🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

I just can't wait for sux dixenhammer to do his rain check show on the killstream and also let Ralph in his show, as was totally agreed to months ago.

 

[AltisticRight]

Ralph’s money was never spent on anything to improve their quality of life. Harry had to give May money for the stuff that mattered - rent money so May didn’t have to live at Sandra’s, baby stuff, college, her car, car seat for Rozy, etc… Even then Ralph still made her move to the third world country so he could flee his self-inflicted problems and live as cheaply as possible. After nine months in Mexico she finally realized they were only sinking lower and lower so she bailed.

Daily reminder that piggymoobs wouldn't purchase a $50 TERF magic game for horsey yet he'll spend twice of that on gay hats.

His brain is stuck on niggerball. This may be the dumbest take I've seen on the conflict, and I'm reading the Lucas Gage thread.

What does this retard talk even mean? Coached the Gators in the '90s? What? 70-7?
Sorry I don't speak gay retard baby. If you want to make a dimwitted metaphor, at least make it make sense, polsci "major".

 

[Autistic Integrity]

Daily reminder that piggymoobs wouldn't purchase a $50 TERF magic game for horsey yet he'll spend twice of that on gay hats.


What does this retard talk even mean? Coached the Gators in the '90s? What? 70-7?
Sorry I don't speak gay retard baby. If you want to make a dimwitted metaphor, at least make it make sense, polsci "major".

He just hates that the gators always kicked his razorbacks/volunteers whatever team he actually liked growing up before Alabama was the bandwagon team

 

[Die For Me!]

Alex Rosen, the pedo hunter who interviewed the guy who tried to show him Kino Casino in relation to a question about RTU.

Isn't this guy supposed to be an expert on not falling for DMs sent by predatory sex criminals?

 

[Rage Pig]

Imagine having this smelly bum lying on your couch, stuffing his snout with sandwiches for several days. This has to be a Zionist scheme to punish Adam Greene and his family. It's like launching a rotten pig carcass into a besieged city with an onager to spread pestilence and disease.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Lacking the necessary identification to get a rental. Too broke to spend the night in a brothel on his birthday. Sad, pathetic.

 

[Cyberpunk Meta]

Imagine having this smelly bum lying on your couch, stuffing his snout with sandwiches for several days. This has to be a Zionist scheme to punish Adam Greene and his family. It's like launching a rotten pig carcass into a besieged city with an onager to spread pestilence and disease.
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Adam Green seems to always invite suspect individuals to his house: two confirmed wife beaters (BigTech & Piggertits).

Isn’t Adam a father to a young daughter too and soon to a baby? What the fuck is wrong with him?

 

[Lidl Drip]

Imagine having this smelly bum lying on your couch, stuffing his snout with sandwiches for several days. This has to be a Zionist scheme to punish Adam Greene and his family. It's like launching a rotten pig carcass into a besieged city with an onager to spread pestilence and disease.
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He is such a bum, begging people for rides and crashing on their couch like a teenager. A man of almost 40 years should be completely embarrassed that he can't pay for his own room and ride, but ofc Piggy has zero shame.

 

[Near]

Imagine having this smelly bum lying on your couch, stuffing his snout with sandwiches for several days. This has to be a Zionist scheme to punish Adam Greene and his family. It's like launching a rotten pig carcass into a besieged city with an onager to spread pestilence and disease.
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Did that trad family know about Ralph choking his wife?

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

Imagine having this smelly bum lying on your couch, stuffing his snout with sandwiches for several days. This has to be a Zionist scheme to punish Adam Greene and his family. It's like launching a rotten pig carcass into a besieged city with an onager to spread pestilence and disease.
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I’m confused. When was this supposed to have happened? Two weekends ago on Shanaynay’s birthday when he already said he was at the TJ brothel?

 

[EyeGuy]

Ralph boasts that the niggerball team his former father-in-law supports lost badly to another niggerball team, and that his own favored niggerball team had never met a similar fate. Seething Reethan angrily pilpuls when it is pointed out to him that said niggerball team, did, in fact, lose badly to another niggerball team in recent years:

 

[Guntkvd]

Ralph boasts that the niggerball team his former father-in-law supports lost badly to another niggerball team, and that his own favored niggerball team had never met a similar fate. Seething Reethan angrily pilpuls when it is pointed out to him that said niggerball team, did, in fact, lose badly to another niggerball team in recent years:
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Ralph's W conditions: person he hates experiences a mild inconvenience for a moment.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Imagine being so desperate for any type of attention you have to post the scores of the football team of someone you're not legally allowed to interact with. Couldn't be me.

 

[Truly Rural]

Imagine being impressed with sandwiches. And then having sandwich daddy take you to meet with a toddler.

 

[Obscura539]

It’s pretty common for folks to get together with their family to watch “da game” in Harry’s region. I would imagine that his granddaughter is there while friends and family help prepare food. These events usually last a few hours. Imagine spending dozens of hours a month surrounded by your family while some quadruple fitted hog person is on twitter.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

I'm sure Harry was in pure misery, wishing he could sit in a tin shack in Mexico watching a game on a laptop with shitty internet. Ralph has totally and thoroughly buckbroken him. You can tell because Harry is too busy wanting to hang himself and isn't manly enough to even respond to Piggy's constant seething about him.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

It’s pretty common for folks to get together with their family to watch “da game” in Harry’s region. I would imagine that his granddaughter is there while friends and family help prepare food. These events usually last a few hours. Imagine spending dozens of hours a month surrounded by your family while some quadruple fitted hog person is on twitter.

I miss those days. Half the neighborhood is watching the game while the kids run amok and nobody had a cellphone in their band. Technological progress is not always a good thing.

 

[HackerX]

He just hates that the gators always kicked his razorbacks/volunteers whatever team he actually liked growing up before Alabama was the bandwagon team

1. Take it back. Go Vols
2. He was probably riding the Gators bandwagon in the 90s because it makes too much sense.

Imagine having this smelly bum lying on your couch, stuffing his snout with sandwiches for several days. This has to be a Zionist scheme to punish Adam Greene and his family. It's like launching a rotten pig carcass into a besieged city with an onager to spread pestilence and disease.
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Something obviously isn't adding up. He used "staying at the hotel" above the brothel as an excuse for someone noticing him there. Now its "nice try alogs, but people can tolerate me. Someone let me sleep on his couch! I'm still not destitute though!!!"

Lacking the necessary identification to get a rental. Too broke to spend the night in a brothel on his birthday. Sad, pathetic.

Whatever happened to 5 star days???

 

[UCantCCPMe]

Imagine being impressed with sandwiches. And then having sandwich daddy take you to meet with a toddler.

Here Ralph, here's a couple of sandwiches so you don't keel over from starvation. Now come on, let's go. I'll take you up to see that kid you call your son. The one that calls every man daddy. Much like he will when he's 17.

 

[Bill Evans 45]

In a double u for Ralph he will now embarrass himself to Alex Rosen, the pedo hunter

Gee, I sure hope no one tips Alex off about the Soph incident.