Sept 28 2024 - Chris and Flutter in Helsinki, Finland

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Atomic Tampon Cat said:
Doesn't Finland have all the railroads rigged with explosives in case of a foreign invasion? :tomgirl:
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Yes, Finland has a long history of preparing its infrastructure, including railroads, for defensive purposes in the event of a foreign invasion. This concept, known as "infrastructure denial," involves the pre-installation of explosives or creating demolition plans for key transportation links like bridges, tunnels, and railways. The idea is that in the event of an invasion, the Finnish military could destroy these key points to slow down or disrupt the enemy's advance.
 
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CFC-12 said:
I know, but like... what's the endgame here if that's the case?
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This is pure speculation on my behalf, but if Caden's going for the long con, being able to coerce Chris using by using Flutter as bait would likely work. More:

CFC-12 said:
Pull the rug out and say "haha Flutter wasn't your girlfriend got you"? That's the same shit people were doing in 2008. Nobody would put THIS much time and effort into the absolute most basic trolling attempt possible for Chris. If someone actually wasted that much of their time and money on it, they're the retard being trolled.
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Agreed. Caden's a shithead, but he's not totally stupid: he knows that Chris could potentially be milkable nearly ad inifinitum provided that Chris sticks around. If he walks, that's a revenue stream that needs to be replaced.

In general terms, there are enough weens and enablers out there who will buy any crap even tenuously associated with Chris that he could potentially pay for a significant chunk of the Big Island house if he just stays there long enough. Doing a bunch of rough figuring, the monthly simple base rate on a 20-year mortgage for the full $235,000 sale price is $979.17. Add in a generous 8% to cover interest and incidentals associated with the sale, and we're at $1057.50 per month. Granted, these are super-simplified numbers (and in all probability are likely lower), but not massively out of line with what would be expected for that property in that part of the world.

Factoring in Chris' tugboat, he could be paying rent in addition to making shit for Caden to sell. If his rent's $500/month, that's half the mortgage right there. Hell, Caden may even be getting checks from the State and/or Feds for housing an autistic transwoman multidimensional spirit polygamist motherfucker which could cover all or part of that remaining $500. If not, only 7 $80 medallions need to be sold per month to make the difference up. That's not a totally unrealistic sales goal. Even if only two or three items sell, that's still making the shortfall even more manageable.

CFC-12 said:
Nah, I think Flutter and Chris's relationship began organically and Caden just goes along with it because it makes it easier to keep Chris in check. Especially if he's helping pay for flights and shit. Finding a boyfriend-free girl has always been Chris's #1 priority, and now that he has that, Caden could totally use that to manipulate Chris. Homeboy's not streaming enough? Ah geez dood, might not have enough to fly Flutter out next month. Better hop on and shill for medallions tonight.
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Also agreed, and this is where I can absolutely see Caden inserting himself to gain leverage over Chris. He's a enough of a vindictive little shit that it's not inconceivable that he could do things like placing calls to the TSA that may make Flutter's reentry into the US difficult, if not impossible - or even just putting a wedge in the relationship between her and Chris through direct contact.

Caden likes to see people suffer, especially if he's pulling the strings on their misery. He's also willing to watch that suffering at some (but not much) cost to himself. And while I have zero sympathy for Chris, that doesn't give anyone the right to use him like The Pecker probably is.
 
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dukekinny said:
The idea is that in the event of an invasion, the Finnish military could destroy these key points to slow down or disrupt the enemy's advance.
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AHEM AHEM Finland, you know what to do. Gotta protect the bubushkas or whatever the hell yall call grandmas there.
 
CFC-12 said:
I know, but like... what's the endgame here if that's the case? Pull the rug out and say "haha Flutter wasn't your girlfriend got you"? That's the same shit people were doing in 2008. Nobody would put THIS much time and effort into the absolute most basic trolling attempt possible for Chris. If someone actually wasted that much of their time and money on it, they're the retard being trolled.

Nah, I think Flutter and Chris's relationship began organically and Caden just goes along with it because it makes it easier to keep Chris in check. Especially if he's helping pay for flights and shit. Finding a boyfriend-free girl has always been Chris's #1 priority, and now that he has that, Caden could totally use that to manipulate Chris. Homeboy's not streaming enough? Ah geez dood, might not have enough to fly Flutter out next month. Better hop on and shill for medallions tonight.
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I mean, the end point could be telling Chris she's pregnant, then getting an "abortion" to kill Crystal or something, but I doubt this is trolling. I think Chris just finally won
 
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Slug said:
This is a pivotal moment in Christory. Before now, Chris had barely left the state of Virginia (spare for conventions and ween-induced trips to Ohio).
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"Honor Roll" also went to California once (with Borb to see Cole), which was the only plane trip he took before he committed incest.
 
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Drip Torch said:
TFW when motherfucking Chris Chan is more of a tradchad than Nick Fuentes.
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When was Nick EVER less than obviously a flaming homosexual? His bizarre physical revulsion any time sex with a woman was discussed made it incredibly obvious.

Was there ever a time it was not obvious he is into dudes?
 
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AnOminous said:
When was Nick EVER less than obviously a flaming homosexual? His bizarre physical revulsion any time sex with a woman was discussed made it incredibly obvious.

Was there ever a time it was not obvious he is into dudes?
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There might have been a time when Nick wasnt a politifag???? Yet somehow, Chris, without even trying has the chance to beat Milo, Nick and Null at the baby game. This is breaking my brain.
 
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Take that back. There are many very beautiful Finnish women.
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They have the most violent branch of the Nordic Resistance Movement, Nordic enough for me.
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'80s Kata Kärkkäinen was insanely hot:

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Man Finland is like one of maybe 20 countries I actually want to visit, and fucking Chris got there before I did.

It's so fucking over.

He's not even gonna go fishing or hiking, watch a hockey game, the whole trip is gonna be lost on him. I hope he proves me wrong and exercises his free right to nature camping in Finland.

I'm disappointed on the internet.
 
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AnOminous said:
When was Nick EVER less than obviously a flaming homosexual? His bizarre physical revulsion any time sex with a woman was discussed made it incredibly obvious.

Was there ever a time it was not obvious he is into dudes?
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Plenty of homos managed to produce offspring if they wanted to, doesn't work if you're an objective failure of course
 
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