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BAIN, I'M MISSING MY TEXTURES! BAIN! BAIN! I DIDN'T DOWNLOAD SOURCE! BAIN! BAIN, I'M STUCK! WHAT DO YOU MEAN I NEED GMOD?!
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Tinnitus said:
We really need less items that only exist for a single purpose.

Shits up your inventory with how many of those single purpose items exist.
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I can think of many items I and others will never have and never will use, glowing ink sacs are something many can agree are fucking worthless by 99% of players. Oh and its been a bit since I posted a mod link so:
Kind of goofy, mugging villagers is pleasing and if you're never coming back to one because they're everywhere and you already have villagers in your base this could be a better way to interact with them to gain some resources. The new Illager is also interesting in that it isn't just another villager killer but has unique interactions.
I've seen "tie speed to mousewheel" features and mods in other games but not in Minecraft. I'm not sure how well it works but it might be pretty interesting.
Decently known mod I know, but it's pretty neat. Looks good, can fit in a medieval fantasy Modpack and some parts of it would work well in a vanilla+ modpack. Armor selection is just helmets but they look damn good. May have mentioned it before.
Very popular but I don't see many talk about it, very convenient but I mostly posted it to point out this addon for it:
Far more useful since it covers a range of modded effects and describes them pretty well, and of course lists source blocks, items, and mobs that give them.
Spell Engine is underrated, so it's nice to see addons for it. Even better to see a hand-to-hand combat mod that isn't Epic Fight related, though it's still a spell focused mod of course. Mod dev also made several more class mods for Spell Engine so that's appreciated.
A rare new 1.7.10 mod, an even more rare mod for Flan at that. Ahh, Flan, what a wonderful time were you back in the day. It looks quite amateur but hey, nice to see regardless.
Ever wanted certain effects like HotV to be brewable? Well, here you go.

And since I'm a fat American who loves food, some food mods:
I did say I was a fat American, this is just a port for Forge. Thank God weight isn't a thing in MC or else my character would also be...actually they wouldn't be fat since the average MC character is probably doing calorie obliterating work every day.
Remember to eat a salad you fat faggots my fellow Americans. Ironically I don't see salad as an option.
I swear I see one that's a fucking egg on top of the toast. What in the blue hell?
Kill Mobs. Behead Mobs. Roundhouse kick a Mob into the concrete. Slam dunk a Mob baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Endermen. Defecate in a Mob's food. Turn Mobs INTO food. Probably would make you question your life choices in real life and would taste like either rotten meat or gunpowder to name a few flavors. But hey, Minecraft, so why not?
I'm not seeing a lot of new great food mods lately so I'll post a dev who makes compats for mods and Farmer's Delight I didn't think were needed but are appreciated.
 
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PandaChai said:
Mooblooms are adorable and so are the buttercups, they would at least add something new to the game even if small; glow sacs are useless bloat whose purpose could (should) have been given to glowdust.
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I remember thinking that mooblooms were fucking stupid because of how they presented the mobs in their shitty mob vote videos. In retrospect it was probably the best choice and the iceologer would have been fucking annoying, because (imo) fighting any hostile mobs in this game feels like a chore instead of being fun. The combat update fucked up swords for no reason, and the combat experiments have been long forgotten. Of course, none of this has effected bedrock because muh precious mobile players and those sweet sweet minecoins.
 
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bigoogabaloogas said:
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i love amplified worlds, holy shit
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I usually get meh shit, this is pretty cool. Since I play modpacks that usually have a lot of structures (I like adding village overhauls that make them bigger and better if the modpack doesn't have it already) it's not ideal. I still think the Farlands should've stayed but as a feature. Mojang and cool shit don't usually go together.
 

Might not be the thread for Minceraft animations but i still can´t believe how utterly based 2012 was.
I started a new world after idk 2-3 years of not playing it and is there any tip on unfucking the shit combat? (After not playing for years i just can´t believe how they kept the shit combat)
 
Tinnitus said:

Might not be the thread for Minceraft animations but i still can´t believe how utterly based 2012 was.
I started a new world after idk 2-3 years of not playing it and is there any tip on unfucking the shit combat? (After not playing for years i just can´t believe how they kept the shit combat)
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Never saw that animation before, but damn where has this been all my life. 2012 was where most the "based" was concentrated, it was never the same after since it's still recovering. You'll see pockets of it but it's being suppressed by the Elites and their sheep. Seems this channel is an archive and the original channel MlgHwnT is gone and I don't think Steve even does content anymore.
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unfucking the shit combat?
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I...don't really do combat, at least vanilla combat. I've done plenty of PVE (I have no friends who play MC and I'll be damned if I go on some gay ass public server) but not with vanilla combat in...who knows how long, but I assume you mean 1.8 combat. There's some mods that make it like pre-1.8, there's also just straight up combat overhauls like Better Combat (never used it but it looks like shit) and Epic Fight.
 
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I can't find any direct quotes but I hear Jack Black is very pissed at people for rejecting the Minecraft movie trailer. "It's not for you, the fans. It's for the new generation!" or something like that, again no direct quotes. I swear if I hear that one more time...
Late edit, but it seems Jason Momoa is not in a happy place either. This movie is apparently making the cast go ape shit.
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Whatever it was, it's gone now
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Someone edited together a shitpost and titled it like one of those "free movie" videos. It was awful but the effort is commendable.
 
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Tri-TachyonRepresentative said:
I can't find any direct quotes but I hear Jack Black is very pissed at people for rejecting the Minecraft movie trailer. "It's not for you, the fans. It's for the new generation!" or something like that, again no direct quotes. I swear if I hear that one more time...
Late edit, but it seems Jason Momoa is not in a happy place either. This movie is apparently making the cast go ape shit
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Good for them, they fucked around and found out.

Maybe voice your concerns about the movies story, the CGI mobs and the costumes for the liveaction actors.

Ffs Scott Cawthon nailed it with making the animatronics be real to the point of the child actress hugging them.

Would any kid wanna hug the Sheep or Llama abomination?
 
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Man, I've been playing the latest version and the new music really is generic. I always liked how C418's tracks had a mystical/nostalgic feel to them and added to the experience of the game, atleast before it got diluted with generic content such as endangered animal mobs. But since Microsoft doesn't want to get him anymore since he retained rights to his own music, they seemingly only understand his music as being "relaxing" in which they hired some celeste/undertale tranny and some asian bitch to make some fake and unmemorable pianer tracks. But one thing is certain, I sure as fuck cannot remember any of the tracks as soon as they stop playing.

Fuck you Jeb.
 
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I miss Notch so much bros

I remember watching his livestreams when he worked on either Minecraft or another side project of his at the time in early 2010's

No face cam, no mic

All he did was write code or work on a texture in paint.net I think, and he used Notepad or something else to either reply to someone in the chat or to say that he's afk
 
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Pimpinator said:
I miss Notch so much bros

I remember watching his livestreams when he worked on either Minecraft or another side project of his at the time in early 2010's

No face cam, no mic

All he did was write code or work on a texture in paint.net I think, and he used Notepad or something else to either reply to someone in the chat or to say that he's afk
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Are this archived anywhere?
 
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Jack the Nigga said:
Man, I've been playing the latest version and the new music really is generic.
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Could just be me but they just aren't memorable. Could just be nostalgia but there's just no beating C418. Pigstep is dog shit, I like Chrysopoeia but it doesn't feel like a track for Minecraft, same with Rubedo (the RichaadEB cover is league better), and So Below. Sounds like he wanted to make a soundtrack for some indie exploration, probably platformer hybrid that's some pretentious allegory for failing to pay your wife's alimony. Or rather an allegory for the depression and anxiety that comes from ruining your body and health for a predatory, pedophilic ideology given that he did the soundtrack for Celeste. Then we have the CA/CL update and...yeah just listen to Otherside. What in the fuck is that? Ancestry is more ambience than anything, Stand Tall sounds like it took a wrong turn past Breath of the Wild near the beginning. Ain't got much to say about the Jap's tracks since all I remember is "piano." The Wilds Update really removes all pretense of trying to even remotely sounds like something actually from Minecraft. In a vacuum I can find them appealing, when I hear them play in game it's jarring. Anything trannies touch really does turn for the worst eh?
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I agree.
Pimpinator said:
I miss Notch so much bros

I remember watching his livestreams when he worked on either Minecraft or another side project of his at the time in early 2010's

No face cam, no mic

All he did was write code or work on a texture in paint.net I think, and he used Notepad or something else to either reply to someone in the chat or to say that he's afk
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Peak 2010 right there. There'll never be another Notch.
Unrelated to the two posts, anything positive lately?
 
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