Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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semitooth said:
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His inability to understand what his viewers actually want never fails to make me laugh. He talks about how it was a pain in the ass to strain and was taking a long time so he figured no one would want to watch it so he didn't record it. Yes Josh, none of us want to watch you struggle with a simple task while making a huge mess due to your inability to coordinate. We definitely want to watch you pour water into a jar, riveting content.
 
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semitooth said:
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"look at that gorgeous color right there folks"
lmao it literally looks like diarrhea
holy shit that is SO VILE lol
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he fucking added another box of sugar to it too
it's already full of chocolate! ahhhhhhh hahaha holy moly
 
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Hennimore said:
Watching him create that slop of a pizza and then not even eating it, classic Cobra move. Has he ever mentioned what his thing with leaving food out before eating it is? I've always assumed that if food isn't room temperature it hurts his rotten mouth. I'd imagine anything too hot or too cold sends terrible jolts of pain throughout his mouth and gums.
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his given reason for leaving pizza out specifically was because room temp pizza will solidify and actually be stable enough for the fuck load of toppings to not slough off. But as you said he leaves everything out so that explanation leaves something to be desired.
 
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Mushroom King said:
ASMR - Josh is a good roommate and eats quietly while you sleep on the couch.

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It's really striking how disgusting he looks with his retard hat and shitty facial hair in this one. People give him shit for not shaving his head but I honestly beleive his patchy beard and unkempt mustache look way worse on him.
 
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Fortyone said:
It's really striking how disgusting he looks with his retard hat and shitty facial hair in this one. People give him shit for not shaving his head but I honestly beleive his patchy beard and unkempt mustache look way worse on him.
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The reason I immediately knew I liked ASMR'ing Cobes was realizing he says so much with his posture, where he's looking, the amount of sighing, shrugging and raising his eyebrows. The stupidity that comes out of his mouth is usually so shocking that I overlooked all the little things he was doing. It's like he casts a spell with his gender relashuns summits that masks his repetition. He is in such a better mood and in better spirits than the My Ex Jessica Boyle video, less drunk, maybe even happy.
 
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Mushroom King said:
He is in such a better mood and in better spirits than the My Ex Jessica Boyle video, less drunk, maybe even happy.
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You know how when you have a bad stomachache and suddenly it leaves there's that brief shining moment where just not having it anymore feels incredible? Like you just got used to being miserable and trying to ignore it so you accepted it as normal for a while so then feeling actually normal feels like a legit blessing?

I have to imagine he's had a Wendy's-driven stomachache in his mood for a while now and getting rid of it has given him a newfound sense of appreciation for the little things in life that he considers normal, like having an excuse to get drunk at 8:30 in the morning and juggernaut pizzas. It's a good time to be alive, toobz.
 
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Fortyone said:
It's really striking how disgusting he looks with his retard hat and shitty facial hair in this one. People give him shit for not shaving his head but I honestly beleive his patchy beard and unkempt mustache look way worse on him.
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He trimmed his disgusting facial hair recently and its already grown back to the point where he looks like a fucked up catfish.

At least the boy is back doing what he does best, ordering $50 pizza shitpiles and getting hammered. Need some cooking with cobra content soon though.
 
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