Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

[Krokodil Overdose]

Also Daisy Ridley's pretty cute, so that'd be cool.

She weirds Mr out because she'd be a dead ringer for a guy I know if he trooned out

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

If they're just going to shit them out with no regard for quality they should do some of those perennially remade things Disney has like Parent Trap or Freaky Friday but with Star Wars

 

[Screamer_2]

When cast Daisy Ridley fit the Hollywood approach of casting a female who is attractive but not too attractive but isn't hot or sexy. A big part of that was just youth, so as she ages she is just normalise looking. They probably went for a slightly less attractive Kiera Knightly type. They're both now on a path to merge at looking the same as they age.

If they're just going to shit them out with no regard for quality they should do some of those perennially remade things Disney has like Parent Trap or Freaky Friday but with Star Wars

They should just shit out moderately budgeted things that aren't part of some large thing. I'm surprised Lucasfilm hasn't yet cottoned onto that most people don't know the Clone Wars, Ashoka or what any of that shit is.

When it came to things like Boba Fett or even the Mandalorian character. Sans the puppet. They should have just make a hardcore action film like The Raid or Dredd. It's action and entertainment. Don't need some deep lore or connection. It's just a busy day for the guy kicking ass. Doesn't need to be gorey, just needs to be fun and cool.

Get the people that did those Extraction films, just do a film that is nothing but action of Kenobi and Anakin during the clone wars. Don't give us lesbian space witches, because most of us don't identify witches with star wars at all.

 

[Drag-on Knight 91873]

When cast Daisy Ridley fit the Hollywood approach of casting a female who is attractive but not too attractive but isn't hot or sexy. A big part of that was just youth, so as she ages she is just normalise looking. They probably went for a slightly less attractive Kiera Knightly type. They're both now on a path to merge at looking the same as they age.



They should just shit out moderately budgeted things that aren't part of some large thing. I'm surprised Lucasfilm hasn't yet cottoned onto that most people don't know the Clone Wars, Ashoka or what any of that shit is.

When it came to things like Boba Fett or even the Mandalorian character. Sans the puppet. They should have just make a hardcore action film like The Raid or Dredd. It's action and entertainment. Don't need some deep lore or connection. It's just a busy day for the guy kicking ass. Doesn't need to be gorey, just needs to be fun and cool.

Get the people that did those Extraction films, just do a film that is nothing but action of Kenobi and Anakin during the clone wars. Don't give us lesbian space witches, because most of us don't identify witches with star wars at all.

Robert Rodriguez directs The Book of Boba Fett, starring Temura Morrison, produced by Jon Favreau. Everything about this sentence screams GOLD! But then reality kicks in and we get the show we got. It's not the worst of Disney Wars, but with leadership like this, I expect proper Star Wars quality.

 

[Screamer_2]

Robert Rodriguez directs The Book of Boba Fett, starring Temura Morrison, produced by Jon Favreau. Everything about this sentence screams GOLD! But then reality kicks in and we get the show we got. It's not the worst of Disney Wars, but with leadership like this, I expect proper Star Wars quality.

It does boggle the mind.

Years ago I read about how studios fuck up franchises with the Rami Spiderman films as an example. They hire Rami and he goes off and makes the film. It's a massive success and so they send him off to make another. It's an even bigger hit. So when it comes to the third film, everyone at the studio is super invested in it being a big hit, having their hands all over it making demands and putting in input. It's no longer Rami going off an making the film he wants, it's the film the studio wants. It becomes product.

I wonder if something like this happened with the TV shows. After the big hit of the Mandolorian, they just got too involved in wanting to establish a sprawling TV world of interconnecting stories and characters. With demands and restrictions.

Something was just very off with the Boba Fett series. Like why were there two Mandalorian episodes during the show? Demanding Grogu is immediately back with The Mandalorian seems like it had to be a studio demand. Scripts of S3 of Mando were really lazy and felt like Favearu just handed in a first draft.

Whatever their planned extended universe of TV shows was, it's clearly fallen apart before it ever got started.

 

[Sneedmiser]

When cast Daisy Ridley fit the Hollywood approach of casting a female who is attractive but not too attractive but isn't hot or sexy. A big part of that was just youth, so as she ages she is just normalise looking. They probably went for a slightly less attractive Kiera Knightly type.

Even back then she was a subpar looking actress who could only get work as a corpse, because you need to look distinct, but not pretty, to play a corpse. Daisy Ridley was cast for the same reason Phoebe Waller-Bridge was, she's a horse-faced young(er) English actress who Kathleen Kennedy can most easily self-insert as.

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

Building a time machine to show 2008 Jude Law where his career ends to see if he necks himself.

That's a shame, I liked him in The Young Pope.

 

[Ghostse]

That's a shame, I liked him in The Young Pope.

I generally like him in stuff. He's one of those actors like Nick Cage where while he's been in some pretty bad projects, his performance is never the problem. Which is why if he did end up necking himself over being the adult in a shitty D+ nuWars show, I'd rather he go out at the top - Mayan style - than now that his career has fallen to the point he's in a D+ nuWars show.

 

[Mr. Zed da Robot Poon Fed]

What the hell happened to Favreau? Iron Man is his real achievement and everything else is like Lion King remake or Book of Boba Fett.

My guess is that he’s been getting less and less creative control. I say this because he got so angry with how Iron Man 2 was kneecapped that he made a whole film (Chef) as an analogy to his experience filming it. I think after that, he just sold out to Disney.

 

[Ghostse]

Also Daisy Ridley's pretty cute, so that'd be cool.

Not to kinkshame, but I didn't need to know about your lumber fetish. But thanks for sharing I guess.

Or maybe its the fact she never closes her mouth, but I'mma warn you: every english girl who's volunteered? very VERY toothy.

Robert Rodriguez directs The Book of Boba Fett, starring Temura Morrison, produced by Jon Favreau. Everything about this sentence screams GOLD! But then reality kicks in and we get the show we got. It's not the worst of Disney Wars, but with leadership like this, I expect proper Star Wars quality.

Rodriguez has been shit for nearing two decades. I don't know if he went to shit because he got into Spic Rights or if he got into Spic Rights to draw away from his imploding talent but the last decent thing he made was I think his entry for Grindhouse, and that shit was intended to be completely ridiculous.

The Mariachi Triology wasn't even all that good it was more for the first two installments impressive what he was able to make with the budget he was given. You remove that novelty and he's just making abstract shit.

Something was just very off with the Boba Fett series. Like why were there two Mandalorian episodes during the show? Demanding Grogu is immediately back with The Mandalorian seems like it had to be a studio demand. Scripts of S3 of Mando were really lazy and felt like Favearu just handed in a first draft.

Whatever their planned extended universe of TV shows was, it's clearly fallen apart before it ever got started.

Disney does EVERYTHING buy committee. This is why Pixar took a dive in quality after being bought by Disney - Pixar is still quasi independent and keeps the worst of the corporate meddling away, but you can see when the Jews in Suits entered the picture (not helped by the nose dive writing quality took in after 2007)

 

[Drag-on Knight 91873]

The Mariachi Triology wasn't even all that good it was more for the first two installments impressive what he was able to make with the budget he was given. You remove that novelty and he's just making abstract shit.

But even that would have been better than what we got where Boba is a dumb Boomer and the speeder bikes are in pristine condition (meaning they clean them with lots of water). BoBF doesn't even look like the kind of show he makes, the CGI looks too good (he's always been janky with it) and it's not gritty enough.

 

[Cassius Crayfish]

 

[Midwit]

I mean, the casting for Solo was shit casting.

I think than Alden Kaiserreich was actually pretty decent as a young Han, the issue is that the film tried to cover his entire backstory when it should have just been about Han, his mentor and Chewie. Childish Landino was overrated as hell and probably astroturfed.

Robert Rodriguez directs The Book of Boba Fett, starring Temura Morrison, produced by Jon Favreau. Everything about this sentence screams GOLD! But then reality kicks in and we get the show we got.

The show suffered from clearly being a quick stopgap produced in lieu of a third season since Pascal didn't have the time for it, the laziness of the writing really shows through in that one since the plot doesn't even start until the end of episode 4 after which we get the Mando interlude into the finale, with the final fight being a dramatic showdown between two characters who hadn't even shared a single scene until that moment. It's a rushjob through and through.

 

[Weltraumfürst]

KOTOR remake isn't turning out luckily. I think it got shelved a year or so back because the dev team was too incompetent.

Isn't that good news? Space Marine II apparently is good, and didn't they get into hot water over saying that they just want to make good games?

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

The Fagolyte didn't cost $180 million, it cost £180 million. That means its actual production budget was $230 million. How? Where did all the money go!?

 

[Male Idiot]

No, it's still going. Saber Interactive is working on it since they moved away from Embracer.

Isn't that good news? Space Marine II apparently is good, and didn't they get into hot water over saying that they just want to make good games?

They got all the game journos mad.

If it is the same saber team... there is a chance it will be okay. Saber did good with SM2 despite the wokeshit slopfactory that GW has become, so if Disney doesn't wrangle them so much, maybe it won't suck.

But don't let me Doomcuck whitepill you, Leslie Forehead wants to do Kreia so the Kotor era is definately not safe.

Just as GW released their woke bomb days before SM2, Disney could announce Lesbian Witches 2: Kreia/Exile lesbiroo days before a good Kotor remake... you all know KK would give her a second chance!

 

[thhrang]

 

[Screamer_2]

Even back then she was a subpar looking actress who could only get work as a corpse, because you need to look distinct, but not pretty, to play a corpse. Daisy Ridley was cast for the same reason Phoebe Waller-Bridge was, she's a horse-faced young(er) English actress who Kathleen Kennedy can most easily self-insert as.

She was perfectly fine for the role of Rey though. Like all the actors in the sequels, it was the writing that let them down. Mark Hamill is no great leading man or great actor. Also, I never found Leia hot. Even slave Leia. Sure I can appreciate woman. I can look at her braless tits with interest in ANH. I never found her attractive. Anyway....

 

[The handsome tard]

Some people wonder who would have won between Anakin vs Obi-wan if the high ground didnt exist and Im surprised this is even a discussion at all.

Pre-suit Vader (Anakin) vs Obi-wan isnt even close.

Had the high ground not been there, Obi-wan would have been screwed. Ever since the fight started, he was on the defensive. Everytime he tried to take some of the offense, Anakin would punish that shit right away and send him back to just fighting to keep his non stop swings at bay. Obi-wan held on as long as he could thanks to him being one of the finest users of Form 3 and because he knew most of Anakin's moves (tho in return, Anakin knew most of Obi-Wan's).

If we picture this "stats" wise, Dark Side Anakin has Obi-wan beaten on every category but defense. Obi-wan's strategies are to usually worn down his foe until they start to tire themselves out or take a risky move and expose themselves for a swift counter attack. But Anakin was different because he surely wasnt going to tire himself anytime soon with all the dark side his mind and body was drenched by and he barely left any window to counter attack.

Obi-wan was like a reinforced metal wall while Anakin is a someone jacked up on speed with a sledge hammer. The wall is going to hold for a time but eventually a crack is going to appear.

It goes to show that one of the reasons why Obi-wan went for such a brutal move on Anakin's remaining limbs was because he knew that just removing his arm wouldnt stop him, he would just grab his saber with his free hand and resume fighting. As long Anakin could fight back in any way, he would without a single hint of self preservation.

So in conclusion, Obi-Wan was in for a long duel that would result in a brutal death the moment Form 3 started to crack. The High Ground gets meme'd on a lot but it truly was a gift from the Force that allowed Obi-Wan to exploit Anakin's irrational hatred against himself.

The Fagolyte didn't cost $180 million, it cost £180 million. That means its actual production budget was $230 million. How? Where did all the money go!?

Hollywood is involved in all sort of shaddy business and its been confirmed movie productions are great ways to laundry money so I have no doubt that a lot of them are just that.

Produce mediocre cheap crap to hide where the real money is going.

 

[Drag-on Knight 91873]

Hollywood is involved in all sort of shaddy business and its been confirmed movie productions are great ways to laundry money so I have no doubt that a lot of them are just that.

Produce mediocre cheap crap to hide where the real money is going.

It's also a production run by women, so it probably got absorbed in shopping, fine dining, and real estate.