Sept 28 2024 - Chris and Flutter in Helsinki, Finland

[knux]

I just want to see a TooManyGames-style or Gamestop-macing-style meltdown in Finland. Fingers crossed...

Yes please. It would be even better if he yells out "Don't call anybody!", but in Finnish.

 

[Bearmumrik]

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*A Crusty old Finnish troll whose been following CWC since the 00s suddenly realises why he smells rotten watermelon in his local Mcdonalds*

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The happy couple.

I guess Chris's final form is a giant blue troll. All these years complaining about trolls and he was one.

Who knew.

I think Flutter might be a Keiju from Finnish folklore.

 

[Clarence Boddicker]

I think Flutter might be a Keiju from Finnish folklore.

Is it possible that Chris is Väinämöinen's current form and he's finally returning to Finland? Chris does enjoy singing songs and prior to this sighting in Helsinki a hurricane did fuck up parts of Virginia.

 

[FedPostalService]

BTFO, Virginia bros, Finland is the (nation) state for lovers.

 

[Monkey Shoulder]

Finally Chris can enjoy some Megapussi instead of Motherpussy

 

[Cats]

sips megapussi

roflmeow

 

[Sargon_poster]

Finally Chris can enjoy some Megapussi instead of Motherpussy

Damn that pussi nice

 

[Thumb Butler]

I wonder when the baby is due. So happy for them! <3

 

[Sukkahousuritari]

I'm happy I don't live near Tripla.

 

[Drive-By Comment]

Been telling them to close the borders. They dinnut lisen.
Weird thought I could run into the lolcow just stepping out the door.

 

[FinnSven]

Moominvalley just joined the merge.

Chris better keep his grimy paws and bent duck away from Moominmamma.

While I loathe and despise Lilla My, perhaps she could be utilized to sever the offending appendage and bury it in the forest next to Stinky's remains.

Or the Groke could be summoned to freeze all the joy from him.

 

[The Un-Clit]

When I first saw her last year I didn't jump to the 100% confident conclusion that her Suomussy was being invaded by bent anglo-american dick,

It fucking begins again.

 

[allthewaydowntotheballbag]

I need to know what does she see in him? Is it really the fame, even if so it just does not make sense to me as the repercussions of associating with Chris (let alone marriage) are pretty severe. Feels like a net loss to me and a loss at that for someone who fucked his mom.

Might be an evil plan to leave him stranded in a remote Finnish village.

 

[dukekinny]

So, I think I know what is going on... It has nothing to do with Marriage. Flutter is just into Finland like some weirdos are into Japan.

A lolcow I follow been talking about "Hobby Horsing" a lot the last Few days... Now CWC is in the place "Hobby Horsing" is really big.

I know for a fact that he talks to Cwc on discord... So there is something too this...

 

[Guinan's hats]

Before today, the only thing I knew about Finland was that gay people are called Fägäri, which is very funny.

So, you're 1-1, Finland.

 

[Slime Spewing Spasm Chasm]

How did this retard not only manage to get the funds to procure a passport (the passport book required for international air travel is $130, probably more when applying for the first time), but also be able to sit down, fill out the application, set up an appointment at the post office (which was probably not his local post office as not all of them offer passport services), and acquire all the necessary documentation to do so? I don't think he's ever put this amount of effort into anything else in his life.


I have never seen a way to look up people's passports. The fact that he was able to do it and keep it under wraps is honestly incredible.

Dare I say it lads but perhaps the boy is finally learning.....

...or has a god-tier tard handler at whatever group home he was blighted upon. In that case that individual deserves a Christmas bonus of hookers and blow for their efforts.

 

[King Kiwi]

It fucking begins again.

Rest assured, Zeus will be back in 2 weeks.

 

[dukekinny]

Chat GBT could fill out the paper work to get a passport it's that easy

 

[dukekinny]

Dare I say it lads but perhaps the boy is finally learning.....

...or has a god-tier tard handler at whatever group home he was blighted upon. In that case that individual deserves a Christmas bonus of hookers and blow for their efforts.

It's not that hard.


To get a U.S. passport, here’s what you need to do:

### 1. **Gather the Required Documents**:
- **Proof of U.S. Citizenship**: This can be a U.S. birth certificate, Certificate of Naturalization, or a previous U.S. passport.
- **Proof of Identity**: A valid government-issued ID, like a driver’s license or state ID.
- **Passport Photo**: You will need one 2x2-inch passport photo that meets specific guidelines. You can get this at many drugstores, post offices, or professional photographers.
- **Passport Application Form**: Complete **Form DS-11** if applying for the first time. Do not sign it until you are instructed to by a passport acceptance agent.

### 2. **Fill Out the Form**:
- Use **Form DS-11** (for first-time applicants) available online at the [U.S. Department of State website](https://travel.state.gov/). You can also pick up a form at your local post office or passport acceptance facility.

### 3. **Submit Your Application**:
- Visit a **passport acceptance facility** (like a post office or county clerk’s office) in person if this is your first passport. You cannot apply online for a first-time passport.
- Bring all your documents, your completed Form DS-11, and your passport photo.
- Pay the required fee (currently about $130 for the passport and $35 for the execution fee).

### 4. **Pay the Fees**:
- Passport Book: $130
- Execution Fee: $35
- Optional Passport Card (for land and sea travel to Canada, Mexico, Bermuda, and the Caribbean): $30
- Expedited Service: $60 (if you need it quickly)

### 5. **Wait for Your Passport**:
- **Standard Processing Time**: Typically takes 10-13 weeks.
- **Expedited Processing**: Takes 7-9 weeks (with the additional $60 fee).
- You can track your application status online on the U.S. Department of State’s [passport tracking website](https://travel.state.gov/content/travel/en/passports/after/apply-passport-status.html).

Would you like more specific information or help with the forms?

 

[Manly_Brony]

The post-tomgirl era and the CWCfoot phase in particular is inferior to the classic era if you ask me but holy shit this is W.I.L.D. Do you think he's off T so they can bump uglies?