Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Cemetery Support]

I was wondering if this was going on the Reddit thread, but it seems that they dislike The Babylon Bee for thinking that bashing trans people is not the same thing as punching up like The Onion

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Reddit unibrain in action. Every one of these posters writes with the same voice.

 

[Narinder]

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This one is just an hilarious L, all these girls want to have manly hands.

Why don't I, the likely 4'8" pooner, not have big rough calloused man hands? It surely can't be biology, it has to be that I don't lift enough weights. Don't worry little pooner, one day your hands will grow to look like big monkey paws on your tiny body



In other news, trannies effectively calling themselves disabled and comparing where they want to pull out their piss pipes to people who need assistance with actual debilitating physical conditions that they didn't intentionally inflict upon themselves.

 

[Free the Pedos]

This one is just an hilarious L, all these girls want to have manly hands.

I have heard that women in the third world have giant ass hands from doing manual labor all the time. God forbid these girls take up a manly hobby like auto repair or woodworking to get some scars and calluses.

 

[Izdaja Slika]

Where do lil’ doods get their clothes?

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Why in the kids section obviously!
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Nothing says “I’m a real man now!” Than a 5’ 3” pooner running around in children’s clothes.

You never know. Pinocchio shopped at the Old Navy kids section too and he turned into a real boy.

 

[crazedaze]

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Saying trannies aren't faking it is like saying you're a fucking moron that doesn't believe in sex
but that's exactly what you're saying, so

 

[Izdaja Slika]

LIL DOOD LITERALLY DYING FROM WORK-MISGENDERING. WONDERS IF TIE WILL HELP!

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Yes lil’ pooner! Surely a tie will fix what the name tag, the haircut and the Old Navy clothes for 10 year old boys couldn’t solve.

The lil dood in the flesh:

I stopped reading at "I like working". Don't open an allegedly non-fiction narrative with a blatant lie in the second sentence.

 

[CoolFool]

I agree that this is a primarily biological difference, but I've seen so many French men cry that there's GOT to be at least a tiny cultural/socialization factor.

Yeah but do they cry just as much as the women? That's the thing, in relation to women, men cry way less.

Unless being French fucks with your hormones...?

Maybe French men have low T. The ones I met (granted it was only 2) sure seemed like it.

 

[Fapcop]

LIL DOOD GOT EXPOSED, FELLOW POONERS TRY TO SOLVE CLOCKING-MYSTERY!


Oh noes lil buddy! His entire friend group of cis guys noped right the fuck out!

The funniest part is her fellow pooners trying to figure out how it happened.
Maybe someone told on him?

Nah, they must have hacked the schools records man! Or broken into the office and rifled through the records to find pooners deadname!

An entire subreddit of very obvious young ladies, can’t understand what went wrong.
Surely it can’t be the fact that people have eyes in their heads?!

And some good news for once!

A true and honest lil’ dood is considering detransitioning! What happened?

Why, just the oldest story in the world:

The other lil pooners don’t take kindly to this news.

“Do what you feel like man! Just not that!”

 

[PS2 Nishiki]

Retarded tranny takes HRT and is already balding at twenty years old.

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Life truly sucks when you're a gross tranny faggot!

 

[SpookyObserver]

Maybe the ”therapist” is Poppy Diabolque?

Lmao yeah if that insane dude isnt enough to make you question therapy (or even look online for local therapist and see how many weird trannies or gays you get on there) nothing will. Therapy has always been influenced by societal norms and right now its just support no matter what (unless its toxic)

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

I don’t believe a legitimate therapist would ever say anything like that. Sounds like another of those asspatters you pay to say, “You’re doing great, champ! It’s the rest of the world that’s the problem!”

"Legitimate therapist."

The majority of them are sub-midwit leftist cat ladies. Yes, the "legitimate" ones too. Easy to see such a handmaid spitefully armchair diagnosing that fucking bitch who gets to sleep with the client I'm countertransferencing with a woman who caused a problem for her little pet troon.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

LIL DOOD GOT EXPOSED, FELLOW POONERS TRY TO SOLVE CLOCKING-MYSTERY!

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Oh noes lil buddy! His entire friend group of cis guys noped right the fuck out!

The funniest part is her fellow pooners trying to figure out how it happened.
Maybe someone told on him?
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Nah, they must have hacked the schools records man! Or broken into the office and rifled through the records to find pooners deadname!

An entire subreddit of very obvious young ladies, can’t understand what went wrong.
Surely it can’t be the fact that people have eyes in their heads?!

And some good news for once!

A true and honest lil’ dood is considering detransitioning! What happened?

Why, just the oldest story in the world:
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The other lil pooners don’t take kindly to this news.
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“Do what you feel like man! Just not that!”

Oh noes you guys! How will Lil’ Pooner ever come back from this deathly, absolutely horrifyingly masculine experience of…deciding who to sit with at school? Sitting with the wrong people might affect what the cool guys think of her, youfolx, and all manly men know there’s nothing more important than that!

Of all the pointless girly bullshit, ‘who will I sit with in school and how will it affect my social standing’ has to be right up there at the top. If who you sit with is so damaging that you spend days of your school holidays panicking, perhaps you need to think about your dare-I-say-it ‘privilege’, lady?

I really hope she has the right manly pencil case and notebook too. Wouldn’t want to out herself, now.

 

[Izdaja Slika]

Pooner wishes she had a gay teen life
So many ftm's seem to fetishize effeminate gay males simply because they don't want to be female.

The fucking cunting whoring shameless effrontery of this unimaginable bitch. "My attraction to men as a teenager was accepted and celebrated and therefore I didn't feel shame or suffering because of it. How I envy the gayboys who were teased and ashamed, who prayed to God to take away their gayness, who had to hide their sexual orientation."

Every time I log on to this message board, I am forced to change my mind about which group (MtF trans, FtM trans, "non-binary") is the worst fucking entitled narcissist demented cunts.

 

[Fapcop]

Oh noes you guys! How will Lil’ Pooner ever come back from this deathly, absolutely horrifyingly masculine experience of…deciding who to sit with at school? Sitting with the wrong people might affect what the cool guys think of her, youfolx, and all manly men know there’s nothing more important than that!

Just a wild guess: Lil’ pooners “friend group” was basically her ragging along to some dudes, sitting at their table at lunch, all five feet of her, and never saying a word.

The “some of these guys are assholes and racist!” Part was likely some mild ribbing between buddies.

 

[Preacher ✝]

LIL DOOD GOT EXPOSED, FELLOW POONERS TRY TO SOLVE CLOCKING-MYSTERY!

My instinct is to look and see if she posted pictures cause appearance is likely a dead give away.

However pulling up the account only got me this further bit of nonsense for us all to enjoy.

 

[Fapcop]

My instinct is to look and see if she posted pictures cause appearance is likely a dead give away.

However pulling up the account only got me this further bit of nonsense for us all to enjoy.

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My FTM-sense tells me, that this is a weird bit of fantasy-fic where she’s picturing the PERFECT girlfriend that any lil’ dood dreams of.

The jar part is bad enough, but then it really goes into fanfic territory with how safe her masculine self makes the gf feel, and how she TOTALLY triggered her phobia of men, with the mighty inner pooner.

Come on.

 

[Preacher ✝]

My FTM-sense tells me, that this is a weird bit of fantasy-fic where she’s picturing the PERFECT girlfriend that any lil’ dood dreams of.

The jar part is bad enough, but then it really goes into fanfic territory with how safe her masculine self makes the gf feel, and how she TOTALLY triggered her phobia of men, with the mighty inner pooner.

Come on.

Lying for attention is a female trait.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

My FTM-sense tells me, that this is a weird bit of fantasy-fic where she’s picturing the PERFECT girlfriend that any lil’ dood dreams of.

The jar part is bad enough, but then it really goes into fanfic territory with how safe her masculine self makes the gf feel, and how she TOTALLY triggered her phobia of men, with the mighty inner pooner.

Come on.

I can believe this happened, but both of them were play-acting for the drama.

 

[Chandelier]

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Troons hate being reminded of their biology as shown in this comment especially

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https://www.reddit.com/r/StraightTransGirls/s/DZkQTvDy3f

Lmao. Here's that study. I recognize it because Colin Montgomerie once used it against Biological Warmachine Emma Hilton.

Of course, it uses "sex assigned at birth":

And how do they know who is male or female? Guessing games, clearly.

Note the air quotes regarding sex specific traits. And "presumed female at birth."

Of course, troons didn't read the conclusion.

Lmao:

 

[⋖ cørdion ⋗]

"Hey guys let's adopt this feminine faggot soyboy and make a real man out of him".
"Uhh.. i'm a girl...."
Nigga dropped the ball on his one chance at being given a good life.

Lying for attention is a female trait.

Call a troon a faggot and you'll see a display of pure unadulterated male rage guaranteed.