🥝 Community Kiwi Fortress - An unofficial Kiwi Farms Team Fortress 2 server.

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.

How do I solve the eternal bullet spread question?

  • Keep bullet spread (and random fall damage) disabled

    Votes: 56 26.7%
  • Stay vanilla and have bullet spread (and random fall damage)

    Votes: 154 73.3%

  • Total voters
    210
  • Poll closed .
i really hope this doesn't fragment the playerbase
it definitely will increase the range of it as a start, especially since there's an american majority to begin with (yesterday night 70% of the server was not european).

it's healthier to be fair to all sides than to force one side to be miserable.

e: also can just make another strawpoll and confirm which majority is here.
 
also can just make another strawpoll and confirm which majority is here.
It's obviously the US who's the majority here.
This will definitely suck for the EU players, since the EU server won't have a huge player count and I won't play on the US server, since I don't like playing on pings above 120.

But, still, I would like to see the poll's result and I would keep both EU and US server up and running during friday when the announcement hits. Maybe I am wrong and it will work just fine for both eurofags and amerimutts. I don't know, we'll just have to see.
 
It's obviously the US who's the majority here.
This will definitely suck for the EU players, since the EU server won't have a huge player count and I won't play on the US server, since I don't like playing on pings above 120.

But, still, I would like to see the poll's result and I would keep both EU and US server up and running during friday when the announcement hits. Maybe I am wrong and it will work just fine for both eurofags and amerimutts. I don't know, we'll just have to see.
Eurofag here - I usually get acceptable pings (80-110) to US servers if they're on the east coast, the US server thats been set up is on the west though so it's floating at a "tolerable" 130-150 ping.
 
I wouldn't be worried about the servers being dead between Monday and Thursday. It's fair to assume basically everyone here is at the very least an employed adult. The only common interference I can think of is missing out on the Friday MATI stream, but thankfully that can be watched later on the archive and I'll be perfectly honest, I'd rather fuck around on Hightower/Badwater/Hoodoo/Badlands/Steel and relive a piece of the past. TF2 weekends on my (now defunct) favorite britbong server used to be a sacred tradition until the underage faggots left for dota2, and the rest scattered to the wind due to TF2 becoming more and more garbage.
 
I would really appreciate it if weapons had their modern stats. I noticed the loch and soda-popper are using old stats. Speaking for myself, I'm hoping for an Uncletopia where you can say nigger. If not that, then just vanilla tf2 would be fantastic.
 
I would really appreciate it if weapons had their modern stats. I noticed the loch and soda-popper are using old stats. Speaking for myself, I'm hoping for an Uncletopia where you can say nigger. If not that, then just vanilla tf2 would be fantastic.
Pre revert amby duels is the best thing ever so it's worth. You can disable some reverts with !reverts
 
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They're both empty (I was in the US one)
 
Is something fucky going on with the server?

It says 255/32 players and no one is in there.
I have also received a tip from a kind kiwi and have closed a potential loophole which would allow the server IP (not the true true one) to be obtained for a very short period.
Unfortunately, this comes with the side effect that the server looks as if it had 255 players connected, this is not the case if you right click on the server in the browser and click on "View Server Info". I believe there is nothing that I can do about this as this is a SDR bug.
I believe its related to this. All servers in my browser were 255/32 on my end which is weird.

I would really appreciate it if weapons had their modern stats. I noticed the loch and soda-popper are using old stats. Speaking for myself, I'm hoping for an Uncletopia where you can say nigger. If not that, then just vanilla tf2 would be fantastic.
One of the next alleged polls is going to be whether or not the operator should get rid of most post-2018 maps.

I know a few guys wanted cp_niggers_1488, I'd be willing to upload it to soyjak.download
 
Should we log into the server in the weekends and friday 6pm CEST time?
I know I will. That used to be nearly every weekend for me between 2009 annd 2013. It clashes with the Friday MATI, but like I said earlier, the archive exists... or someone with the right know-how could just broadcast the audio over voice chat. :story:
 
I know I will. That used to be nearly every weekend for me between 2009 annd 2013. It clashes with the Friday MATI, but like I said earlier, the archive exists... or someone with the right know-how could just broadcast the audio over voice chat. :story:
Or just play it in the background? To be fair broadcasting MATI to clueless people in casual could be fun.
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