeholders and other opinions, however it wasn't really his opinions, he only read the comments from this thread.
 
In this video we find out that Jason's idea of "social engineering" was becoming the keymaster for one of the challenge rooms. (I don't know what this is but it sounds like it's a volunteer position type thing that is for the event itself.)
I came across this when I was reading into his DEF CON work in this post:
I have tried digging into Jason Hall's "cybersecurity" / "security research" past and I have been unable to find information that substantiates his skills as a security researcher. The only thing he appears to ever discuss is social engineering, which is hardly technical, or particularly difficult. He even himself describes it as the easiest form of hacking.

Apparently he is good friends with 1o57, the guy responsible for making the challenges. 1o57 needed a break of some kind, and PirateSoftware would then be the keymaster of the room for the duration of the break. This is how he gained his access, by being buddy buddy with an organizer. Great social engineer.

The Black Badge challenges are extremely simple but tedious (there's many, they're just annoying), and fundamentally not at all related to any post-beginner cryptography. The literal first chapter of any extreme beginner level cryptography course would basically cover everything that the challenges are about, with the disclaimer that not a single solution is at all cryptographically secure.

They're not cracking poor algorithm implementations or finding vulnerabilities, they are simply doing string substitution et cetera. It feels like the type of thing you'd give to journos/creators so they can LARP as hackers.

If you watch Theo's video on how he "beat" the "hardest" challenge, it was by creating a map out of some music notes and overlaying it on top of text. This may come as a surprise to some viewers, but "converting your secret key into a musical note map that must be overlaid on the source text" is not a recognized cryptographic standard of any kind.

I've gone ahead and timestamped the video:

I had just won DEF CON 23, and at that time, I was on my team, Council of 9. Back then, I was like, “Hey, I’m going to be the social engineer this time.” I didn’t want to just crack crypto — previously, I was the guy at the back, solving puzzles and doing the big cannon stuff.

But that year, I wanted a change. I wanted to be on comms, and I wanted to focus on social engineering because I wanted to flex in that direction.

So, I got the key to Lost's room — Lost is the Puzzle Master for DEF CON, and he trusted me with the key to keep the room open because I don’t sleep. I can go 72 hours straight through the entire event without sleep. So, as the master of the room, I had the key, which gave me a bit of an edge. I was like, “Hey, I’ve got the power in my hand. I’m a trusted individual.”

I said, "Hey, this year I’m not competing." I let everyone know: I’m not competing this year, I’m just here to keep the room open. I told them, "If you have any questions, come ask me. Lost isn’t going to be here the whole time." I became this focal point for information for the newer teams. I’d give them little hints if they were behind us, but if they were ahead of us, I’d give them some less helpful hints.

Then, I’d collect that information and send it back to my team. The whole time, no one knew I was actually competing. They didn’t find out until I was on stage accepting the award at the end. The shock and anger were enormous — like, it was rough, dude. It was bad.

The next year, people showed up with signs saying, "Don’t trust this man."
— Jason "Thor" Hall

These are some of the "cryptography challenges" Jason Hall had to solve. It's literally just a bunch of gay nerd movie references.
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I came across this when I was reading into his DEF CON work in this post:
This was very informative I knew this shit was a larp but I didn't know it was that bad. Those 3 defcon badges that Maldavius faggotry has MEAN NOTHING they are fucking worthless. He isn't a hacker. He isn't a developer. He isn't anything but a pathetic manlet who sucks the penises of other men while dressed up as a ferret. A faggot
 
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