Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Ravier Xavenblood]

dunno if I can post this here as well but it was inspired by cobes so here you go…

the war pig driving the crazy train

This looks like something he'd actually hang on his wall.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

drew Cobes as Patrick Bateman lol

"Joshua, are you alright? You're sweating."

"I'm not gay, I'm straight Luis. If it's paid for leave it at my door."

Fuck me, this is the fresh blood the Farms need. Keep on rockin' CVW.

 

[AnOminous]

"Joshua, are you alright? You're sweating."

"I'm not gay, I'm straight Luis. If it's paid for leave it at my door."

Fuck me, this is the fresh blood the Farms need. Keep on rockin' CVW.

"Do you like Ozzy Osbourne and Black Sabbath?"

 

[BlastMonk]

Practicing my realistic faces. His nose is weirdly hard to draw for me.
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Josh has long since lost those pearly whites and missing a few of those teeth. Nice art though

 

[anliteralidiot]

Josh has long since lost those pearly whites and missing a few of those teeth. Nice art though

damn doodt I was just referencing a photo someone posted Monday, I know his chompers are wrecked

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That feel when it's entirely too late toobz. Can't cast a circle of protection on something that's entirely gone.

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Imagine what could have been if he thought that having some nice pearly whites was goth as fuck. Buuut I digress.
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[Ravier Xavenblood]

Did Cobra get a newer console than his PS3?

 

[semitooth]

"Joshua, are you alright? You're sweating."

"I'm not gay, I'm straight Luis. If it's paid for leave it at my door."

let's see Alex Campbell's wand...
snaps it in half

 

[Chizubaga]

She would have gone there with or without chris, just a one way ticket. She already had the motel booked and paid for a couple days. She will go there again, im calling it now

Practicing my realistic faces. His nose is weirdly hard to draw for me.
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I've tried my hand at drawing cobes, it's oddly challenging and you're correct, his nose is impossible

 

[GameratePTSD]

Did Cobra get a newer console than his PS3?

Now this is content, we're so fucking back Cobros.
He's watching it on youtube though, he didn't get a new console.

 

[JeffreyMaxwell]

I have begun work in earnest on the Cobraween shitpost I am making. It will be 45 to 60 seconds max.

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That's sick. Reminds me of Monkey Dust. Could do a whole show like that with different cows stories interspersed.

 

[Bifocal Lens]

I've tried my hand at drawing cobes, it's oddly challenging and you're correct, his nose is impossible

Honestly, the teeth, the bloat and the cross-eyes look spot-on. Keep them drawings coming,

EDIT: Actually, the teeth are inaccurate. The boy doesn't have upper teeth anymore.

 

[anliteralidiot]

I've tried my hand at drawing cobes, it's oddly challenging and you're correct, his nose is impossible

It's bulbous, and round, but it still tapers when he turns to the side. And his nostrils are wide, yet there's no noticeable...nostril dome? or crease indicating where the nose stops and nostril starts.....

excellent work hahaha yesssth

 

[Distracted Cat]

What's going on in the Conquistador's?

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Steam from the bog witch's shower permeating the apartment and floating down the hall. The shrieking is soon to follow.

 

[Frog Man]

I wonder how often he screams like this off camera, I remember during that one meltdown in late 2023 where he forgot he was recording he was screaming multiple times.

God what I wouldn't do to be a fly on the wall during his off cam meltdowns

My favorites when he took a tumble and broke his cigarette.

 

[Shinkai]

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I've tried my hand at drawing cobes, it's oddly challenging and you're correct, his nose is impossible

I posted a couple doodles I did of him way back. I feel his proportions give into making such great caricatures. It's like the most basic of shapes blown up and then you just gotta add detail where you want the main focus. But it's also funny using drawing techniques but changing a rounded head to a gourd shape

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

My favorites when he took a tumble and broke his cigarette.

That GOD DAMMNNIIIIT carried so many emotions in one single, long cry.

 

[Slim Boglim]

The “Dank Food” apron is an instant classic he’s outdone himself this time. I laughed so hard I genuinely almost fainted

 

[Giant Machine]

Honestly, the teeth, the bloat and the cross-eyes look spot-on. Keep them drawings coming,

EDIT: Actually, the teeth are inaccurate. The boy doesn't have upper teeth anymore.

Let's be honest, only pablo picasso could have put the jangled mess that is Josh's teeth to canvas.

 

[RuthBaderGinsburg]

I am days late on this and posting completely off topic but the recent video where he thinks he hears a voice saying SATAN LOVES JOSH on his recording is my new favorite thing. I nearly died of laughter. Changing my phone alarm to that clip. It lives in my head rent free.

 

[Golly]

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I've tried my hand at drawing cobes, it's oddly challenging and you're correct, his nose is impossible

I only rated Optimistic because it's a very flattering interpretation of the state of his teeth . The sketch quality is fine.