🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[lester]

One thing’s for certain: piggerboy broke his hips and is rapidly spiraling on the health friend, living like la hobo en Mexico, mental faculties rapidly declining as the holes in his brain rapidly expand.

And what's the chances ol' Gunt didn't pick himself up some
trichinosis with that torta diet he lost a hundred pounds on?

 

[Lazy guy]

living like la hobo

My brain thought this said "living la vida hobo". Which would actually suit Ralph well.

 

[Spergichu]

Probably lodged in some Tijuana whore's asshole.

Not even King Arthur could dislodge the sacred ring from it's resting place upon Ralph's hoof. It's become melded with Ralph and fused into his skin, imbuing him with the mystical powers of a Cracker Jack.

 

[Not Even Twice]

Jim will outlive Ralph.

That would be definitive proof that there is a god.

 

[Braphamut]

I hope they end up calling this story arc 'Pill Burnell'

 

[Autistic Integrity]

Ralph needs a junkie for his roommate. His opiate arc is long overdue

 

[Rage Pig]

Nasty little pig man still butthurt about his edaddy shaking a pill bottle. Also rich coming from a pig that couldn't clean up his piss bottles.

Cringe!

Confirmation that this coward will never move to Tijuana, he's to much of a pussy.

 

[Elmo]

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Nasty little pig man still butthurt about his edaddy shaking a pill bottle. Also rich coming from a pig that couldn't clean up his piss bottles.
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Cringe!
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Confirmation that this coward will never move to Tijuana, he's to much of a pussy.

And he kept oinking!

"Correct. I'm better in every single way."

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

And he kept oinking!
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He really can’t understand a normal loving relationship. He thinks Jade should leave like his Ronnie left him and his mother.

Or like how he left Sandra to die in shame and alone.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Wow. The fat retard that sent his own mother to walk in the heat to her life saving dialysis appointment because he was too fucked up on drugs lacks sympathy. I didn’t know that. Youre telling me for the first time.

He also left her to die alone in a terrible nursing home so he could bang a teenager he groomed. Truly no shame.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

He really can’t understand a normal loving relationship. He thinks Jade should leave like his Ronnie left him and his mother.

Or like how he left Sandra to die in shame and alone.

Ralph simply does not know how to love. He hates himself and he hates everybody else.His relationships aren't based on camaraderie and commonalities, they're based on whether or not someone is willing to stroke his ego or give him some clout. He put spyware on Faith's laptop, he did his best to isolate Pantsu from her family. Hell, even took a picture of Warski's passport to use as a weapon. He collects blackmail and is always willing to release revenge porn. Ralph conducts himself like a little girl. He fights like one too.

Can you blame him though? If you looked Ralph, wouldn't you be an insecure little pussy who's only means of scraping together a few bucks while you hollar and act like a tough guy. What a nightmare. I can't imagine being a 5'1" fat, noodle-armed hollaring pig monster without searching for the nearest bridge or overpass. And every chick he bangs consensually and without payment, are 5s on their best day. Amanda was the prettiest girl he ever slid his dick into. Now tell me you wouldn't kick a chair or take a toaster bath at that point.

 

[FiveStarAce]

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Nasty little pig man still butthurt about his edaddy shaking a pill bottle. Also rich coming from a pig that couldn't clean up his piss bottles.
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Cringe!
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Confirmation that this coward will never move to Tijuana, he's to much of a pussy.

Wow, that's actual, unfiltered hatred towards Jim. That's what you get for trying to get Ralph off booze and pills, same as with Josh.

 

[AltisticRight]

beggars are more noble than whores

What about a piggy with quadruple titties that is both though?
He displayed his West Memphis Micro for what, $300 superchats? That's unabashedly whore behaviour.

Maybe because Jade isn't like your worthless deadbeat father Ronnie Ralph that abandoned you and your mother to eventually polymerise into his own stinking coach, only to be discovered when the smell of rotten remains permeated the neighbourhood.
And maybe because Jade isn't a piggy with quadruple titties who wouldn't even drive his own dying mother to her life-saving dialysis treatment, oinking at her to take an Uber instead and calling her a bitch.
>How many times has she went to hide away and cry
Wow, high levels of concern displayed by a piggy with quadruple titties that called her a camwhore, a slut, a chink, a prostitute, and a slew of other playground teenager insults. When was the last time piggytits cared about anyone but himself? What a concerntroll little piggy, quite rich because we know for a fact that Amanda Morris at least hid away to cry in misery twice.
>Knockoff Japanese wife
What does this even mean? Did Jade pretend to be Japanese at some point like the very few self-loathing race traitors? I don't think so.

Utterly buck broken by the idea that two people can love each other. Just because this piggy with quadruple titties would rather leave his own mother to rot in a hellhole facility so she can polish the pavement means that apparently everyone else must be a piece of useless scum to their loved ones. Piggy projection.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Based on Ralph's beginnings, I can see why the idea of a committed, loving marriage would confound him.

Alas, he is cursed only to know shallow, transactional relationships. Sad.

 

[There Is Light At The End]

And he kept oinking!
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Piggy, I know you will read this. What are you talking about? Do you have a loving wife who'll take care of you on your lowest moment of your life? How do you better then dahdie Gym?

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Today on Kiwi Farms, Ralph once again proves he will die alone and not be missed.

 

[Pelican Bones]

And he kept oinking!
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Lol Medicare doesn't even have multiple ROs preventing him from saying the names of certain women and children

 

[FiveStarAce]

When was the last time piggytits cared about anyone but himself?

Still waiting on the first time.

 

[HackerX]

Confirmation that this coward will never move to Tijuana, he's to much of a pussy.

He's a teenage girl and having a brat moment.

What about a piggy with quadruple titties that is both though?
He displayed his West Memphis Micro for what, $300 superchats? That's unabashedly whore behaviour.

I thought he displayed it to own a meth head in some sort of convoluted cuckolding gambit? Was there a different time that Ralph showed off his mini-hog?

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

Jim in his decayed and crippled state is still 9 inches taller than Ralph