Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

[Holden Cox]

My personal theory is that she's some turbo autist who never maintained an online presence anywhere

She probably has an extensive internet history and is terminally online - I think she just has good opsec, whether intentional or not. In public she's very wary and doesn't seem particularly into Chris, sometimes she seems outright embarrassed by him. Aside from Chris screwing up and leaking her information about her (which he seems to have been coached out of doing), there's not an obvious path to find out who/what she is irl. Online, she's almost certainly got accounts that aren't visibly connected to each other and are otherwise anon/pseudonymous.

 

[ᚠᚢᚦᚩᚱᚳ]

Lots of crazy conspiracy theories about Flutter being a tard wrangler associated with Praetor to monetize Chris while maintaining a reasonable degree of opsec. The simplest explanation is that she's a Finnish intelligence operative involved in a mission to indirectly discredit Russia by leveraging Chris's internet infamy to get him to say things like how the new My Little Pony show is "Russian propaganda," thereby turning an entire subculture of teens with opinions on niche topics like MLP against one of their prominent geopolitical enemies.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

She probably has an extensive internet history and is terminally online - I think she just has good opsec, whether intentional or not. In public she's very wary and doesn't seem particularly into Chris, sometimes she seems outright embarrassed by him. Aside from Chris screwing up and leaking her information about her (which he seems to have been coached out of doing), there's not an obvious path to find out who/what she is irl. Online, she's almost certainly got accounts that aren't visibly connected to each other and are otherwise anon/pseudonymous.

If people who saw them in public would stop being retards and get a clear face picture it would make it much easier to identify her. She's ultra short, like 4'10 or shorter, which narrows it down a lot. White, blonde women who are 4'10 or shorter are not very common and then if there was a clear face pic, she'd eventually get doxed by someone who knew who she was.

If they're in public, it's perfectly legal to photograph them. Legally you have no right to privacy when out in public and that means photography, too.

 

[King Kiwi]

It's reasonable to assume that anyone who would be genuinely attracted to someone like Chris is probably a pretty loopy motherfucker themselves. Or who knows, maybe he's somewhat more tolerable to be around now that he's permazooted on anti psych meds.

Still pretty fucking weird that nobody knows anything at all about Flutter. My personal theory is that she's some turbo autist who never maintained an online presence anywhere and happened to meet Chris at a group home or an event or something, only vaguely aware that he was big on the internet in some capacity. I don't know how likely that is, but baseless speculation is kind of all we have to go off right now.

Maybe she has a criminal record.

Who knows. All I know is Chris has never mentioned her except that one time he briefly described her and that's very concerning cuz normally he blathers about these girls like no tomorrow.

 

[demicolon]

I still think her Opsec Fu stems from working as Caden's drug dealer who gets paid extra to entertain Chris once in a while and keeping her mouth shut in the event she gets arrested.

 

[knux]

I still think her Opsec Fu stems from working as Caden's drug dealer who gets paid extra to entertain Chris once in a while and keeping her mouth shut in the event she gets arrested.

I wonder something like this too. She's Caden's mule and when she visits Chris, it's not just to wrangle him. But also to move product.

 

[demicolon]

It's equally as possible as that she's just a weirdo who's genuinely into Chris for some reason but the way she reacts when he's trying to get handsy makes me think she's more than assumed.

 

[Xev]

So here's a plot twist, how do we know Flutter is a singular person? Perhaps it's an Orphan Black situation and there are half a dozen of these cabbage patch people out there? I'd have to tip my fedora at that level of Opsec.

 

[Pedophobe]

Every time someone says this, some ween on Reddit uploads a picture of Chris with Egg within less than a day

AIN'T NO FLUTTER HERE MAN DA BISH DONE LIVE HERE

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

So here's a plot twist, how do we know Flutter is a singular person? Perhaps it's an Orphan Black situation and there are half a dozen of these cabbage patch people out there? I'd have to tip my fedora at that level of Opsec.

First, it'd be hard to get them to be this close to each other.
Second, each one of them would have to be paid. While the money from the sales could support aq few people, it wouldn't support something like this.
Third, we really DO need more shit, it's getting horrible.
Also, we hit a milestone!
We have over 2K replies in this thread!
This thread is also 32st in reply count and 47th in view count in the Chris Chan category!

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I am still of the opinion that she's in it with Caden in some capacity. Her being so paranoid about being photographed is what makes me think that.

 

[Thumb Butler]

I am still of the opinion that she's in it with Caden in some capacity. Her being so paranoid about being photographed is what makes me think that.

The people that get really involved with Chris like Isabella Janke are insane, so yes.

 

[Rapier Ape]

I still think her Opsec Fu stems from working as Caden's drug dealer who gets paid extra to entertain Chris once in a while and keeping her mouth shut in the event she gets arrested.

I wonder something like this too. She's Caden's mule and when she visits Chris, it's not just to wrangle him. But also to move product.

I had touched on this in the Caden thread. Like I had stated there he was growing mushrooms of all things.
They're simply not THAT profitable.
And moving them via commercial airlines? You're way too likely to get popped via your luggage + yourself going through Xray scanners.
Then you'll have TSA + a Fed digging up your butt hole in a side room.
And also having a giant blabbermouthed tard like CWC in the mix?

I could break this down into drug math and how that's the most implausible plan that there is.
But the Tldr is that shrooms are practically the least profitable thing that you can get involved with.
It's such a niche thing and a novelty drug at that.
You simply don't have people coming over and picking up a quarter a week.
It ain't like it is in GTA.

 

[demicolon]

Does Caden have any job? I doubt anyone would want to hire a guy with a drug conviction especially in this economy and also that there are people out there buying Chris Chan paraphenalia en masse.

He could have moved on from shrooms. I don't know how it is in America, but in Europe you can buy research chemicals from China to the Netherlands where they are legal, and sell them for insane markup to the other EU countries as customs controls are lax. It's pure profit if you don't fear the law.

Chris is so dumb I'd be suprised he knows anything.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Does Caden have any job? I doubt anyone would want to hire a guy with a drug conviction especially in this economy and also that there are people out there buying Chris Chan paraphenalia en masse.

He could have moved on from shrooms. I don't know how it is in America, but in Europe you can buy research chemicals from China to the Netherlands where they are legal, and sell them for insane markup to the other EU countries as customs controls are lax. It's pure profit if you don't fear the law.

Chris is so dumb I'd be suprised he knows anything.

I wish we learned anything new on Caden. However, I didn't manage to do so. It seems as if he still has Northwest Biohazard and Wintermute General under him, but without doing a throrought e mail hack like in the good ol' days, I do not expect to have any more than that without a major revelation, and I don't think Kiwi Farms would appreciate direct action against him.

 

[King Kiwi]

I am still of the opinion that she's in it with Caden in some capacity.

I am still of the opinion there's a slight chance that it's Caden with a wig on.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

the only issue i have with the flutter working for caden theory is that the logic behind it makes no sense to me. we know that the house chris is in is filled with cameras (or at least surrounded by them) and caden has at least one other person keeping an eye on chris.

so why is flutter needed? is she there as some form of living real doll for chris so he can resist the urge to go back home and get another taste of the barbussy?

or does caden think chris might try and lie to him like he lied to null so flutter is there to make sure chris remains truthful? it just seems like way too much effort for not much profit.

thats why i think flutter is just an autist who has most likely followed chris online for ages. so she knows how to stay hidden.

 

[D is for Stupid]

the only issue i have with the flutter working for caden theory is that the logic behind it makes no sense to me. we know that the house chris is in is filled with cameras (or at least surrounded by them) and caden has at least one other person keeping an eye on chris.

so why is flutter needed? is she there as some form of living real doll for chris so he can resist the urge to go back home and get another taste of the barbussy?

or does caden think chris might try and lie to him like he lied to null so flutter is there to make sure chris remains truthful? it just seems like way too much effort for not much profit.

thats why i think flutter is just an autist who has most likely followed chris online for ages. so she knows how to stay hidden.

Caden pays her for close quarter tard wrangling. Whenever she's there the Etsy store has more items and he makes more videos.

Chris is historically lazy. So send and pay a boyfriend free girl to give the friend that has a vagina please don't touch me experience and to make sure shit is done. If a true and honest man was there chris would argue with them till he's kicked out of the house.

Anyway, I don't think she's retarded, or as retarded. A retard can't help and announce to the world that they are with Chris but she doesn't.

Just thought of this, But if we look at the fan art on the new website, we might possibly find a piece she made.

 

[185405]

Just thought of this, But if we look at the fan art on the new website, we might possibly find a piece she made.

on the wayback machine, if there was ,it should be gone now.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

on the wayback machine, if there was ,it should be gone now.

This is actually smart, if there was one and was removed, we got 'er.